I got accosted in Chatuchak Park today

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18-06-2006, 10:43 PM
DJ Pat

I got accosted in Chatuchak Park today

After a jog in which I found that my right knee still isn't 100%, I took in some weights and sit ups in Chatuchak Park and then took a break and sat down.

I'd noticed a couple of other guys warming up with the weights and talking and then one of them left. The other guy came up to me and said "Are you a boxer" (cos I was wearing Red Bull black shorts) and then started a conversation about himself. He was obviously gay, and didn't try and hide the fact (Well, he was 'cruising' me I think) and it turns out he's a pop singer recording an album. He gae me his MySpace address and it turns out he's quite popular in Thailand.

I could have done the whole 'sensational' "queer pop star cruised me in park" but I don't think I'll bother now. In fact he just added my msn to his list of contacts.

Anyway I was massaging my leg and he reckoned that my left was bigger than my right, I said "where?" and you guessed it, he touched my leg. He "copped a feel". He could be boasting to his gay mates for all I know.

Anyone have any similar circumstances?
18-06-2006, 10:47 PM
danbo

I used to visit a 50-50 club in BKK and one night a bloke put his hand on my arse and asked me if I'd like to dance....So I did - when he removed his hand I stopped - when he put it back I danced.....This went on for an hour or so....It was weird.....Another time I was in the public lavatories at........
18-06-2006, 11:55 PM
hirondelle

a guy trying to pick me up? nah never happened to me :(
18-06-2006, 11:56 PM
hirondelle

oh look cool i have 444 posts..... oh
18-06-2006, 11:58 PM
baldrick

so do you intend to fcuk your 'hottie' pop star mate mr dj ?
19-06-2006, 12:10 AM
Fabian

From university girls to gay pop stars, what a rise in popularity!
19-06-2006, 12:41 AM
Skulldigger

Are you sure you havent listened just a little too much to the new Pet Shop Boys, Pat?
19-06-2006, 01:16 AM
DrAndy

anyway Pat, they do say that both bollocks are usually not the same size, so you must be normal
19-06-2006, 01:18 AM
ADare

Fuck me DJ Pat, can't wait until the serialisation of your book comes out in the Sun.
19-06-2006, 02:14 AM
Dougal

Quote:

Originally Posted by DJ Pat

I could have done the whole 'sensational' "queer pop star cruised me in park" but I don't think I'll bother now.

I thought that was what you just did.
19-06-2006, 08:11 AM
benbaaa

Change your jogging outfit, Pat, and maybe that won't happen again...

https://teakdoor.com/images/smilies1/You_Rock_Emoticon.gif
19-06-2006, 08:42 AM
slimboyfat

i am not handsome or well groomed enough to ever be mistaken for a gay, so have never been accosted by a gay - popstar or otherwise.
19-06-2006, 09:36 AM
njdesi

Went to boyz town in Pattaya once to have a drink with one of the other ajarns at my school and his partner. One of the waiters said to me, "I just love bears," and gave me a wink. A strange topic of conversation and wasn't quite sure what to say. So I mumbled something about bears being nice, but tigers and elephants are pretty cool also. Now it was the waiters turn to look confused.

The ajarn later explained to me that a bear is gay slang for hairy, masculine guys. :o
19-06-2006, 09:57 AM
poolcleaner

I was molested when I was about 10.
I'm ready to kill the next fucker who touches me.:rocketwhore:
19-06-2006, 10:45 AM
attaboy

Quote:

Originally Posted by njdesi

The ajarn later explained to me that a bear is gay slang for hairy, masculine guys. :o

Oh fcuk. Time to change my sig line. :no: :yuck:
19-06-2006, 03:32 PM
DJ Pat

Quote:

Originally Posted by poolcleaner

I was molested when I was about 10.
I'm ready to kill the next fucker who touches me.:rocketwhore:

So no chance of comparing arse sores then? Mines smaller than yours.
19-06-2006, 04:37 PM
poolcleaner

Quote:

Originally Posted by DJ Pat

Quote:

Originally Posted by poolcleaner

I was molested when I was about 10.
I'm ready to kill the next fucker who touches me.:rocketwhore:

So no chance of comparing arse sores then? Mines smaller than yours.

