Please jeffects, teach us history!

You asked for it. You got it. Please, teach us your seppo biased history lessons.

I'm all ears, well eyes. :rolleyes:

^ Who is jeffects?

Tell us how you kicked those gooks asses in Vietnam jeffe, tell us how you sorted out those nasty evil koreans jeffe.
Tell us how you won the war on terror after saudi foked your world trade center jeffe.

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You'd like him Jet.....

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Originally Posted by Jet Gorgon

^ Who is jeffects?

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This chap who posted in support of Galt in the Is Stickman a Kiwi stalker thread:

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Originally Posted by Jeffects

Ha ha. I would expect this from you idiots. But a little special comment for muadib. You are the most worthless piece of shit on the planet. You are an American???? You are scum. Dirty Dog, We are so afraid of Iraquis....Ha. We blister their asses on a daily basis. Along with our Allies. How many dead Americans a day? None today asshole, or the last six months? But you give me the numbers because you're such a genius. Okay Idiots, a little history for your sorry European asses. Hmmmmm, Lets start with this. The United States is by far the most powerful in the world. We sneeze and the rest of you get a cold. About Iraq, Dirty Dog. Excuse me asshole..in the 90's they attacked Kuwait. Unprovoked aggression. They were our friend and Ally. We said get out and they didn't. So in 45 minutes we kicked their ass, their elite repblican guard was kissing our boots. God I love being an American....They signed an unconditional surrender so we wouldn't destroy them. Smart...But then they spent 12 years violating that surrender. We ask the UN dozens of times to enforce it, but of course they are big pussy's and we had to take care of business ourselves. Sorry that's the way it is in this world. Push the US and get your ass kicked. I will be happy to give you idiots a history lesson but were getting off topic. Just start a thread along the lines of "please jeffects, teach us history" and I will respond. Other wise shut up untilyou have your facts straight.

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Originally Posted by filch

and I will respond.

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he hasnt responded yet though, has he?

wot a cock.

I am guessing he's doing some studying KW, and no doubt we will receive a mammoth post from Jeffe. Most of it no doubt copied and pasted from Wikipedia! :rolleyes:

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I am guessing he's doing some studying KW, and no doubt we will receive a mammoth post from Jeffe. Most of it no doubt copied and pasted from Wikipedia! :rolleyes:

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....this could develope into an interesting thread. Waiting....Jeff.

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He's still tinkering around in the wrong one, silly boy. I did post a link for him to see this thread that he requested. Alas, still not shown up yet to 'school' us all.

poor HB and FF.

with countrymen like that, no wonder they are so sensitive .,......


oh hang on, we got Tweery.

nuff said.

When you consider that americans and aussies make up such a small percentage of this forum it must be quite embarrassing for you lot with people like jeffe, terrrry, kw, that yank muslim hater, chris? and texpat posting and proudly speaking of their nationality, I do feel sorry for the more normal Americans and aussies :)

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it must be quite embarrassing for you lot with people like jeffe, terrrry, kw, that yank muslim hater, chris? and texpat

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Ouch!

that was a very low blow!

^Thats that foking marmite again editing my posts I reckon :)

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Originally Posted by Jet Gorgon

^ Who is jeffects?

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Jet, you don't wanna know, IMO.

He's John Galt.

Also many other niks on different channels.

He's sinking....his days are numbered. He's lashing out. With tongue and typing.


:)

^^ I promise that I will never use a contraction, text talk, or misspell words ever again!

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^ Who is jeffects?

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Jet, you don't wanna know, IMO.

He's John Galt.

Also many other niks on different channels.

He's sinking....his days are numbered. He's lashing out. With tongue and typing.


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He sounds like Accidental Ajarn. Is he him as well?

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Most of it no doubt copied and pasted from Wikipedia!

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no - I think extra points should be given if you can name the hollywood movie that he gets his version of history from.

Its a well known fact that John Wayne won most wars for America single handedly.

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no - I think extra points should be given if you can name the hollywood movie that he gets his version of history from.

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Highlander?

^^ bollocks, chuck norris did!

Chuck Norris wasn't even a twinkle in his daddies eye whilst Mr Wayne was battling the japs single handedly at Pearl Harbour.

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Chuck Norris wasn't even a twinkle in his daddies eye whilst Mr Wayne was battling the japs single handedly at Pearl Harbour.

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that would be on The Sands of Iwo Jima.

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When you consider that americans and aussies make up such a small percentage of this forum it must be quite embarrassing for you lot with people like jeffe, terrrry, kw, that yank muslim hater, chris? and texpat posting and proudly speaking of their nationality, I do feel sorry for the more normal Americans and aussies :)

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Haven't had a good wind-up thread for a while...this could be fun if yáll don't abuse the poor boy too bad!:rofl:

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this could be fun if yáll don't abuse the poor boy too bad!

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I guess that's all that's needed is for the Prof himself to grace us with his presence and begin 'History 101 (Jeffects' take on the whole shebang)' :D

^^ Why not, we need fresh meat for the grinder... As you stated before, TD is not the place for a naive yank to be pounding his chest...

