Miss universe claims competition not rigged.

I reckon it must be rigged for a munter like this to win.
Chubby hips, nose like a dugong, teeth like a hobo, knees like a carpetlayer (though to be fair I imagine she had to spend a bit of time on them to have a chance in this competition)
What a rort.

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NEWLY-crowned Miss Universe Australia winner Tegan Martin has hit back at contestants who claim that the pageant is rigged.

The 21-year-old blonde beauty, who has tried out for the prestigious title three times, said every year someone makes the same claim.

“It’s important to accept your defeat with grace,” she said on The Today Show this morning.

“People always say it’s rigged - it’s pageantry.

“I remember last year, some of the girls were saying the same thing.”


Martin’s comments comes after finalist Kristy Coulcher said the pageant was “rigged.”

“@missuniverseaustralia may be rigged, but I still had the best gown by far,” the Channel 7 producer wrote following her loss.

The pageant’s Australian director Deborah Miller has since denied the pageant was anything but impartial.

Miss Universe Tegan Martin. Picture: Jason Edwards. Source: News Corp Australia
“With pageants, people will say things like that, but we have official auditors, Grant Thornton accountants, so it’s impossible to have it rigged,” she said.

http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/ent...-1226948097451

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“It’s important to accept your defeat with grace,” she said, wiping the jizz off her chin

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... quite.

id still throw the leg over it

Bit rough for 21 the sheila to the left looks an upgrade perhaps she failed the 'practical"

Plenty better on Knobbys Beach or Whitsundays any day of the week.In a nation where even Julia can get to the top any woman of any appearance can make it so you have to assume the ones who still want to be clothes horses in pageants are so slow they believed the judges,on of the shitter doesn't break the vow of chastity.The birds in The Royal Hotel Bond or its namesake in Dungog are more appealing,willing and of course after an evening with myself more grateful.I went out with a nurse from Tamworth who'd knock spots of the 'winner" and I'm no great catch,she would be average till 4 checkout at BIG W or Coles supermarkets.

Despite the size of the city Sydney is agreat place to find keen girls as the large number of shirtlifters means there seem to be few metrosexual about.
One girl from Surry Hills joked of 10 bloke sin the pub 3 are gay 2 watching Ozzie Rules 2 the othersports on the many screens one playing the pokies which leaves the handsome young one who'll take his pick and yerself and as I need a root your place or mine.

What the lubricated Sheila lacks in sophistication,modesty and finesse she makes up for in enthusiasm and the Parkes and Eugowra girls grow ther own and can change your tyrs while you take and shower and watch the end of the match.For the sexually keen Europup who washes occasionally its an open goal.

she's a bit fat, more like miss Brighton than miss Universe

whinge,whinge,fucking whinge you would all jump it given half the chance.

They need to introduce as topless Jugs Gravity test. Those tits look like that are an uplifted couple of spaniel ears at best.

Anyway, appreciate that this is Australia and I don't mean to offend, but there is no politically correct way to say "muntering manoid" which describes most of their competitors for this, but they picked the wrong one.

Samara Tugwell. I bet she does Tugwell.

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The only way that Tegan "Call me Bruce" Martin won was through noshing the right people off.

Poor little Miss Tugwell. .... she should have won hands, pants down.

fuck it was rigged :confused:

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They need to introduce as topless Jugs Gravity test. Those tits look like that are an uplifted couple of spaniel ears at best.

Anyway, appreciate that this is Australia and I don't mean to offend, but there is no politically correct way to say "muntering manoid" which describes most of their competitors for this, but they picked the wrong one.

Samara Tugwell. I bet she does Tugwell.

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The only way that Tegan "Call me Bruce" Martin won was through noshing the right people off.

Poor little Miss Tugwell. .... she should have won hands, pants down.

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That's a katoey.

lets not nit pick mate :)

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That's a katoey.

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Don't be daft. Surely you know that all Australia women have a gene that is triggered to start turning them into blokes at the age of 30. Transformation starts at 30, with a few tell tale signs before, by 40, it is very apparent and usually is accompanied by shorter hair. By 50, well on the way along with gravelly voice and by 60 the full blown Dame Edna.

Not a Lady Boy - It's a fully integrated Aussie Lady.

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Given the set of chompers she possesses, a bj looks like a very risky proposition, tbh.

Sure she didn't just win the "equestrian" version of this title.? :confused:

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Bit rough for 21 the sheila to the left looks an upgrade perhaps she failed the 'practical"

Plenty better on Knobbys Beach or Whitsundays any day of the week.In a nation where even Julia can get to the top any woman of any appearance can make it so you have to assume the ones who still want to be clothes horses in pageants are so slow they believed the judges,on of the shitter doesn't break the vow of chastity.The birds in The Royal Hotel Bond or its namesake in Dungog are more appealing,willing and of course after an evening with myself more grateful.I went out with a nurse from Tamworth who'd knock spots of the 'winner" and I'm no great catch,she would be average till 4 checkout at BIG W or Coles supermarkets.

Despite the size of the city Sydney is agreat place to find keen girls as the large number of shirtlifters means there seem to be few metrosexual about.
One girl from Surry Hills joked of 10 bloke sin the pub 3 are gay 2 watching Ozzie Rules 2 the othersports on the many screens one playing the pokies which leaves the handsome young one who'll take his pick and yerself and as I need a root your place or mine.

What the lubricated Sheila lacks in sophistication,modesty and finesse she makes up for in enthusiasm and the Parkes and Eugowra girls grow ther own and can change your tyrs while you take and shower and watch the end of the match.For the sexually keen Europup who washes occasionally its an open goal.

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Great post and spot on.

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thats called a wedding ring mate.

The teeth ARE rather like Les Patterson's


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Originally Posted by pseudolus

They need to introduce as topless Jugs Gravity test. Those tits look like that are an uplifted couple of spaniel ears at best.

Anyway, appreciate that this is Australia and I don't mean to offend, but there is no politically correct way to say "muntering manoid" which describes most of their competitors for this, but they picked the wrong one.

Samara Tugwell. I bet she does Tugwell.

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That's an Asian, they run in the B group. Let me show you a Latino contestant to appreciate the difference.

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You are all being a tad unfair to poor Tegan Martin, she probably has a great personality.

I bet Tegan can gut and clean fish (not to mention chickens and sheep), lift a bale of hay clear above her head, down a quart of Castlemaine XXXX in five seconds flat, AND tell you what the XXXX stands for.