Also from the Telegraph. This kind of explains why a trip to Crazy Daves is not the worst option for a lot of British expats.
Early Britons 'were cannibals' - Telegraph
Printable View
Also from the Telegraph. This kind of explains why a trip to Crazy Daves is not the worst option for a lot of British expats.
Early Britons 'were cannibals' - Telegraph
What's the bet they ate each other whilst drinking some piss-warm beer too. :)
What a pity; no recipes.
Proof that bone diggers are prone to making huge assumptions.
what a pity, they didnt eat them all!
Arm*Quote:
Originally Posted by Jet Gorgon
* Salt optional*
Two cannibals eating a clown. One says "Ere, this tastes a bit funny"
Does oral sex count as cannibalism or is it just looked on as licking the gravy ?
A cannibal was sat crying next to a pile of shit, "What's up" asks his mate.
"I've just dumped my girlfriend". He said.
(I'll get my coat)
And leave your keys at reception.:)Quote:
Originally Posted by Moonraker
Two cannibals, a father and son, were elected by the tribe to go out and get something to eat. They walked deep into the jungle and waited by a path. Before long, along came this little old man. The son said, "Oh dad, there's one."
"No," said the father. "There's not enough meat on that one to even feed the dogs. We'll just wait."
Well, a little while later, along came this really fat man. The son said, "Hey dad, he's plenty big enough."
"No," the father said. "We'd all die of a heart attack from the fat in that one. We'll just wait."
About an hour later, here comes this absolutely gorgeous woman. The son said, "Now there's nothing wrong with that one dad. Let's eat her."
"No," said the father. "We'll not eat her either."
"Why not?" asked the son.
"Because, we're going to take her back alive and eat your mother."
Nothing new here except one question?? Is that Scottish, Orish, Welsh and England all in the same group?? I was unaware that it was considered GBR back in the day of cannibalism..
At this time Britain was still joined to Ireland and to the continent of Europe, what do you think?Quote:
Originally Posted by DrivingForce
yeah so? was it unified??Is the question...
It wasnt GBR. The people were called the Britons, by the Romans I think.
Brittannia or Brittānia was the name used by the Romans from the 1st century BC. Following the Roman conquest of AD 43.Quote:
Originally Posted by DrivingForce
Act of Union with Scotland was 1707 and Ireland was 1801.
Again, at the time of this so called cannibalism, what is now know as the UK was still physicaly attached to continental Europe, there are some clues in here for you.
So this was just before the Euros got sick of the Poms and cast them off into the sea?Quote:
Originally Posted by English Noodles
Anyway, what were known as the Britons are essentially the Welsh and Cornish nowadays, so that explains a lot...
Proof that Kiwis came from the UK.
Thanks for the cheeky answer finally, but I didn't need the clues I was examining just how 'up' you are on your own history and wondering who was going to take ownership of the history and who would deny it?Quote:
Originally Posted by English Noodles
The Romans referred to them as Britons but what was the internal politics of the time?? I doubt there was that level of unity in consideration of who was a "Briton" and who wasn't or else why would there have been centuries of differentiation post Roman times ..... And ultimately who (which region) if there is any distinction? Were the ones considered to be cannibals prior to the Romans coming in and civilizing them or was it a common practice across Britain with no distinctive civility by any group of currently referred to UK nations of citizens..
"pot polish" i.e the smoothing effect of a bone hitting tin as it boills away is generally regarded as a strong indication of prehistoric canabalism. This is a lot of supposition from a lazy ink shitter.
Who gives a fuck?
Cannibalism still goes on today, and so does necrophilia - we should be proud of ourselves.
^^ Kiddie fiddlers have given all the "-philias" a bad name mate. I looked on eating my mother-in-laws corpse as later day recycling but did authorities see it like that? DID THEY FUCK !
But they did not know you were serious, we do.:)Quote:
Originally Posted by mad_dog
Why are you addressing yourself?? Your post is the second one up from this post.. :rofl: :mid: :chitown:Quote:
Originally Posted by mad_dog
You do make I laugh:)Quote:
Originally Posted by The Gentleman Scamp
Why are you laughing at your own witticisms? :rofl::mid::chitown:Quote:
Originally Posted by DrivingForce
was I? or is it just that you see it that way?? :rofl:
:rofl: Always reminds me of Dr. Pat Pong tittering away at his own jokes. I believe the icon was originally imported to the forum as it became synonymous with his patented onliners.Quote:
Originally Posted by DrivingForce
Well I've taken note that posters get a bit touchy if you don't use them and few make comments against them but I prefer to use them on occasion to illustrate a point just as the one I used above which was laughing at you addressing yourself not at "my own little witticism" as you put it..