A tour of the bizarre things in my flat....add yours too

Welcome to an OK! magazine style insight into a few things around my flat. I was walking to the bathroom earlier and looked around the rooms, and I thought, hmmm that's a bit eccentric.

So here goes. I have a zoo of cuddly toys in one corner of the room, see how many species of beast you can identfy:

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This is a teddy scorpion, he's about 30cm long, and full of mischief, stinging the other animals.

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In an earlier thread, a fellow member criticized my fashion sense, so I sifted through the cupboard for a couple of things I often wear: The centre jumper is a woolen thing I wear when it's cold.

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To show my true taste and style, in the books area of my living room is a London Underground map, as taken from a wall at West Kensingtion station last july. It's a temporary thing really until I move flats in two months. Great to study when stoned. I've stood there looking for almost an hour sometimes.

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And finally my chill out globe, this goes on when it's very late, and I'm stoned.

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More things to come, when I've charged my camera battery up.

ffs pat you must be bored, but thanks for sharing :)

Awesome jumper.

That is a nice jumper and the globe is cool. Stuffed animals are a bit worrisome in an adult males room.

They are not stuffed animals, ie. by a taxidernist, but just cuddly toys.

Here's my right hand man, chillin' on his bed

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I suspect the most bizarre thing in your flat is you. A grown man with a cuddly zoo? WTF?

Every man has his pleasures.

I Prefer Motorcycles And Questionable Women!

Deep emotional problems on view here...

Sounds like a Scampy thread. :rolleyes:

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Deep emotional problems on view here...

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attention seeker,lonley,frustrated,etc-etc-etc:smileylaughing::smileylaughing::england:

Now I remember why I gave up smoking weed again!!

Fair fucks Pat made me chuckle!

And they let you near children?

Tools of the trade, stuffed toys for rewards.

^^I'm sussed

Anyway here's my book collection:

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Under the bed, please excuse the cadaver:

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The stole map is cool but I see a MICHEAL MOORE book there.:nono:

1000 Record Covers - wtf is that???

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It's a temporary thing really until I move flats in two months.

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Not moving in with Smeg sre you? :)

The nurses dictionary ?? is that full of medical terms or phone numbers ?

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It's a temporary thing really until I move flats in two months.

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Not moving in with Smeg sre you? :)

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No, but what if I was?

Anyway no room with all them hi-so Thai students and Filipino nurses..

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Anyway no room with all them hi-so Thai students and Filipino nurses..

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Especially with all your furry friends in tow. :)

I don't think I have ever owned a teddy scorpion in my life mate. How did you come across that one?

Cant figure out which is sadder, your "stuffed" animal collection, or the fact I am reading about it!..............

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Cant figure out which is sadder, your "stuffed" animal collection, or the fact I am reading about it!..............

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:smileylaughing::smileylaughing::smileylaughing: .......... Ooops - goes for me too ;-)

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I do still buy records, and this is my almost clapped out turntable that records them to my PC.

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Another chilli' out light, modified from a stolen traffic cone.

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The corner by my bookshelves has my collection of fine Audrey Hepburn pictures.

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Anyway no room with all them hi-so Thai students and Filipino nurses..

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Especially with all your furry friends in tow. :)

I don't think I have ever owned a teddy scorpion in my life mate. How did you come across that one?

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Second hand store had a collection of odd teddy animals, I bought the scorpion along with a walrus and two snakes, for £4.

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Are you gay Pat ?

^^What's so gay about that ?

Nothing but the cuddly toys & Audrey Hepburn pics are a bit suspect.

FFS Pat will you learn how many of these ^ to use when replying!?

Who took the picture? And yes, a grown man owning cuddly toys is very fucking suspect.

Audrey Hepburn pics make my gaydar alarm go off.

So, when are you taking him shopping?

Socal will be wanking over that picture, does that thought arouse you Pat?

And why is the arse crack pixified?

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And why is the arse crack pixified?

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Must be the anal warts.

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Are you gay Pat ?

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He likes cats, of course he is.

Cats are cool. But I wouldn't want to own one unless it was a big game cat.

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looks like the blackmail sketch from monty pythons flying circus
is this how pats funding his stuffed toy collection ?


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wish the technology to pixelate terry jones had existed then

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That's a good idea of what Pat will look like in the future, blue.