Chosing a religion

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26-10-2009, 03:24 PM
panama hat

Chosing a religion

This would be a good a way as any I guess:

https://teakdoor.com/images/smilies1/You_Rock_Emoticon.gif
26-10-2009, 03:32 PM
Norton

Underwear can indeed be magical, fascinating and a true religious experience.

https://teakdoor.com/famous-threads/2...rs-thread.html

Problem is, I can't ride a bike, hate neck ties and have an aversion to knocking on strangers doors so guess I'll just remain a born again pagan.
26-10-2009, 03:42 PM
Dancing Priest

Shouldn't it say 'choosing'?

:confused:
26-10-2009, 04:05 PM
kingwilly

But Indonesia only recognizes 5 major religions....
26-10-2009, 04:56 PM
Butterfly

could fit into any one of those box,

I only believe in the true God,
26-10-2009, 04:58 PM
Norton

Quote:

Originally Posted by Butterfly

I only believe in the true God

Don't confuse god with religion.;)
26-10-2009, 07:53 PM
Rural Surin

Quote:

Originally Posted by Butterfly

could fit into any one of those box,

I only believe in the true God,

Absolutes, Butters?:mid:
26-10-2009, 07:58 PM
Muadib

What a minute, I love bacon, have magic underwear AND enjoy Chinese takeout... Do I have to pick between Buddhism and Mormonism???
26-10-2009, 08:02 PM
Norton

Quote:

Originally Posted by Muadib

Do I have to pick between Buddhism and Mormonism???

:ourrules: Sorry. Can only pick one or when your outed a stoning may result. I'd go for the Buddhism. Less rules.
26-10-2009, 08:47 PM
DrAndy

trouble is, those loads of Gods are nothing to do with Buddhism

sorry
26-10-2009, 08:53 PM
Butterfly

Quote:

Originally Posted by Norton

Don't confuse god with religion

absolutely, there is only one GOD, multiple religions, all fakes, yet purposely useful in some ways ;)

He is the cause of everything, the big catalyst as early philosophers called him. They were closer to the truth than anyone would know. God is so small and insignificant in mass, that its power is endless.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rural Surin

Absolutes, Butters?

God is the absolute, only an absolute could be at the origin of everything. Everything is relative to it.
26-10-2009, 10:46 PM
StrontiumDog

Oh jesus!
26-10-2009, 10:48 PM
Mr Earl

I'm confused I like both Indian and Chinese take out. And Italian sometimes.
I'm insane but not rich.
Does that make me agnostic or a Hindu?
I kind of like the Buddhist thang.

And I really like crispy bacon so that makes me American, is that a religion or a culture?:rolleyes:
26-10-2009, 10:51 PM
Stinky

Quote:

Originally Posted by Butterfly

there is only one GOD, multiple religions, all fakes, yet purposely useful in some ways :)

My god's harder than your god :)
26-10-2009, 10:53 PM
Jarvis

^not unless he's a fokin Jedi
26-10-2009, 10:58 PM
Stinky

Got the lot my god has, even got Conan's sword he has
26-10-2009, 10:58 PM
barbaro

I choose no religion.

I don't like 'em nor trust 'em.

And yes, I bash them. All of them. :sasmokin:
26-10-2009, 10:59 PM
Stinky

and mad Jedi mind bending skills too
26-10-2009, 11:02 PM
DaffyDuck

Quote:

Originally Posted by Butterfly

He is the cause of everything, the big catalyst as early philosophers called him. They were closer to the truth than anyone would know. God is so small and insignificant in mass, that its power is endless.

God is the absolute, only an absolute could be at the origin of everything. Everything is relative to it.

Looks like he's found his calling - most dumb people bury themselves in an obsessive embrace of 'god'.

