Learn Thai - Thai Girls

Learn Thai - Thai Girls

This video tutorial should get some interest, how to chat up Thai girls which seems to be most peoples aim in life as the internet seems to be full of them trying to contact anybody they can, this first video is the nice polite chat them up one, the next video we could go deeper into Thai Farang relationships with translations for things like, "These handcuffs are too tight", "Whip me harder" to "Did you bring the ropes"?

Are you free tonight
Keun nee khun wang mai
คืนนี้คุณว่างไหม

Are you free tomorrow
Prung nee khun wang mai
พรุ่งนี้คุณว่างไหม

Can I have your number
Pom kor ber torasap dai mai
ผมขอเบอร์โทรศัพท์ได้ไหม

Can I see you tomorrow
Prung nee pom jer khun dai mai
พรุ่งนี้ผมเจอคุณได้ไหม

Can you give me a call
Tor ha pom dai mai
โทรหาผมได้ไหม

Can you stay tonight
Keun nee yu dai mai
คืนนี้อยู่ได้ไหม

Do you want a drink
Khun yak deum arai mai
คุณอยากดื่มอะไรไหม

Here is my number
Nee ber torasap kong pom
นี่เบอร์โทรศัพท์ของผม

I like you
Pom chorp khun
ผมชอบคุณ

I like you very much
Pom chorp khun mak
ผมชอบคุณมาก

I will give you a call
Laew pom ja to ha
แล้วผมจะโทรหา

I love you
Pom rak khun
ผมรักคุณ

Kiss me
Joop pom noi
จูบผมหน่อย

Let’s go to my room
Pai tee hong kong pom gan ter
ไปที่ห้องของผมกันเถอะ

Sweet dreams
Fan dee na
ฝันดีนะ

Thank you for today
Korp khun sam rap wannee
ขอบคุณสำหรับวันนี้

You are so cute
Khun narak mak
คุณน่ารักมาก

You look so beautiful
Khun suay mak
คุณสวยมาก

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Might want to add, "I have lots of money."

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Originally Posted by dirtydog

Are you free tonight Keun nee khun wang mai คืนนี้คุณว่างไหม

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"No"

"Haa Roi Baht Dai Mai?"

:bunny3:

Phom rak Khun?!?!

Thais never say that. Rak Na, maybe, but never that.

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Originally Posted by Marmite the Dog

Phom rak Khun?!?!

Thais never say that. Rak Na, maybe, but never that.

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I think this is 1940's Thai, before shagging had been invented. :)

These are very useful :

Kry Leeang Look khun ? .............. Who's looking after your kids ?

Me look gee kon ? ................. How many kids have you got ?

These innocent questions casually dropped into the conversation should help you ascertain whether the lovely lady who is the apple of your eye has a body unspoilt by the ravages of nature or two shriveled prunes above a map of Thailand. To some this might seem a tad sexist , but hey.......who's cracking open the wallet ?

YouTube - Learn Thai Thai Girls

I never had a name with my ex, it was always goo, mung between us.

How much barfine?
Dont know how to say it in Thai. But they seem to understand.

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Originally Posted by Marmite the Dog

Phom rak Khun?!?! Thais never say that. Rak Na, maybe, but never that.

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Probably not to you, but if you spend some time in gay bars you may get a few guys say it to you.

Is that you speaking on the youtube vid DD?:)

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Originally Posted by Panda

How much barfine?

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Ee hia. Yet dtuut khun, thaorai?

^ No thanks. I think the English version sounds more romantic.

"Kab barn gun" works quite well....even as an ice-breaker in normal clubs.

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Originally Posted by Marmite the Dog

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Originally Posted by Panda

How much barfine?

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Ee hia. Yet dtuut khun, thaorai?

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not surprised why you've never said "Pom Rak Khun"!!
Is that what you say to your mrs when you want to f**k her?

no worries, I'm taking care of the bills.
Mai pen rai, Pom Liang Eng.

Can you pay for the meal please?
Khun jai ka ahan dai mai? / Mue nee khun liang dai mai?

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Originally Posted by notanameleft

what you say to your mrs when you want to f**k her?

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"Bend over and brace yourself." works for me. :bunny3:

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Originally Posted by Gerbil

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Originally Posted by notanameleft

what you say to your mrs when you want to f**k her?

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"Bend over and brace yourself." works for me. :bunny3:

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always does :P

thats not dd, thats a young thai boy..........

tood suay, tawd gang geng nai dai laew
works for me

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Originally Posted by sunsetter

tood suay, tawd gang geng nai dai laew
works for me

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oh purple doesn't work well, ss!

tood suay, tawd gang geng nai dai laew

better?

what about...
nice body = shape ba-h

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Originally Posted by Marmite the Dog

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Originally Posted by Panda

How much barfine?

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Ee hia. Yet dtuut khun, thaorai?

