OK, I'm going to the wine shop now. Just sent my tax forms in. CMN is 87 today.
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OK, I'm going to the wine shop now. Just sent my tax forms in. CMN is 87 today.
i don,t understand, does this mean jettie is a twit?
Looking for my bankbook, can't find it.
Just told the hotel reception that 7am is not a good time to start drilling holes in the wall.
Twitter is the hottest, newest, bestest way to social network online. It's an incredibly cool way to show people how boring your life really is.Quote:
Originally Posted by nedwalk
Still can't find bankbook.
at work now.
Off to a sign writing shop.
just had coffee, why do I only have the horrible instant tasting stuff?
I have had 6 weeks off work since the 1st of December, but today I am going home :)
Making a cup of tea and nursing a headache lol (or some other such banality)
just had a blowjob
Teabag, milk and sugars in the cup, boiling the kettle
Twitter is great. I am 6 years old today.
Teas too sweet LOL!
About time you showed your face about here.Quote:
Originally Posted by Rigger
Liar, liar knob on fire.Quote:
Originally Posted by kingwilly
Back from wine shop and chink veg market. Fat canoe chick was protesting for nurse union. Accidently like kicked her in the shin.
done a dump, having breakfast
proof it!Quote:
Originally Posted by Jet Gorgon
^ You mean I should like "proof" (edit) that copy? E-mail from elderly neighbour tired of hearing boy trying to play basketball on the street.
Just had a nasty cough. About to have another.
Finally a thread you can contribute something to. An inane thread where one line rubbish is the norm.Quote:
Originally Posted by Travelmate
Likewise. Do something productive like make tea and find new websites.Quote:
Originally Posted by melvbotFinally a thread you can contribute something to. An inane thread where one line rubbish is the norm.Quote:
Originally Posted by Travelmate
inane single sentenceQuote:
Originally Posted by melvbot
:rolleyes: boringQuote:
Originally Posted by melvbot
Jeez he knows no end.:rolleyes:Quote:
Originally Posted by melvbot
^ 152 characters max (my thread) – many sentences! Hello, MB. KW eats kitty. Free Marmite. Hail tomorrow. DD does it in Trinidad. Gives a book to Obama.
Where;s cmn? He'd love this new game.,
Breathing in then out
finger in left nostril, now scratching eyeball
Fap Fap Fap
Replied to a Blackgang post
Totally f***ing fed up with all these feminist rants on here. Why is this a game?
Running out of ideas for thread titles when dumping feminazi rants into MKP.
Just discovered i can type with my knob.
In an internet cafe.
Splashing out on a new duvet.
^^I'm impressed. How far are you sitting from the keyboard?
Chas and Noodles got new homes today. Gonna try with Filchy & Jettie tomorrow.
just had a dump
'Stupid cow on feminist soapbox again'Quote:
Originally Posted by Marmite the Dog
'Burn yer bras and let them boobs hang low'
'Speakers' Corner has misplaced their idiot' ???
Ahhh, but can you use your testicles too ? I've been known to rattle off a thousand words per minute with strategic placement of the ol knackers.Quote:
Originally Posted by withnallstoke
Just make sure you don't post an angry reply with the old chap or this might happen:
https://teakdoor.com/images/smilies1/You_Rock_Emoticon.gif
I was going to eat at Ubons only Indian restaurant tonite, but now I'm not because it's raining.