Sperm Donor

GF's friend comes to apartment this morning, and has a problem for her acne,and wants to know about natural products for her acne as she has spent vast amounts of money on products.

So I do a quick search on the net, and up comes a Norwegian company that has made a cream from sperm.

Then up pops sperm that is or has been a fad for some.

So I say to them try sperm as a face pack.

They tell me she doesn't have a Boyfriend,so I say you can have mine.:)

Oh dear i think,just the look says it all.

GF then asks how she can get from you.:rolleyes:

Well I just couldn't resist.

Well she's has a choice, you can get it for her,or she can get herself.:spin:

Friend smiles,GF says You joking or not.:yerman:

Time to go the shops, come back from shops.

world war three has broke out. my nice pink present is on the floor, and they had of left the apartment.

nice little note saying Fuck You:smileylaughing:

There was me thinking I was going to get a special valentines.:)

Well she's back now,after 2 hours realising i was joking, hmm was I?

What's this? More of Chico's delusional / fantasist bullshit?

Must be a day ending in a 'Y'.

:D

Before I posted, I thought to myself who will be the first to reply:smileylaughing:

And yes Pissmypants was the one.:)

Must say pissmypants, I'm starting to think you have a man thing about me.

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Originally Posted by Chico

I thought...I'm starting to think

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More lies. :D

Be honest though Chico: you did think up all of this in your silly little addled head but none of it actually happened in what would be termed actual reality did it.

I mean it probably sounded good in your head (and certainly better than that garbled post you made) but it's all just more of your bullshit, innit.

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Originally Posted by Chico

Must say pissmypants, I'm starting to think you have a man thing about me.

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You can add that and the above to your list of sexual fantasies then.

Life Must be so Mundane in CM

Your not gonna clear up many spots with a teaspoon of jizz at your age Chico.
You'd be there all week.

I see what you've done there. A stroke of genius.:)

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Originally Posted by Chico

Life Must be so Mundane in CM

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I'm not the one posting up semi-literate versions of Penthouse's 'Letters to the Editor' on the TD forum with my 6th login.

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Dill, when I come back from UK its comes by the Litre.:) I could start my own sperm bank for acne.....

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Originally Posted by Dillinger

teaspoon of jizz

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Or hold people to ransom with it.

People would probably pay good money not to see your DNA passed on.

^ How much did you make Ciz?:)

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Originally Posted by Chico

They tell me she doesn't have a Boyfriend,so I say you can have mine.

Oh dear i think,just the look says it all.

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I'm sure the look said it all, just one look at you . . . to borrow from ao

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Originally Posted by Dillinger

Your not gonna clear up many spots with a teaspoon of jizz at your age Chico.
You'd be there all week.

I see what you've done there. A stroke of genius.:)

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A stroke! :rofl:

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Another Member living a futile existence in Thailand without any social skills.

carry on. haha

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Originally Posted by armstrong

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:smileylaughing:

Yep!

And after posting his bullshit his 'It's-actually-others-who-are-trying-too-hard-and-have-no-life-and-don't-get-laid' bit is all the more amusing.

Anyway, back on topic, has your girlfriend calmed down now, Chico?

And has her friend found a suitable sperm donor now?

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Originally Posted by Neverna

your girlfriend

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Originally Posted by Neverna

her friend

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Originally Posted by Neverna

Anyway, back on topic, has your girlfriend calmed down now, Chico?

And has her friend found a suitable spem donor now?

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Yes Nev she had of calmed down,until just a few minutes ago,until I asked her if she was paying for the rental car,that she nearly booked.:)

And no the Spem donor,isn't in luck.:)

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Originally Posted by Chico

Yes Nev she had of calmed down,until just a few minutes ago,until I asked her if she was paying for the rental car,that she nearly booked.

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Do you do both voices in the conversation or just mime her part in your head? :D

Chico:

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'What would you like for dinner?'

Chico's 'girlfriend':

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Chico's 'girlfriends' 'friend':

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Originally Posted by Dillinger

^ How much did you make Ciz?:)

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Donkey Jiz is a poor seller.:)

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Originally Posted by Chico

Then up pops sperm that is or has been a fad for some

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Clearly for you it is . . . Mr Teacher

Thai Education Ministry Seeking 10,000 Native English Speakers

You couldn't make this shit up

shadow stalker, Mama needs to change your diaper.

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Originally Posted by Chico

shadow stalker

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Stalker? You don't even know the meaning of the word


And you want to be a teacher? :smileylaughing:


(Oh, and stop stalking me)