The dog goes Indian

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18-10-2005, 07:55 PM
dirtydog

The dog goes Indian

Yep tonite in exactly 18 minutes I'm off to the local curry house for a bum burning experiance, well that will be in the morning, now why the fok me galfriend works till 8pm I have no idea, I assume she is raking the dosh in to tend to me in my old age and keep me in the lifestyle I am not accustomed to.

Anyway I am not sure which curry house we are going to but I want to go to the one that I last went to about a year ago for the last time, I feel sure that it has improved since then and this time will not give me food poisoning, this nasty little place is real low end and in Jomtien complex which is right near me, there is also another in the complex but that was also shite last year but they didn't poison me, you do have to give these places second and third and fourth chances, although I have to admit that shitting 20 or more times perday does tend to make me a bit wary of these places, obviously this being a high end forum catering to people with taste and sophistication there will be no pics of the end product the next day.

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18-10-2005, 10:18 PM
dirtydog

Anyway before I carry on with this review, if you own some place that you feel that the dog should review feel free to pm me, I might add that free booze women and food will get you a good review, if there aint none of these then i'm gonna tell the truth.

Anyway this is where we went this evening, it's in the Jomtien complex and used to be a low end indian food place that done crappy indian food, have things changed I hear you ask, yes the certainly have...

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18-10-2005, 10:24 PM
dirtydog

Yep it is no more a low end place because they have more than doubled their prices, but has the food quality gone up I hear you ask, well that shall be answered later.

As you can see this place has the ambience of a school hall or hamburger stand, yep no music playing in the background or any of that shite which made it easy to listen in on your neighbours conversations, and no mr german man on table 3, i really dont think she will take it up the ass no matter how much you offer her...

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18-10-2005, 10:26 PM
dirtydog

The good bit is everyone gets a party hat, this is probably the best thing I can say about this place, honestely I am really trying to think of great stuff to say about this place, but I seem to have hit a dead end.

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18-10-2005, 10:31 PM
dirtydog

Yes I realise I am avoiding the food issue, anyway moving onto the bathroom swiftly, the sink was outside the bathroom so you could check which customers washed their hands after having a piss, most did which was quite suprising, I think they were shamed into it as everybody could see they had been into the bogs, the bog was clean but the plumbing was foking attrocious..

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18-10-2005, 10:39 PM
dirtydog

I suppose we must move onto the food at some stage, the menu was absolutely foking fantastic, the descriptions were mouth watering, looking at the prices though I assumed we must be in the best indian in thailand, I got to admit I was looking forward to this, we ordered drinks first and 90baht for a small beer I thought was a bit over the top but hell, we must be in the best indian in thailand for the prices they were asking, main dishes started at a mere 190 foking baht, and that was just the chicken stuff, this I realised must be good stuff.

here's some of our starters.

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18-10-2005, 10:42 PM
dirtydog

Now those above are supposed to be foking onion bhajies, now these foks cost 90 foking baht and are just foking onion ring type of things, I mean fok me I don't goto an Indian for foking onion rings and pay foking 90baht for these cnuts, anyway at this time so more dishes arrived.

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18-10-2005, 10:50 PM
dirtydog

well all in all it cost me 900baht plus tip to learn to not goto this place again, the husband and wife team have no idea how to cook indian food, this must have been the most poor attempt at indian food I have ever eaten, their only saving grace was that the papadoms were good, but they were probably frozen and from foodland, I really wouldn't reccommend this place unless you are so starved and couldn't walk another 10 meters, plus the prices they are charging I expect a nicer ambience, and better service, and better foking food.

Anyway if you want the dog to review your place just ask :)
18-10-2005, 10:54 PM
Marmite the Dog

Jules used to do a good curry.

Any news on his whereabouts?
18-10-2005, 10:58 PM
dirtydog

I saw him today outside jomtien palace, didn't have time to stop though.
19-10-2005, 12:06 AM
dirtydog

Ahh I forgot the condom thingys, Ok the green stuff wasn't minty at all and was as spicey as hell, the sweet stuff was some thai stuff, and the pickled onions were something my mother would attempt to make and force feed me as a child..

