Cheese And Spring Onion Sandwich

Because I'm so classy I've decided to stick with a sandwich, none of that fancy stuff. But this sandwich shouldn't be eaten just before giving a kiss to your partner - I dont think they'll appricitate is somehow! And for the single members just make sure you brush your teeth afterwards or you'll put off the potential fun you may have!

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This is what you'll be needing. Butter, mayo, cheese, sping onion and the main ingredient, bread. You cant be having a sandwich without bread now.

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I'd wash the spring onions if I was you, you dont want any dirt or uninvited guests in your lovely sandwich.

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Then cut the spring onion into your desired size.

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Spread the butter, I love lots of butter but none of that margarine.

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And then just throw it all in no special order because you are eating it so no need to make it look perfect really. Then squash it up and eat away.

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This is what it should look like when you have finished :)

erm...I'd have added a sliced tomato, but each to their own I s'pose. :)

But that's not proper cheese. By the time you've done the onion and added some mayo you won't be able to taste that yellow plastic.

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Originally Posted by Dougal

But that's not proper cheese. By the time you've done the onion and added some mayo you won't be able to taste that yellow plastic.

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I admit it isn't as good as normal cheese but it wasn't avaliable, the tomato wasn't either.

Damn, I've run out of bread.

Can I just scoop the mess up in my palm and stuff it in my mouth ?

Try putting the butter on the outside and toasting it next time. Either in a frying pan or in the oven using the broiler.

I like spring onions...

I had to make do with processed slices as my assumption that Tops sold real Cheddar turned out to be wrong.

I think that should be described as a spring onion flavoured sandwich, nothing else would taste after them beasties...