I've got a webcam.......
19-06-2006, 04:45 PM
kingwilly

^ eeuw
19-06-2006, 04:46 PM
slimboyfat

it will probably steam up
19-06-2006, 04:57 PM
DJ Pat

Quote:

Originally Posted by slimboyfat

it will probably steam up

Crack more like!
19-06-2006, 08:09 PM
mad_dog

Getting hit on by gay Thai blokes is ammusing but getting bit on by farang gay lords makes me feel queezy
19-06-2006, 08:16 PM
Mhz

Never.
19-06-2006, 09:06 PM
dirtydog

I must admit I have probably ruined chang mai noons life, when we were wandering the streets of chiang mai I told every ladyboy his name, so from this weekend onwards he will probably be remembered by them and have them shouting out, "Hello, chang mai noon"? not sure when his mom or daughter will be back in Thailand but I feel sure he wont be taking them into town :)
19-06-2006, 09:11 PM
ChiangMai noon

^
What you talking about DD.
There are no ladyboys in ChiangMai are there?
:o
19-06-2006, 09:40 PM
DJ Pat

Quote:

Originally Posted by ChiangMai noon

.
There are no ladyboys in ChiangMai are there?
:o

there was one time when....ok maybe not then
19-06-2006, 10:03 PM
Goddess of Whatever

Quote:

Originally Posted by ChiangMai noon

^
What you talking about DD.
There are no ladyboys in ChiangMai are there?
:o

What about this bloke? I saw her (or him) in errr.. the place that we went to picnic (sort of) in CM. (I don't remember the name)

https://teakdoor.com/Gallery/albums/u...CM_ladyboy.jpg
19-06-2006, 10:05 PM
Marmite the Dog

Quote:

Originally Posted by Goddess of Whatever

Quote:

Originally Posted by ChiangMai noon

^
What you talking about DD.
There are no ladyboys in ChiangMai are there?
:o

What about this bloke? I saw her (or him) in errr.. the place that we went to picnic (sort of) in CM. (I don't remember the name)

https://teakdoor.com/Gallery/albums/u...CM_ladyboy.jpg

cheeky cow!

That's CMN's 'wife'! :eek:
19-06-2006, 10:26 PM
friscofrankie

There are plenty Lady-boys, CMN has remained blissfully ignorant of the differences. Please, no one explain them to him
19-06-2006, 10:29 PM
Goddess of Whatever

Quote:

Originally Posted by Marmite the Dog

Quote:

Originally Posted by Goddess of Whatever

Quote:

Originally Posted by ChiangMai noon

^
What you talking about DD.
There are no ladyboys in ChiangMai are there?
:o

What about this bloke? I saw her (or him) in errr.. the place that we went to picnic (sort of) in CM. (I don't remember the name)

https://teakdoor.com/Gallery/albums/u...CM_ladyboy.jpg

cheeky cow!

That's CMN's 'wife'! :eek:

I thought this one was CMN's wife.

https://teakdoor.com/Gallery/albums/u...1/CM_fatty.jpg
20-06-2006, 06:27 PM
DJ Pat

Quote:

Originally Posted by Goddess of Whatever

https://teakdoor.com/Gallery/albums/u...1/CM_fatty.jpg

I thought whaling was banned in Thailand
20-06-2006, 06:29 PM
DrAndy

is she whaling?
20-06-2006, 06:29 PM
ChiangMai noon

DJPat, you is a cnut.
That's my wife you is talking about.
:mad:
20-06-2006, 06:32 PM
DJ Pat

How do i know that? Don't post pictures of relatives then.

Do you see any pictures of my cats? No!
20-06-2006, 06:34 PM
ChiangMai noon

she's allright though eh??:)
20-06-2006, 06:52 PM
DJ Pat

Oh yeah after a vodka or ten
20-06-2006, 07:19 PM
hillbilly

For being a top DJ, you act is getting old...
20-06-2006, 07:26 PM
DJ Pat

Quote:

Originally Posted by hillbilly

For being a top DJ, you act is getting old...

It is rather, I'll tone it down for you ok?
20-06-2006, 09:30 PM
Marmite the Dog

Quote:

Originally Posted by ChiangMai noon

she's allright though eh??:)

She gave a good ti... err, blubber wank, mate. :1st: