While writing a friend today I refered to a neighbor believing in one of the three famous lies.
I could only remember two of them so I naturally googled the subject. Turns out it's more like 3 thousand plus lies.
We've all probably told one or more of them from time to time. One of my favorites is "I'll bring back the change"
Some of them we all know and experience:
"I love you."
"The check is in the mail."
"I'm from the government and I'm here to help you.”
"This is going to hurt me worse than it hurts you"
"Trust me"
"I love you”
"It's not you, it's me.”
"I can quit anytime"
"You're the best I've ever had"
"I love the gift”
"This message board is down temporarily while we perform routine maintenance.”
"Of COURSE I'll warn you when I'm about to cum, honey…”
'Let me be honest with you.’
"No Honey - I don't think that dress makes you look fat.”
"I didn't mean it!"
"I'll return/repay it right away."
"Truth in advertising.”
"Honey, that has never happened to me before."
"I'm breaking up with you, but I still want us to be friends.”
"It's only a cold sore.”
"I'll respect you in the morning.”
"I would never lie to you."
"No, there's never been anyone as good as you.”
"I'm just happy to be here and help out the team any way I can."
"I love my job”
"I only had two drinks at the bar.”
"I had no idea that I was speeding”
"I'll bring you back the change.”
"It isn't about the money, it's the principle of the thing."
"It was like that when I bought it."
"That's a great idea, boss."
"I only use my internet connection at work for business purposes.”
"I'll call you…definitely!”
"The cable man will be there between 9 to noon."
"The taxi will be there in less than 30 minutes.”
"No dear, she's not prettier than you..."
"I love you."
"The check is in the mail."
"I'm from the government and I'm here to help you.”
"This is going to hurt me worse than it hurts you"
"Trust me"
"I love you”
"It's not you, it's me.”
"I can quit anytime"
"You're the best I've ever had"
"I love the gift”
"This message board is down temporarily while we perform routine maintenance.”
"Of COURSE I'll warn you when I'm about to cum, honey…”
'Let me be honest with you.’
"No Honey - I don't think that dress makes you look fat.”
"I didn't mean it!"
"I'll return/repay it right away."
"Truth in advertising.”
"Honey, that has never happened to me before."
"I'm breaking up with you, but I still want us to be friends.”
"It's only a cold sore.”
"I'll respect you in the morning.”
"I would never lie to you."
"No, there's never been anyone as good as you.”
"I'm just happy to be here and help out the team any way I can."
"I love my job”
"I only had two drinks at the bar.”
"I had no idea that I was speeding”
"I'll bring you back the change.”
"It isn't about the money, it's the principle of the thing."
"It was like that when I bought it."
"That's a great idea, boss."
"I only use my internet connection at work for business purposes.”
"I'll call you…definitely!”
"The cable man will be there between 9 to noon."
"The taxi will be there in less than 30 minutes.”
"No dear, she's not prettier than you..."