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19-10-2005, 12:26 AM
Marmite the Dog

Did you eat those fingers?
19-10-2005, 12:40 AM
dirtydog

Ahh Those were my sons, anyway stop messing up my reveiws cos I think I can make some money out of this from the restaurants and giving them an honest unbiased review, well that's aslong as they pay me anyway, next week look forward to a review by the dog on big johns place. ps don't use his pcs after I have been on them cos I may fok around with them a little bit :)
19-10-2005, 05:46 AM
MeMock

Yehaww. The dog reviews Big Johns. Now that I would pay for.

Can't wait.
19-10-2005, 03:41 PM
Marmite the Dog

Oh dear - he'll get slaughtered....
19-10-2005, 07:10 PM
MeMock

Don't forget to have a wally special whilst there. Half old speckled hen and half beer chang.
19-10-2005, 07:15 PM
dirtydog

I shall be going incognito, the only thing that may give me away is if they see the flash from my camera going off in the bogs, I was thinking of getting a pet cockroach and keeping it in a matchbox, leave the box half open on somebody elses table as I leave :)
20-10-2005, 01:45 AM
Marmite the Dog

He doesn't sell Specled Hen now, because he only managed to sell about 5 pints a week - now he's going to sell gone off John Smiths.

Dickhead...
31-10-2005, 03:36 AM
njdesi

Quote:

Originally Posted by dirtydog

well all in all it cost me 900baht plus tip to learn to not goto this place again, the husband and wife team have no idea how to cook indian food, this must have been the most poor attempt at indian food I have ever eaten

Is that the place the Bangladeshi guy and his Thai wife own? Or is it the one across from the tailor shops and Kiss Food?

A lot of Brits seem to like Neeroy's, but I thought it was crap. Got the shits both times I went.
01-11-2005, 04:14 PM
DJ Pat

That Indian place next to View Talay opposite Pan pan in Jomtiem is another must not go to place DD. Have you had the displeasure?
01-11-2005, 04:27 PM
dirtydog

This was near my place njdesi.

ahhh yes pat, i had the displeasure of eating there when it first opened, when it first opened it was just like a thai low end shack type place, but alas his prices were high end airconned nice places prices, and the food was awful, sorry wont be doing a write up on that one as i am not going there again....

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05-03-2007, 08:19 PM
a. boozer

Just where do you go in Jomtien or Pattaya for a good Indian meal, without having to pay silly money?
05-03-2007, 09:32 PM
watterinja

For the morning after a good curry, it pays to do a hand-stand in the shower. Helps the steam to escape.
05-03-2007, 09:35 PM
peterpan

Indian food in Thailand is almost always a disappoinment, the only decent indian I have had is red Chilli in Suk soi 20 and that is run by a fat Englishman. Wen I lived in KL, all the indian rests were great, and you never got a crook guts, so when I moved here I tried a few, they were shite and i always ended up stuck to the bog next day.
I tried Mrs Balbirs because she had a TV spot, it was crap and I saw the biggest rat running across the restuarant so concluded she got a TV spot because she sucked off the station manager.
So have given up on Indian, althouigh would try the fat Englishmans rest again, fvckin disgrace initt? although those Indians here and you gotta eat in one run by a fat pom.
05-03-2007, 10:18 PM
kingwilly

yesterday i ate at this nice lounge style club - they served bacl burgers

i mean the bread was black - it was very tast, inch think not over cooked, light bread, bacon, egg - the works

this morning my shit was dark green!
06-03-2007, 07:21 AM
keda

^Have tried every Indian (except by Nature) in Pty and yet to find a real enjoyable meal, or reasonable pricing.
06-03-2007, 10:48 AM
Marmite the Dog

Quote:

Originally Posted by peterpan

although those Indians here and you gotta eat in one run by a fat pom.

Probably because what we know as 'Indian' is basically 'Anglo-Indian'.
06-03-2007, 11:34 AM
Spin

Quote:

Originally Posted by dirtydog

I really wouldn't reccommend this place unless you are so starved and couldn't walk another 10 meters

DD gives it to you straight, perhaps he should be working in New York reviewing some of the pretensious restraunts there:)