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I saw a thread like this elsewhere and it's quite good what people can come up with.
People other than me of course. :)
I'll get the ball rolling.
There was a young damsel called Poodles
A Geordie who also ate noodles
She studied muay Thai
And concocted such lies
That her snatch it did sprout a small doodle.
:)
OK, pretty crap, but it took me 2 mins & I know Nedwalk loves dogs...
There was a young stud named Neddy
Who needed to sleep with his teddy
He protested all night
That 'twas his right
To slumber with his dog called Teddy
There was an ex mod called kingwilly,
Who liked to dress up like a filly.
The blouse looked allright,
But the skirt was too tight,
And the lipstick just made him look silly.
There was a young fellow from Leeds
who swallowed a packet of seeds.
great tufts of grass grew out of his ass
and his dick was covered in weeds!
There was a young lad from Nantucket
who had such a long one ,he could suck it
And he said with a grin,as he wiped off his chin.
"If my ear were a c**t I would fuck it".
^ Supposed to be about TD posters.
My mistake, forgot to say it.
There was a young lad once called Gary
Show up on yer thread, and you’re sorry
Coz he’d follow no rule
And the poo he would drool
Would make you head off to Baccari
There was a young dame once called NR
Of the TDers she surely was better
She found her young laddy
Made everyone happy
Then buggered off with ‘er new toyboy Sunsetter.
:)
There once was a poster named Gorgon,
Whose name almost rhymed with bourbon
This is not is not aimed at her
It's a rhyme not a slur,
But please tell me where has that whore gone?
Chairman Mao likes to think he's a poet,
He's a cock and this thread tends to show it,
I don't mean to cause a stink,
And I can't find a link,
But this threads been done before and you know it.
:rofl: ... sorry, I suffer from short-term memory loss.
There was an ol fella called Smeg
Teaching English screwed up his bald head
Fell in love with an Ant
Manages feats that you can’t
A billionaire Thai dentist he’ll wed.
DJ Pat lent some money to Scamp,
Some weeks later he questioned the Champ,
And Scampy did wail,
"The cheques in the mail,
And Blake 7 paid for the stamp!"
There was a man named khun Simon
A hotelier, cheap beds you can lie on
He married a bipolar Thai whore
Perturbed, He sought succour on Teakdoor
Now he's AWOL and gone'un
There once was a young lad named Dick
Dude posted too sweet got on my wick
We thought it fair play to call him a gay
now he's harder than fuck that prick Dick.
*shudder*
Chairman Mao must be turning in his mausoleum.
He must be right pissed at being reincarnated as a guido.Quote:
Originally Posted by Luigi
I came to this site, Teak Door,
As I'd found TVF a big bore.
Those cunts the wanker mods
Are dishonest, biased gay sods.
As you can see my pride is still sore.
Maanaam's ass is till sore
Yet he came to TD for some more
It's not like we're soft
Or the mods in the loft
Don't delete posts on the Teak Door.
:)Quote:
Originally Posted by Neverna
.....
Terry was posting with class
Even though most of it crass
Then Stroller fucked with his head
Butters took him to bed
And now he is sore in the ass
CMN thought a forum I'll start
It will rip TD apart
His forum was lonely
A lot of baloney
He now knows it was never that smart
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There once was a member called Mao
That was a bit thick in the brow
He twisted his pantyhose
And removed all his photos
He posts as Luigi now
:)
Remember when Poodles outed It's Rob's Life's blog. :)
I wrote one down, weeks ago, and it got lost somewhere.-
There once was a man called Terry
Who made me feel quite merry
Now he has a bag
I feel like a hag
And not so peri peri
Can you do one with "blurter" in it? :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Luigi
terry was burstin' a spurter
and lookin' for available blurter
he found a thai mister
was sellin' his sister
said take her but please dont hurt 'er.
Scottish Gary a dull fuckin Jock
Endowed with a ginger pubed cock
Posted drivel on Thailand's teakdoor
A prize winning northern twat bore
Diseased ladyboys make his world rock
The once was a poster called Betty
Being a male we all thought he was Potty.
He likes effeminate styles
In spite of his piles
And likes it nice and frothy.
Blue spouted brimstone and fire
Poofs and migrants attracting his ire
Blighty's fucked, filled with wogs
Faggots soliciting him in bogs
His TEakdoor postings are dire