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Haven't had a good wind-up thread for a while

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Sorry boonmee, I forgot to put you in the list :)

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^^ Why not, we need fresh meat for the grinder... As you stated before, TD is not the place for a naive yank to be pounding his chest...

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The naive Yank should never pound his chest and talk about John Wayne, Chuck Norris, Pee Wee Herman (for Butterfly) at all when overseas - especially after 9/11. They either do learn 'the ropes' or they don't in which case they scuttle on back to the states telling their friends how cynical, decedent and just plain strange those foreigners are. Especially those Europeans who will drink them under the table in a NY milisecond!:rofl:

Aww, come on you lot. Let's let the man/boy/Galt have a chance...you've destroyed this thread already.

I was hoping for the wee snap to enlighten us all here, do your best to encourage him back here to the right thread!

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Chuck Norris wasn't even a twinkle in his daddies eye whilst Mr Wayne was battling the japs single handedly at Pearl Harbour.

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dont you say bad things about chuck!

besides...

Chuck Norris was never born. He existed before time

Thanks Filch and MM for the Galt info. Now I know why I don't know and don't care.

Okay Kids, Check your bias at the door and have a seat. If you have the courage to ask real questions I will make it a point to answer anything you want. The stupid insults and childish "cnut" and "American twat" is hardly worth anyones time. Honest and open discussion is fine with me.

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Tell us how you kicked those gooks asses in Vietnam jeffe? tell us how you sorted out those nasty evil koreans jeffe?
Tell us how you won the war on terror after saudi foked your world trade center jeffe?

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I believe these were all valid questions that you have yet to answer. Awaiting your reply.

Okay, Vietnam. After WWII the French were in control Of Vietnam. Ho Chi Minh was in the North and basically put out for the highest bid in terms of support, He got it from the Chinese, How multi national forces had just fought in Korea. Thanks to Macarthur and later Ridgway we stopped them at the 39th parallel. As it remains today. So in the Wests effort to stem Communism during the Cold War, The West took the side of South Vietnam. Including many Countries, Primarily the U.S. and Australia. We tried a war of non-aggression which was a huge mistake. We tried the same stalemate strategy that worked in Korea. Unfortunately for Mcnamara and Westmoreland, They didn't notice that Vietnam wasn't a peninsula like Korea and the Viet Cong and NVA simply moved freely through Cambodia and Laos. The French bailed (There's a shocker) and eventually the idiot liberals started whining here because they suddenly realized that war is not "Fun". The Democrats here cut of funding the war and gave President Ford one month to pull out all the troops in one month. Thus the fall of Saigon and the eventual "killing fields" Which cost over a million civilian lives. We shouldn't have quit, but that's hindsight for all the peace mongers who are directly responsible for those deaths. Don't go to war if you don't mean business and win or die.

In case you haven't noticed we and the dozens of Countries in the fight with us ARE winning the war on terror. We can talk about that later if you're interested.

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Okay, Vietnam. After WWII the French were in control Of Vietnam. Ho Chi Minh was in the North and basically put out for the highest bid in terms of support, He got it from the Chinese, How multi national forces had just fought in Korea. Thanks to Macarthur and later Ridgway we stopped them at the 39th parallel. As it remains today. So in the Wests effort to stem Communism during the Cold War, The West took the side of South Vietnam. Including many Countries, Primarily the U.S. and Australia. We tried a war of non-aggression which was a huge mistake. We tried the same stalemate strategy that worked in Korea. Unfortunately for Mcnamara and Westmoreland, They didn't notice that Vietnam wasn't a peninsula like Korea and the Viet Cong and NVA simply moved freely through Cambodia and Laos. The French bailed (There's a shocker) and eventually the idiot liberals started whining here because they suddenly realized that war is not "Fun". The Democrats here cut of funding the war and gave President Ford one month to pull out all the troops in one month. Thus the fall of Saigon and the eventual "killing fields" Which cost over a million civilian lives. We shouldn't have quit, but that's hindsight for all the peace mongers who are directly responsible for those deaths. Don't go to war if you don't mean business and win or die.

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This is typical of the historic perspective you'll find in the States. Troubling, yes?

So what is inaccurate? It's easy to say, but you're pretty thin on facts or rebuttals. Or you don't know and are embarrassed to admit it.

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We shouldn't have quit

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I rather think you were beaten out as you knew nothing of the territory you were entering. Much like Iraq, Afghanistan etc...

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Don't go to war if you don't mean business and win or die.

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Hmm, win or die? You were beaten, so you did neither.

You are a proud American who supports America's decision on the battles it chooses, but you seem to disagree with the decisions made by the powers that govern you and your armies. Seems a little odd :confused:

Do you vote? Who did you vote for in the last 2 elections?

I thought it ended under Nixon, not Ford ? mostly after the "Pentagon files" were released to the public ? that was of course when the US was already losing the war

notice the similarities with the current Iraq mess :)

Nixon had just resigned. We weren't losing, we never gave up a mile of terrain until the withdrawal. Which as I said was a huge mistake. Have you noticed Iraq is a success. Or do you just want to believe it's not?

I always thought it was the 38th parallel.

So this thread is helping me learn.