What am I supposed to do with it?:confused:
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What am I supposed to do with it?:confused:
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give it to a cat.
I'd be inclined to chuck it in the bin... Only 50 baht wasted after all.
What inspired you to buy that?.. did you feel sorry for him?
I have no idea, I just thought it looked funny.Quote:
Originally Posted by rawlins
I'm thinking about steaming it and giving it to the dogs to play with.Quote:
Originally Posted by Gerbil
God Damn, A dollar and a half for a fucking salmon head that we throw over the side when cleaning as they come aboard when they are reeled in when trolling as they have to be gutted as soon as they leave the water to get a prime price for them, and cannery dressed is tips off and shop dressed is tips on and not cut all the way to the gills,, the tips are where the gills form on the bony plate just behind the gills.
When cannery dressing on a swede boat the tips are put in the salt barrel and they are either smoked or used to make "lutenslauger" [sp] which is salt salmon tips potatoes and cheese in a cream sauce casserole cooked in the oven,, Jesus Christ I wish I had some now and I just finish supper. I haven't had any of that stuff since I worked as a swivelneck on a boat for a Finlander out of Illwaco Washington when it was to rough on the bar to haul charters.
Soup...
Hollow it out and put some string through it so you can wear it over your nose?
Hook it up to a battery and try and reanimate the dead. :bunny3:
Take it out with you to a bar and talk to it, make sure you laugh at it's jokes
see how long it takes before the men in white coats come for you,
Get it one of those Thai tattoos that will make it bullet proof then take it out.
Looks more like grumpy to me, mind you his head has been chopped off.Quote:
Originally Posted by English Noodles
Tom Yum
Put it in someone's letterbox.
Slip it into someone's bag.
Go to Homepro and zip into one of the sofa cushions. Will take 'em weeks to find where the smell is coming from.
Thousands of things to do it. 50baht well spent.
I think putting it unwrapped into someones hand bag would be pretty funny, or tie it hanging from someones door frame at eye level height then knock on their door and run away.
Yeah, whatever you do don't eat the fucking thing.
1 Bouillabaise 2 Tip for bar fine 3 Ebay to Penang where fish head is eithe a delicacy or a v sexy shark
Hide behind a wall near a noodle stand and use it like a hand puppet to scare the gonads off some nearby Thais by making it talk.
My Mrs would have eaten the eyes by now.
Decisions, decisions, decisions!
From the looks in that pic there are no tips on it so it would not be worth a fuck for anything anyway, I buy headless salmon for smoking and I get the shop dressed with tips intact and I smoke those and eat them myself.
They are the richest part of a salmon.
give it to Scampy, he'll eat anythingQuote:
Originally Posted by Gerbil
Raw is better for them, but go for it.Quote:
Originally Posted by English Noodles
The cheeks and the eyeballs are good to eat, but that fish head is so well past its due date (look at the rheumy eyes) I wouldn't even give it to my animals. But go ahead, noodle-o, steam it and eat. Waste not, want not.
Superb lobster pot bait !
Stick it up your arse.
Shower every day and if it's really bad try circumcision
Tom yum ,steam with ginger ,aroi makkkkkkk !
Pay a visit to someone you don't like very much and stick it down the back of the sofa.
Curry fish head soup:
Ingredients
1 whole fish head, cut into 2 or 600g fish steaks
1 tbl mixed curry seeds for fish curry (optional)
10g ginger, thinly shredded
3 cloves garlic, thinly sliced
3 onions thinly sliced
5 tbl fish curry powder made into a paste with 1 /4 to 1 /2 cup water
300g lady’s fingers
3 tomatoes, quartered
6 red chilli, slit into half lengthwise
6 green chilli, slit into half lengthwise
2 to 3 sprigs curry leaves
1 /2 to 1 tsp salt
1 tbl sugar
1 tbl tamarind mixed with 1 /2 cup water
1 cup coconut milk from a packet
5 tbl sunflower oil
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Fish Curry Powder
250g coriander powder
60g cumin powder
150g chilli powder
30g turmeric powder
20g black pepper powder
10g funegreek powder
Method
Wash the fish head or fish steaks and pat dry. Steam the salmon fish head till just cooked. Keep aside. Heat oil in a wok or saucepan, add the curry seeds and ginger and stir fry over high heat for two to three minutes till the seeds pop. Add garlic and stir fry till fragrant. Add the fish curry paste and stir fry till fragrant and cooked. Add the onions and stir fry briefly for about one minute. Put in half of the coconut milk and bring to the boil before adding the remaining coconut milk and tamarind juice. Add the lady’s fingers, tomatoes, red chilli, green chilli, curry leaves, salt and sugar. When you are ready to serve, add the steamed salmon fish head and simmer gently for about five to eight minutes till the fish is hot and well cooked. You may add more liquid if there is not enough gravy. Serve.
Urm, Wack on a condom and give it a good rogering. :) :spam2:
More than likely as lively as a slagdog. :rolleyes:
When we go to the city the Missus always buys a heap of Salmon heads and backbones to bring home and make Thai soup with. Its a much favoured fish among the Asians here and especially the head for making Thai soup.
Find a friend. Then put it into his box of cereal.
YouTube - dead bird cereal box prank
Takes a fair size salmon to have cheeks enough to keep, but I do like Halibut cheeks better anyway,Quote:
Originally Posted by Jet Gorgon
Yes sir, and makes damn fine crab pot bait too.Quote:
Originally Posted by Happyman
Then start a thread asking us about the hazards of eating a fish head. After the fact!:)Quote:
Originally Posted by Butterfly
I bet thats what you think every time you look in the mirror.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jet Gorgon
Anyway, it's gone to the dogs, so thats 2 things you have in common with it.:)
Thats so cruel! But funny.Quote:
Originally Posted by English Noodles
inside the hubcaps of someone's car....Quote:
Originally Posted by Chairman Mao