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Seems more often than not I find myself dealing with a Peter Peeping Pervert when using Thai public toilets.
Now I'm not the shy or prude type and most times I write it off as Somchai being curious about the Great White Hunters that seem to invade his land and younger sisters.
Does anyone experience this, or are you too busy handling Mr Johnson to take notice ?
I thought to post this a few times.
I make a show of it. Act like I am having trouble hauling out, pee loudly and groan as it is coming out. Then I act like AI am having trouble putting it away as if I am stuffing one of those big snakes in a can of peanuts that you can scare people with. :)
^^Just can't bring myself to discuss my penis with a dot-head Injun in a dress. No offense.
I was taught not to look at anyone, so I take no notice. Most of the time, it's bad enough having them gawp at you when you go round to the toilet.
Rotate towards him & pee on his shoes...Quote:
Originally Posted by Ghandi
I guess the wife was watching me one night several years ago as I was pissing. Damn, did she get mad! Did not talk to me for about a week or so.
So this is what I learned from this experience.
At 3am whilst drunk, do not piss on the bathroom floor, rug or door. :)
I find I can t go if someones trying to look.
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Originally Posted by Smug Farang Bore
Which compounds the problem!
Then you really feel like shit and have to put it away, job unfinished, and then you think that "they" know that you put it away too, then the next time you go to the bogs it is already in your head, eventually, you cannot piss in a public toilet, (I am being honest here - I really cannot recall, and that is since I was 5, ever taking a SHIT at a public toilet....probably due to schoolday pleasures of going to the bog and having a gang of fucking subhumans from the likes of Chopwell who would push your head down the shitter and flush the chain! Amazing the joys of growing up!
^ Hmmm , shitting in a Thai toilet - another experience in itself.....
^^agree not fun using public bogs, problem though I spend most of my waking hours in bars so have to use them sometimes.
Most big bars in Singapore use shopping center public toilets so after 10 pints of guinness I ve got no choice...POOR SHOPPERS..!
Had some creepy taxi driver who onced tried to grab my crotch whilst saying do we really have bigger ones or not
Chopwell rules!! did he bully Miggins?Quote:
Originally Posted by Missismiggins
a village bullyQuote:
Chopwell is a village in Tyne and Wear, located approximately three miles west of Rowlands Gill and one mile north of Hamsterley.
Did not observe that but had not too many chances to.
But I saw something that was a bit odd to me. On a small resort island and Nature Reserve off Koh Tao the pissoirs for the men were not in some room or closed area but placed alongside an open walkway. That walkway led to the womens toilets.:confused:
Spent many a weekend orienteering around Chopwell Woods. Could never find my old John Thomas it was so bloody cold so never had the problem of public pubic peering whilst peeing.
Well, at least the Thai bogs are a little forgiving.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ghandi
I stayed on a campsite years ago in Portugal, and the squat shitter could only have been about 1-2" in diameter....it was like "ready aim fire...and watch your ankles for the blowback"
then you would get the Brits that insisted on wiping their arses on the bog paper, then trying to stuff it down the 2" pipe....the shit was backed up everywhere!
The English, will never ever put the wipings from their anuses in a separate bag next to the toilet!
Believe me, it is completely alien, as is putting used condoms or tampax in a piece of bog roll and putting it in the bin.
I think we guard our privacy, we wouldn't want hotel maids or the like examining our cum filled johnnies, or the wifes red blood count!
I stayed in a hotel in Belgium in the 70s and they had a urinals on the corridor walls.
Anyhow I think that Thai men are getting into the concept of "a good shit".
For decades now the farang has enjoyed the pleasures of sitting on the crapper reading the sports pages. Well try half an hour doing that on a Thai toilet hardly fun, but good for the calve muscles. I am convince that this is why if you need to evacuate the "old muck chute" whilst in Tescos on a Sunday you have to wait ages. Seems like the Thais are learning about some of our most sacred pleasures.
I actually like the Squatter shitters, makes for good practice as sometimes i find a 1000b LT slapper who will let me back one out on her chesticles.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ghandi
I hope you give them a tip too..
Yeah, happens to me a lot. I'm a big man, so I just put it down to envy on their part. Piss with pride I say. Enjoy that fleeting moment of superiority.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ghandi
Do not underestimate Chopwell mate, Its like 'The Land That Time Forgot' think of inbred ginger haired people with big foreheads wandering aimlessly.Quote:
Originally Posted by DrAndy
The term they eat their own children originated from there I think.
^ Twinned with Neston
KW has no doubt visited the piss corner in the Batavia Cafe !
Bizarre - you piss against a long mirror with others alongside you - weird !!!
Thanks, Happy! You've now made me think of a worse job than mine - cleaning that mirror. :D Cheers, sweetie. :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Happyman
The urinals in some of the servos along the highways in Thailand are often out in the open along a back wall.Quote:
Originally Posted by Takeovers
Went to a strip joint in Poi Pet and had a rather unsettling experience. Not only was the person at the urinal next to me gawking, but a guy came up behind me and began to massage my shoulders. Just part of the friendly service of the place. I can imagine years down the road when the little fvcker's grandkids ask him what he does for a living..........I did complaain to the manager though, I felt the least they could have done to round out the service was have one of the girls come in and hold it for me....
Yeah, it's common in the Thai clubs for a guy to massage you while you piss. I always refuse. It puts me off the job...and yeah, what a job. I guess the Thai guys like it? Never see them refuse it.
I once injured the ex during a particularly rough slamming session, (she liked it hard an heavy), I give her a gash on here pussy about an inch long.
So off we went to the hospital in Khon Kean to get her seen to as the tear wouldn't stop bleeding.
We wait our turn and eventually she is called up to the examination room, a few minutes later I heard her yelp in pain and soon after that all these nurses came into the waiting room and stood there gawping at me muttering "Ahh Farang Farang".
Some were looking at me with mild curiosity, some were grinning their pretty heads off, others had a look of sheer disbelief and I knew they all wanted a peak at my bad boy.
I can remember thinking to myself as I sat proudly head high so as they all got a good look at me, This is a proud moment for Farang all over Thailand :)
^Class, they will tell their mates...
....more of the POO Ying will want to have a go at the farang.
Yes Smug, it was one of my proudest days :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Smug Farang Bore
Shy bladder syndrome is not confined to blokes, I was surprised to learn. One of my first GF's confessed to being unable to go if another girl was in the next stall, although I have never heard any other woman say this.Quote:
Originally Posted by Smug Farang Bore