The Lynx Effect! There's something in it.

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18-02-2009, 04:46 PM
The Fresh Prince

The Lynx Effect! There's something in it.

When I was getting ready today I decided to use the new Lynx (or Axe if your a yank) Chocolate flavour deodorant. I've had it for a while but switched to something else because I was getting bored of it and when I picked up the can it was nearly finished so I laid a little extra on just for good measure.

Since wearing it today I've had 2 girls, (one was the bosses wife :)) lean over to me and have a right good sniff. Not at the same time. Now when I say lean over I mean a proper lean with their noses ending up within an inch of my chest, and when I say sniff I mean a right good inhale with a sniffing noise.

Both then leaned back with a big smile on their face and said "mmmmm, you smell good" (I hope this doesn't mean I smell bad normally)

Anyway after them asking what it was, and me telling them they both had a laugh about how they had just acted just like the girls I the advert.

Seeing as I've only spoke to 4 chicks today, the Lynx Effect has effected 50% of them, which I thinks pretty damn good. Neither of them were my wife and both were lookers!

Here is the Ad for anyone who's not seen it.:)

YouTube - LYNX CHOCOLATE MAN ADVERT EFFECT FULL VERSION
18-02-2009, 04:49 PM
Jesus Jones

I have lynx as well, but woman aren't worth attracting where i work. The chocolate one does smell nice though.
18-02-2009, 05:00 PM
Fabian

Where is it called Lynx?

The advertisements always put me off buying that Axe stuff.
18-02-2009, 05:02 PM
EmperorTud

Next you'll be eating microwaved chicken dinners from Lidl and buying spanners at Halfords.

Isn't it called Axe in Thailand anyway?
18-02-2009, 05:11 PM
Nawty

....Tudley running down to the 7/11 as we speak.....
18-02-2009, 05:16 PM
EmperorTud

I don't use those cheap deodorants.

I use rock salt after showering to remove body odor and only use decent parfums.

At the moment I am using Jean Paul Gaultier, Allure Homme by Chanel and Paul Smith's London, amongst others.
18-02-2009, 05:20 PM
jandajoy

Quote:

Originally Posted by EmperorTud

Jean Paul Gaultier, Allure Homme by Chanel and Paul Smith's London

What goes where? Don't you find they tend to clash?
18-02-2009, 05:51 PM
melvbot

Might have a better hit ratio if they made AXE-Moolah. Every bint within 3kms would be sniffing your bits.
18-02-2009, 06:19 PM
Nawty

^^^You have body odour 'after' showering....you know you have to actually change the bath water from time to time right ??
18-02-2009, 06:24 PM
Spin

I prefer to wear the distinct aroma of axe-wound.
18-02-2009, 06:26 PM
Lily

I hate smelling perfume on men!
18-02-2009, 06:34 PM
Nawty

There ya go Tuddles....you would not be attracted to a 70yo hag that probably has a pet possum in her pants.
18-02-2009, 06:35 PM
Nawty

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lily

I hate smelling perfume on men!

But it usually means they have had a good time.
18-02-2009, 06:38 PM
Lily

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nawty

you would not be attracted to a 70yo hag that probably has a pet possum in her pants.

Your subject is wrong there. I think what you are trying to say is that he would not attract me.

And actually, no possum in my pants, but I do have a pussy on my lap as I type.
18-02-2009, 07:34 PM
The Fresh Prince

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Fresh Prince

(or Axe if your a yank)

I did quote it.
18-02-2009, 07:39 PM
Nawty

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lily

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nawty

you would not be attracted to a 70yo hag that probably has a pet possum in her pants.

Your subject is wrong there. I think what you are trying to say is that he would not attract me.

And actually, no possum in my pants, but I do have a pussy on my lap as I type.

Yes, should have been 'attractive'....

Where do you keep your pussy when not typing ?
18-02-2009, 07:43 PM
Lily

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nawty

Where do you keep your pussy when not typing ?