I guess we'll be seeing Butterfly on the corner of Nana preaching his belief in god to the masses, next.
26-10-2009, 11:08 PM
Jarvis

^^mines got an AK so fok your god with his sword
26-10-2009, 11:10 PM
Stinky

But my gods mind bending skill are gonna make your god shoot himself up his own raggety arse
26-10-2009, 11:16 PM
Jarvis

Mine has one of those reflector beams though that look like a bubble so it will ricochet and blow his knob and bollox off
26-10-2009, 11:19 PM
Stinky

Ooh fvck I saw one of those on a bruce willis film, foking nasty it was
26-10-2009, 11:23 PM
Jarvis

Mines like the Terminator and he can melt to molten metal and sneak up your gods arse and take him over
26-10-2009, 11:36 PM
Stinky

My god dont like anything up his arse except Mrs god's middle Digit so you'd best be carful
27-10-2009, 12:23 AM
Jarvis

Mrs Gods belonged to my God so she uses a piece of 4by4 on his arse
27-10-2009, 12:27 AM
Stinky

nice red marks and welts those 4b4's leave, one of my ex's tried that shit on me after I'd got pissed and tried to knob her little sister, hurt like fok it did
27-10-2009, 12:30 AM
Muadib

I can see it now, the evangelical butterfly church of sex, drugs & ladyboys... :)
27-10-2009, 12:53 AM
Jarvis

...with Smeg ranting and raving outside like that geeza who used to hang about outside Nana Plaza
27-10-2009, 12:56 PM
noelbino

Enough of this god crap.
I think we should start a new relgion;
How about Church of Teakdoor and Nowadays Wankers.
Let's make our own Do's and Don'ts.
Seeing that it's my idea:

1: All members are to send me 10 Baht on every Wednesday as it's my day of rest.
Anymore?
27-10-2009, 01:12 PM
Butterfly

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jarvis

^not unless he's a fokin Jedi

:rofl:
27-10-2009, 01:14 PM
Butterfly

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaffyDuck

Looks like he's found his calling - most dumb people bury themselves in an obsessive embrace of 'god'.

I guess we'll be seeing Butterfly on the corner of Nana preaching his belief in god to the masses, next.

Your god is made of silicon and a gay shinny white case, so shut the fuck up.
27-10-2009, 02:06 PM
Marmite the Dog

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr Earl

And I really like crispy bacon so that makes me American, is that a religion or a culture?

A cult. A bit like the Moonies.
27-10-2009, 02:22 PM
StrontiumDog

Quote:

Originally Posted by noelbino

Enough of this god crap.
I think we should start a new relgion;
How about Church of Teakdoor and Nowadays Wankers.
Let's make our own Do's and Don'ts.
Seeing that it's my idea:

1: All members are to send me 10 Baht on every Wednesday as it's my day of rest.
Anymore?

Does this mean we have to worship DD, as Teakdoor's representative on earth?

Does DD get a strange looking car with bullet proof glass too?

Will he kiss the tarmac of Suvarnabhumi airport on flights back from the mother land?

Will DD have to be celibate?

And who's going to be the priests? Where's our place to meet and worship? Can we have sacrifices? I do like a good sacrifice. Can I suggest a few people to be sacrificed?
27-10-2009, 02:36 PM
panama hat

Quote:

Originally Posted by StrontiumDog

Will DD have to be celibate?

The LBs who wield sticks will be quite unhappy if this occurs
27-10-2009, 02:38 PM
Fuzzy Bob

Choose any god invented by psychopaths, a religion you can dream up, a political party as a god, any god thrust down your throat, a god to keep you oppressed, a god to allow you to sacrifice your children, a god to lie to you, a god to kill at it's pleasure...
Me? I chose the right to think freely, to hate authority.
Fvck religion.
It's your choice.
Isn't it?
27-10-2009, 02:45 PM
panama hat

There was this cult near our week-ender south of Sydney . . . the leader called himself 'Little Pebble' . . . had quite a few followers . . . ended up in jail for having sex with minors . . . the daughters of his followers.

Seriously, how stupid can a parent be to allow this
27-10-2009, 03:23 PM
DaffyDuck

Quote:

Originally Posted by Butterfly

Your god is made of silicon and a gay shinny white case, so shut the fuck up.

Oh, it is? Really?

You're such a funny little moron, demonstrating how little you know.

Too much fun.
27-10-2009, 03:32 PM
Butterfly

Come on, Quack Quack, you are a true believer, I can tell, you believe in fantasy and myths like the rest of us. You are just in denial.
27-10-2009, 03:43 PM
FlyFree

Daffy and Butters doing their mating dance. Is it Spring already?

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