"Bloody hell Bill, what have I told you about trying to stick the typewriter into the television"?
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"Bloody hell Bill, what have I told you about trying to stick the typewriter into the television"?
'If you break your legs don't come running to me'
'for the last time, DON"T EAT DOG SHIT'
" isn't it time you went home"? ?
Never eat yellow snow
'Don't do anything silly now'
Quote:
Originally Posted by November Rain
that was Frank Zappa, not the Mommas and Poppas
I told you not to hit your brother with that cricket bat
Now, be-have yourself!
Hit him back.
Don't cry, big boys don't cry.
It's only a scratch you don't need a plaster.
Put some butter on it.
Hold your breath and count to 100.
My oh my Fuzzy! You're going to make a lot of girls happy with that!
You had a big wallet as a child?Quote:
Originally Posted by Fuzzy Bob
Don't believe everything you hear from that fuzzy. He's blind don't ya know, and deaf as a coot.
'don't put frogspawn down your underpants! How many times?!'
I never had toys as a child, for some reason they called me Cocky!Quote:
Originally Posted by November Rain
' go play with the traffic yer little shite'
Take that frog out of my kitchen.
Do not put that in your mouth you dirty little boy.
"Why does your face look like a smacked arse"?
^ 'because you just beat me round the head with a slipper you orrible bastard'
"Stop walking around in circles or I'll nail your other foot to the floor as well....."
"If somebody forces you to listen to Haydn, you will become a botty bandit"
"Same if you go to church"
Why can't you be just like everybody else?
Now THERES something to cry about! :(
"You just wait till your dad gets home"
Your father's gone out. Throw some more petrol on him.
Upsa Daisy! :)
"Don't you dare get your new football shorts dirty"
NO, you can't.
(When I was doing push-ups in the bathroom as part of my excercise routine).
"What are you doing in there? Stop that, it will make you go blind."
Some handed down from who knows where...
"Let's not and say we did."
"You've lost eight turtles named Henry under the sofa. So, no, we ain't getting a dog."
"You already have a .22. No handguns until you're six."
"Sure. And your sister always uses you for target practice."
"It ain't gonna happen."
"Huh, and I walked five miles to school."
"Those peas ain't gonna shuck themselves."
"A stitch in time saves nine."
Take care of the pennies and the pounds will take care of themselves
^Ya. And after shuffling through Issues and the leftie drivel, I have another one from Mom:
"Tough titty, said the kitty.":)
Finish it, ALL!
I never said that.
I got, "Finish it or you'll sit there til you're 30."Quote:
Originally Posted by S Landreth
^Mine was usually preceded with this statement from her: “You’re not going outside, until you finish all the food on your plate”. Later I would show her the plate and then that’s when I would get,…………."Finish it, ALL!”.
Finish your beer! There's children sober in India.....
hehe. Yep. And then if you said a bad word at Grampa's table, he'd tell ya to go wash your mouth out with soap and you'd fekin do it.Quote:
Originally Posted by S Landreth
If you run out in the road and get killed, I'll murder you!