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Has anyone been bitten by an Aedus Albopictus?. How long does it take for dengue or nile or zika virus to arrive after the bite?
Do all those little black and white fukkers carry it?
The Missus squatted it before hopefully it did too much damage...
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...How did it get into your pubes?...Quote:
Originally Posted by Dillinger
I'm bald as a coot in that area as of a few days ago. Its a lot paler down there too, looking at it.:)Quote:
Originally Posted by tomcat
I won't add a pic.
4 to 7 days it can take for Dengue to show, I see... or up to 2 weeks.
^ You can cross West Nile of your list of worries. Do not think there has ever been a reported case in Southeast Asia. And no, not all mosquitoes carry the viruses you mentioned - one in many thousands, unless there is an existing case near you, then all bets are off.
Cheers Nid, feel a lot better now.:tumbs:Quote:
Originally Posted by nidhogg
was it male or female ?
WTF is going on with your finger nail?Quote:
Originally Posted by Dillinger
^ Thats what a non-Mussie female one looks like mate:spin::)
^^ And its only the females that bite, Baldy.
That's a female claw?Quote:
Originally Posted by Dillinger
yikes. get her a manicure.
^ The salons are shut, numbnuts.
^ one to dill
On the upside, if your body hair falls out, you can have one of these made:
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That's the best kind of mossy - Dead.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dillinger
Congrats to the missus - good aim :1st:
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Originally Posted by Dillinger
No home visits?
Can't she cut her own nails?
how do the males feed ?Quote:
Originally Posted by Dillinger
Forgive me if I am wrong, but many females have long nails. If they don't, they slap on fakes.Quote:
Originally Posted by lom
What is the issue here?
^
I think KW likes a digit or two up the bum.
They feed on nectar.Quote:
Originally Posted by baldrick
Dengue fever and a slow upcoming painful death was my first thought.Quote:
Originally Posted by Little Chuchok
Thankfully I came on here to share my nearing fate and can now see the more pressing issue of my over-hirsute ginger arm hair and the wife's neglected fingernails.
I've just brought this issue up actually and asked why her nails are not painted with the duty-free Revlon nail polishes I lovingly bought not long back.
"Coveed and 3 years ago you bought them" was the lazy bitch's answer.
Thank you Teakdoor.
Sic transit gloria mundeQuote:
Originally Posted by Dillinger
Off on a tad bit of a tangent but...Quote:
Originally Posted by Dillinger
Did a job in France twenty-five years ago. Asked my wife what she would like - perfume, the French are known for their perfume. So, as instructed I bought three bottles or very expensive, by French standards, perfume.
Now, twenty five years later, we have this:
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Yup, unopened, unused, and well traveled; Europe-USA-Thailand. When I ask the better half about them I get the look "why are you asking me a question that I will not acknowledge".
You just got to love them...
^ Brilliant:)
^^ It is quite straight forward. She wanted perfume - and you got the wrong one. She had a very specific one in mind, and you, insensitive bastard that you are, did not select the correct one she was thinking about.