I really don't know if I am posting this in the correct section but yeah. I'll be in Townsville next month and was wondering if anyone is from there, or has Thai friends around that area.
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I really don't know if I am posting this in the correct section but yeah. I'll be in Townsville next month and was wondering if anyone is from there, or has Thai friends around that area.
Townsville is a good place to get your head Kicked in Aussie style ask Terry:)
Nah mate the ockers eat everyone.:)
Used to be big cattle and winery country.
There's lot of big ugly fuckers that are wild up there.
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Oh yes that's for sure, " The Brothers " run wild in Townsville. I worked there for 2 years in the late 70's.
A bit of a reality check for the uninitiated. :)
Funny old place Townsville, its dead smack in the tropics but misses out on all the rain fall up that way.
Go 150K North and It pisses down in season. :confused:
Anyway Far North Queensland is a brilliant spot. Enjoy.
you obviously know fcuk all about the villeQuote:
Originally Posted by Horatio Hornblower
I am not even going to google that rubbish
you have been playing with the grapes on your arse for far too long
You should be ashamed to call yourself a Ocker, that's the problem with Aussies there still in the colonial mode.:cmn:
Next thing your'll be telling me they don't do mining in Broken hill.:)
kurramine beach is a long way from townsville - closer to cairnsQuote:
Originally Posted by Horatio Hornblower
cassowary country - ninja muthafcukers
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The miners are not to bad,ever come across the farm hands now that's a different story,they have to be the ultimate chavs of the chav world.
no - it is full of pissed up AJ'sQuote:
Originally Posted by Chittychangchang
maybe you are thinking of the isa - that gets pretty wild on a saturday night - boydies hotel , out back of the irish at closing , after the strippers at the sundowner
No one has mentioned dealing with a bunch of pissed up soldiers yet, big Army base there.
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Originally Posted by Ozcol
AJ is army jerk in the local vernacularQuote:
Originally Posted by baldrick
Yo Bruss, Lots of Wild Life on 2 Legs :rofl:Quote:
I am hoping to see lots of wildlife there, like emus
I was 19 years old when I first arrived in Townsville on a road trip from Perth.
We had a mad mate who had Joined the Army and was stationed there. We hooked up with him and his mates for a while, actually shared a house together.
Best part was when he fuked off out in the Bush for their frequent exercises. These Army boys where not popular as they would go out in groups get pissed up and create all sorts of shit.
Up side was the local " Brothers " avoided them. To many to fuk with.
The local guys hated them. The Army boys seem to do OK with the local girls for some reason, fuk knows why. :confused:
I was lucky, I made friends with the locals and hung out with them well away from the Army fuk ups. Did not like them at all.
Think about Israeli Backpackers and one is pretty close to these lot.
To be expected thou, young guys, many first time away from their mommy and pissed up on two beers. Way it is.
Made many trips up to Cairns and Port Douglas when they were sleepy little hollows. Amazing wonderful places back then. Daintree Rain Forest. Superb.
Next year I'm going to return to Perth in May, hook up my Caravan and head up to CookTown in Far North Queensland. I'll park my arse up there for their tropical winter. Never been that far, it's time to do it.
Looking forward to that. Cost some serious dollars to do a trip like this these days but fuk it, I need to burn off some SuperAnnuation. :)
Yeah mate, the cost is staggering. I havent the faintest idea why either. I guess with such a high minimum wage businesses feel they are entitled to charge what they do. The stratospheric property prices arent helping either. I believe they will still continue to rise.
If one just circumnavigates Australia on Highway 1 with no off trips its around 15000 KLM. So the average car pulling a van may get 7 KLM to 1 litre.
7 KLm into 15000 = 2142 Liters in fuel x Average 1.80 per litre. = $ 3857 Just for fuel.
Add car servicing, breakdowns, tolls and what not, one is looking at some big money just to run the car. Pray to god one does not breakdown in the middle of outback Queensland and needs towing. Fuk me, better just to burn the foking rig. :rolleyes:
I'm being conservative here as most punters crank 20 K KLM going around and way up north fuel can run at $ 2 per litres. In the cities around $ 1.40.
Add Caravan Park fees, food and lots of piss one drinks on the trip its advisable to have a shite load of cash assigned to the road trip and not worry about the cost.
Just spend freely and enjoy, If one worries about what it will cost just don't bother going. In Cairns City the main caravan park charges $80 per night in high season just to park ones shitty van. :confused:
To be cost effective the longer one is on the road the much better as it all pans out.
Also these days there are many brilliant free camps where one can bunk up for the night for free so outside the cities many make use of these.
That's my go, I can just camp anywhere as I'm self sufficient with my rig.
I do my own oil changes as well so there's fair money saved there.
Oh yes, the great Aussie road trip. Ain't been around Australia for 18 years.
I'm going again. :) Far North Queensland is the go.
This is my rig. :)
https://teakdoor.com/Gallery/albums/u..._Perth_026.JPG
Watch out for the Milats, Murdochs and Bruce Highway ghosts, Tezza!
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There is no way any self respecting Pikey would stay in that heap of shit.
I can see why there is only one chair - Even the handbag ran away from this gig.
is it made from cardboard or asbestos sheeting.:)
Are you related to anyone from Gravesend, Kent, UK Terry?:)
I recon you mother fukers are well jealous of my pimped out road machine.
Next time back home I'm going to rework my motor ready for the easy 20 K trip around Aussy.
Be fookin brilliant I reckon and cock suckers like Icearse, Mao, Thegent and other assorted sad coonts can get down and suck the mad dogs cock. :).
Wallow in your sadness you shitheads, besides that lot.
Have a nice day. :spam2:
My rig does the Business. :)
https://teakdoor.com/Gallery/albums/u...th_034%7E1.JPG
Just make sure a roo doesn't hit the clapped out piece of shit it will disintegrate.:rofl:
does the picnic table double for firewood or do you tie it on the top with a couple of bungy cords:)
It seems Terry is a minor celebrity in WA, the hut he has on trailer is convertible and he uses it for his stage act the tropo abo drongo,
seems he's well known in margeret river Kalgoorlie and port headland his act is the spoons,and he pays people in casks of kaiser stuhl, to come watch himself make a kunt of himself............
The level of accommodation that Terry57 finds acceptable is fucking appalling.
He is Trip Advisor in reverse, look at his travel threads find the flea pit he has been staying in and avoid at all costs.
He should open a website "dosshouse.com".
Whilst in Phitsanulok I stumbled across the hovel he called home whilst there - atrocious, my cat has had better accommodation when I have been on holiday.
I would advise him to upgrade his little travelling love shack if he wants to attract in Australia the type of trade he plies for in Silom Road.
Just trying to help Tezza.
The tropo man on a trip back to his roots.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lJ-QCwc6PVc