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  1. Wet dream ? Get a life

    Wet dream ?

    Get a life
  2. I'll take your word for it. After all you are...

    I'll take your word for it.

    After all you are the experienced fellow into corrupt oil rich regimes.


    Would you consider working for either asshole, if the price was right right ?

    Ofcourse...
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    Nope Don't know that one Is it an up-or down...

    Nope
    Don't know that one

    Is it an up-or down grade from 'retard' ?


    I'm a 'roligan', Harrietta.

    A lover not a fighter
  4. The US Sun Better than FOX, I guess:)

    The US Sun





    Better than FOX, I guess:)
  5. Good idea And with a delegation of american...

    Good idea

    And with a delegation of american observers.

    They are avid vote counters :)
  6. Thread: One for Looper

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    Always fascinated me Reminds me of: 79469

    Always fascinated me

    Reminds me of:

    79469
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    79465 Got a feeling that you have had more...

    79465
    Got a feeling that you have had more "heering salad" pinned on, than LT.

    Been fucking grumpy for the last couple of years, haven't you ?
  8. Really cunning of them to paint the containers in...

    Really cunning of them to paint the containers in camuflage.

    No one will have a clue, before it's to late
  9. Isn't Russia neighbor to 6 EU countries already ?...

    Isn't Russia neighbor to 6 EU countries already ?

    Or there abouts

    Oops

    Norway is only a NATO member
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    Swedish tune for Lom Something to make you...

    Swedish tune for Lom

    Something to make you proud of your heritage:

    Bruce Springsteen - You Never Can Tell (Leipzig 7/7/13) - YouTube

    Emmylou Harris - Red Dirt Girl (Live at Farm Aid 2005) -...
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    Swedish Bastards !!!!!

    Might get his attention

    Where are you Lom, gosse ?

    Rebecka Tornqvist - Good thing - YouTube
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    Seems that I can't send PM's, so....eventhough...

    Seems that I can't send PM's, so....eventhough your fascination with fermented applejuice worries me, do have a nice trip back home, and give your mum one on the cheek for me.
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    Because that he hasn't got a clue ? Same for...

    Because that he hasn't got a clue ?

    Same for the democrats if they should nominate him, which they won't/can't
  14. Yes....

    Yes....
  15. I reckon my buddy Panama Hatlum is very...

    I reckon my buddy Panama Hatlum is very intelligent.

    Now wriggle yourself out of that one, Tero


    Possibly

    I kind of figured you out, Grumpy :)

    Surprised !
  16. So it's erect penis envy ? Explains a lot :)

    So it's erect penis envy ?

    Explains a lot :)
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    New York Yankees has 27 World Series titles in...

    New York Yankees has 27 World Series titles in MLB. That's 27 more than the rest of the world(excl. the US) put together.

    Now that's impressing
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    Did you have plans for a meetup in Bath ?

    Did you have plans for a meetup in Bath ?
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    I have also got a very well timed and disarming...

    I have also got a very well timed and disarming smile :)
  20. Thread: Manchester Utd

    by helge
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    Many disagree with you Not anti Ole He...

    Many disagree with you


    Not anti Ole

    He couldn't bench the freeloader


    Why would he come to Manchester only to experiense the same problems that he already has in Paris ?
  21. ^ Oh yes.

    ^

    Oh yes.
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    Did I once offer you to help you out with some...

    Did I once offer you to help you out with some Single Malt inhaling ?

    I'd better buy my own moonshine.

    I get the impression, that a needy guy isn't allowed a discreet leak on your lawn

    ...
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    Merde ! I only carry two fists and a big mouth...

    Merde !

    I only carry two fists and a big mouth :(
  24. I think that nowadays a whole lot of TD posters...

    I think that nowadays a whole lot of TD posters have Facebook friends, who have friends who have friends on TD.

    Don't know how Facebook works these days, but surely some posters here could find my...
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    Yep :) Thanks for your interest ((can't see...

