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The faithful old mut has had his head turned and changed into a raving werewolf.
Howling all night and pining for a bitch in the next road.
He carn't relax anymore and goes missing whenever the opportunity arises.
Any suggestions on how to cure this puppy love:dogrocks:
Hand relief.
Take your dog to the bitch. Let them mate.
I see a huge market niche CCC develop a TINDR /GRINDR app for Dog lovers?
I'll give the brand for free WOOFTA you know you want to
Take your dog to the vet's. Get it neutered. :bananaman:Quote:
Originally Posted by Stretchy
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Originally Posted by Chittychangchang
Are you suggesting the bitch in underage?Quote:
Originally Posted by Chittychangchang
Let the misses enjoy a solid pole for once and as suggested above make sure it's videoed professionally. You'll need a sound man, a lighting pro, a set dresser, a best man, an art director, a CGI specialist and a finance man at least. Put an add here there may be some with an afternoon or so to spare.
Puppy love you say?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mkn1kFmUW5E
And they called it puppy love
Oh I guess they'll never know
How a young heart really feels
And why I love her so
And they called it puppy love
Just because we're in our teens
Tell them all, please tell them it isn't fair
To take away my only dream
I cry each night my tears for you
My tears are all in vain
I hope and I pray that maybe someday
You'll be back (you'll be back) in my arms (in my arms)
Once again (you'll be back in my arms once again)
Someone help me, help me, help me please
Is the answer up above?
How can I, oh how can I tell them
This is not a puppy love
Someone help me, help me, help me please
Is the answer up above?
How can I, oh how can I tell them
This is not a puppy love
(This is not a puppy love)
(This is not a puppy love)
Not a puppy love
(This is not a puppy love)
(This is not a puppy love)
Farrrrrrrk I've woken up in Hello Kitty landQuote:
Originally Posted by Neverna
I’m always on heat. Old dog, old tricks.
She's double his age and a 1/4 his size.
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Problem is she's dumped him coz he didn't know what to do, now his brain is frazzled.
Don't want to castrate the poor b'stard....:dogrocks:
Use the Dog Whisperer technique bud, he'll soon get the hang of it
Let the dog mate.... Life is short and a dog's life is even shorter!
As I said a professional video not a blurry shopped image.Quote:
Originally Posted by HuangLao
Unless you're considering breeding any form of animal, get it neutered. We have quite a few animals, 3 dogs, 4 cats etc, and all are neutered. Our newest dog, who is now 2.5 years, I seriously considered keeping him 'whole', until when he was about a year old he started to leap on our (at the time) 9 year old neutered female Golden Retriever (with hip problems). Bit of a nightmare, but very quickly went away after neutering.
Agreed. I would support any campaign for "Doggy Fashion" really helps.Quote:
Originally Posted by GracelessFawn
Gave the mut a life size teddy bear dog to hump, problems been sorted for over a week now.
Beat me to it. :wank:Quote:
Originally Posted by klong toey
My sister's dog (female) now has 9 puppies. She's asked my help to give the pups away. I asked, how did the dog become pregnant, since it's always inside their gate? The answer was, the gate was left open during a celebration at their house - dog was able to escape unnoticed. It was in heat then, so wham! Three months later, voila! Nine pups!
I asked my sis, why don't you neuter it, so that she won't have problems anymore? Turns out she already asked from a vet - procedure will cost 15k pesos, excluding the meds! That's a big amount for her, since she also has school fees for the kids to think of... sigh...
Davis, you want more dogs? :)
...sis is right...a vadge plug is cheaper...Quote:
Originally Posted by katie23
You just received a new one for yourself eh? What are you calling her?Quote:
Originally Posted by Chittychangchang
You should tell your sister to have a strong word with the bitch and take away her mobile for a month.Quote:
Originally Posted by katie23