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Are you sure thats right!:rofl:

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Originally Posted by notanameleft

what about...
nice body = shape ba-h

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Thai's kind of a shortcut language. You would never say those
words in spoken Thai.
Tua = body (and you have to include who the body belongs to in the sentence)
Ra sa nah = pretty much the word for 'form' ....

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Originally Posted by lost the plot

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Originally Posted by Marmite the Dog

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Originally Posted by Panda

How much barfine?

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Ee hia. Yet dtuut khun, thaorai?

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Are you sure thats right!:rofl:

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I missed the first part of Marmers Thai quote.
I usually pronounce it "hee harr". But my Thai isn't that good.:)

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Originally Posted by Panda

I usually pronounce it "hee harr".

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As in Yeee Haarr, biiaaatch.

There's no H sound whatsoever in the first word.. Its a rude prefix EE or อี. Try it..oi EE Somchai maa nee wai wai..but you'd prob get shot, so don't.

Its a bit like when the calls call you "darklink" instead of darling.

I used to have trouble asking for it, now I just have trouble doing it.

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Originally Posted by dirtydog

the next video we could go deeper into Thai Farang relationships with translations for things like, "These handcuffs are too tight", "Whip me harder" to "Did you bring the ropes"?

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So what's the Thai for "Hit me again with that length of four by two."

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Originally Posted by notanameleft

what about...
nice body = shape ba-h

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Thai's kind of a shortcut language. You would never say those
words in spoken Thai.
Tua = body (and you have to include who the body belongs to in the sentence)
Ra sa nah = pretty much the word for 'form' ....

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Oh really? Thank you for correct me!

แกนะสิ ไม่รู้เรื่อง แหม..เป็นฝรั่งทำมาสอนคนไทยนะยะ
แถวบ้านชั้นน่ะ เค้าพูดกันว่า เชพบ๊ะ แปลว่า อื้อ หือ.. หุ่นน่าฟัดจริงๆ:kma:
ฮ่าๆๆๆ

แต่ถ้าจะพูดให้มันเป็นทางการขึ้นมานิดนึง เค้าใช้คำว่า รูปร่าง = body
รูปร่างดี, หุ่นสวย = nice body
ไม่ใช่ ตัว อย่างที่แกเข้าใจหรอก

Bar fine gee baht...how much is the bar fine
or bar fine tao rai...
I'm just guess at this!

Ok, this one hasn't got to the stage of mentioning whips, cucumbers, friends joining in and stuff like that yet, probably best to take those Thai girls out for a drink and dance first.

Let's go out.
ไปเที่ยวกันเถอะ
PAI TÎAW GAN THÙH

What time would you like to meet?
จะเจอกันกี่โมงดี
JÀ JER-GAN GÈE-MONG DEE

What shall we do tonight?
คืนนี้เราจะทำอะไรกันดี
KEUN-NÉE RAO JA THAM A-RAI GAN DEE

I want to go dancing.
ผม อยากไปเต้น
PHǑM YÀK PAI TÊN

I want to get drunk.
ผม อยากเมา
PHǑM YÀK MAO

I want to meet some women.
ผมอยากเจอสาวๆ
PHǑM YÀK JER SǍO SǍO

Can I buy you a drink?
ผมขอเลี้ยงเครื่องดื่มได้ไหมครับ
PHǑM KǍW LÍANG KRÊUANG-DÈUM DÂI MǍI KRÁP

What would you like to drink?
คุณอยากดื่มอะไร ครับ
KUN YÀK DÈUM A-RAI KRÁP

This place is good.
ที่นี่สนุกดี
THÊE-NÊE SA-NÙK DEE

This place is too loud.
ที่นี่เสียงดังเกินไป
THÊE-NÊE SǏANG-DANG GERN-PAI

Let's go somewhere else.
ไปที่อื่นกันเถอะ
PAI THÊE-ÈUN GAN-THÙH

What time does this place close?
ที่นี่ปิดกี่โมง
THÊE-NÊE PÌT GÈE-MONG

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smoker tao rai KRUP

song roi dai mai KRUP

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Originally Posted by robuzo

Might want to add, "I have lots of money."

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Or "This ATM is currently out of service."

nice videos, quite helpful

Just a suggestion after all that falderal about what would you like to drink, meet when, what shall we do, etc.

At the end of the evening,…………. “please hit the lights on your way out”.

Chuay Pid-Fai Gawn Ook Pai Duay

ช่วยปิดไฟ ก่อนออกไปด้วย


And no need to go out dancing (what is that all about,….go dancing?).

Just tell her,………… “dance for me, please”.

Ten Hai Du Nhoi

เต้นให้ผมดูหน่อย

How about;

1. May I please meet your family?

2. Lets talk Sin Sot!!

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Originally Posted by notanameleft

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Originally Posted by sunsetter

tood suay, tawd gang geng nai dai laew
works for me

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oh purple doesn't work well, ss!

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this photo not of ass??? am think legs to the knee cap look and u will see..jing jing..