    Yep :)

    Thanks for your interest

    ((can't see the 'fun' part of the fact though; Doing my best to live up to that .......good and godly baptized alias :smileylaughing:)
    and spare me the"holier...
  26. For some, Neverna For some

    For some, Neverna

    For some
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    If you say so, Massa

    If you say so, Massa
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    That would be fun watching him dealing with such...

    That would be fun watching him dealing with such power.


    Demote an owner ?

    Hmm
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    There's that possibility that Mendip dislike soap...

    There's that possibility that Mendip dislike soap less than you do
  30. Thread: Manchester Utd

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    Did Ole Gunnar have a team of "build up egos",...

    Did Ole Gunnar have a team of "build up egos", who were too much primadonnas to put in 90 mins of work ?

    Or just dumb as in Maguire's case ?

    You betcha !

    (just my opinion; there is ofcourse...
  31. I miss him.... and his top thread Think he...

    I miss him.... and his top thread

    Think he couldn't be bothered posting with the current TD "climate".

    Can't blame him




    FOW
  32. Insecurity at....RyanAir Didn't they have any...

    Insecurity at....RyanAir

    Didn't they have any luggage checked in on the Spain bound plane ?

    Just because you are a shit carrier from Ireland, you should be able to figure out that something...
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    He did And it irritates the fuck out of his...

    He did

    And it irritates the fuck out of his stalkers :)

    Well done, Backspin
  34. :) :(

    :)





    :(
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    I seem to remember, that the defence, had a major...

    I seem to remember, that the defence, had a major go at a witness in the OJ trial.

    Mark Fuhrman

    And rightly so; was that racist pig to be trusted ?

    Nah
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    That's what I heard

    That's what I heard
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    We're family, mate Not at all like you and the...

    We're family, mate

    Not at all like you and the part of Ireland, that you keep occupied.
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    And do the "protectors of property"now have a...

    And do the "protectors of property"now have a free pass to "protect" ?

    Good luck, America
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    Bingo

    Bingo
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    Probably

    Probably
  41. Fuckinh hell I used to be a "total retard" ...

    Fuckinh hell

    I used to be a "total retard"

    Are you starting to fancy men now ?

    Camel abstinense to ruff for you, pervert

    Or is it jail rape you long for ?
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    I reckon the Mutties will give you a bow,...

    I reckon the Mutties will give you a bow, Backspin

    Get ready for an avalanche of greens

    :rofl:

    Nah
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    Agree I have voted NO to each and every new...

    Agree


    I have voted NO to each and every new treaty or such, coming from that direction

    Just out of interest:

    How many times have your precious Britain asked you for your opinion ?
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    Yo Despite her appetite for the more...

    Yo
    Despite her appetite for the more "deathpornographic" news, her work is appreciated

    Your department, Red Ivanhoe.

    You been unwell ?

    (apart from the irish roots)
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    Thread kinda dried out Fish, Northern Ireland...

    Thread kinda dried out

    Fish, Northern Ireland ?

    If you feel alone; do give us a shout :)
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    Can't be bothered to open the link. Well done,...

    Can't be bothered to open the link.

    Well done, Backy

    Outdid the MuttaFuckers
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    You haven't got beaches, Russ Beach Bum is the...

    You haven't got beaches, Russ

    Beach Bum is the essence of a narrowminded seppo.

    He thinks that he isn't though
  48. Totally off topic: I cheated and opended my...

    Totally off topic:

    I cheated and opended my Xmas beer calender early.

    On the third of december I had myself a Boston Pale Ale ?

    What the fuck ?

    Tasted good
  49. Thread: Manchester Utd

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    You started it; the devil inside me felt obliged...

    You started it; the devil inside me felt obliged to follow your lead


    Way ahead of you there.
    Ain't a chance in hell, that I'll waste time posting here, if not.....drunk


    Triumph Bonneville...
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    Her name was Kathleen;she seduced me, hauled me...

    Her name was Kathleen;she seduced me, hauled me off to a bar/casino hopping. A young business woman; the stout and chubby lass she was.

    Refused to leave for a business meeting in Hamburg the next...
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