Anywhere, really. In the day, when it is sunny, the windowsill is the popular place at the moment.
18-02-2009, 08:49 PM
The Gentleman Scamp

Perfume is for pooves, then again I admit I bought a can of the chocolate Lynx and have recently been using deodorant for the first time in years, but nobody has sniffed me yet.
18-02-2009, 08:59 PM
filch

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Fresh Prince

I hope this doesn't mean I smell bad normally

Well you wasn't smelling too good after the klong diving weekend!

But seriously, I'm disappointed in you FP. Seriously, Lynx/Axe?!

That shit is for young lads trying to pull and not knowing anything about decent scents or colognes.

I used to use that cheap shit back when I was in England and at College.

I need to wurd you up! :)
18-02-2009, 09:02 PM
filch

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Gentleman Scamp

Perfume is for pooves

And stinking of stale sweat is manly?! As soon as I smell one of those expats, Indians, Arabs etc... on the skytrain, I myself along with the rest of the carriage get as far away from that stale odour as possible!

Nothing worse than a stale sweaty dude. I am not a 'poof', but I like to smell good/clean.

Moderation.
18-02-2009, 09:05 PM
Lily

Quote:

Originally Posted by filch

And stinking of stale sweat is manly?!

No, but deordorant is all you need and not too strong smelling.

I am sure Indians have that smell because they insist on wearing polyester shirts.
18-02-2009, 09:07 PM
filch

Quote:

Originally Posted by filch

Moderation.

Maybe you missed that Lily?
18-02-2009, 09:50 PM
jandajoy

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lily

I am sure Indians have that smell because they insist on wearing polyester shirts.

Based on personal experience Lilly ?
18-02-2009, 09:51 PM
jandajoy

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lily

I am sure Indians have that smell because they insist on wearing polyester shirts.

Red Indians ?

Indians from India ?

Based on personal experience Lilly ?
19-02-2009, 02:55 AM
The Gentleman Scamp

Quote:

Originally Posted by filch

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Gentleman Scamp

Perfume is for pooves

And stinking of stale sweat is manly?! As soon as I smell one of those expats, Indians, Arabs etc... on the skytrain, I myself along with the rest of the carriage get as far away from that stale odour as possible!

Nothing worse than a stale sweaty dude. I am not a 'poof', but I like to smell good/clean.

Moderation.

I shower 2/3 times a day and always powder my armpits and bits with cooling talc - never been a problem (unless I get it on my bollocks).
19-02-2009, 08:07 AM
kingwilly

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Fresh Prince

Both then leaned back with a big smile on their face and said "mmmmm, you smell good" (I hope this doesn't mean I smell bad normally)

yes it does mean that!

Quote:

Originally Posted by EmperorTud

At the moment I am using Jean Paul Gaultier, Allure Homme by Chanel and Paul Smith's London, amongst others.

:notworthy:

hwo can you justify paying that sort of good money on luxury items in a 3rd workd coutnry!

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Gentleman Scamp

always powder my armpits and bits with cooling talc - never been a problem (unless I get it on my bollocks).

that's the best bit!
19-02-2009, 10:39 AM
The Fresh Prince

Quote:

Originally Posted by filch

But seriously, I'm disappointed in you FP. Seriously, Lynx/Axe?!

I've got others like FCUK and another one that I cant remember the name, but it seems the facts speak for themselves.:)
19-02-2009, 10:52 AM
Butterfly

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Originally Posted by EmperorTud

Jean Paul Gaultier,

Gay Alert !!!

Quote:

Originally Posted by EmperorTud

Allure Homme by Chanel

More Gay Alert !!!

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Originally Posted by EmperorTud

Paul Smith's London

Metrosexual !!!
19-02-2009, 10:54 AM
kingwilly

I'm frankly shocked that he is spending that sort of money in a 3rd world country.
19-02-2009, 10:54 AM
The Fresh Prince

:rofl:
19-02-2009, 11:24 AM
filch

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Fresh Prince

I've got others like FCUK and another one that I cant remember the name, but it seems the facts speak for themselves

As FP says himself in the shows open track "Yo homes smell ya later!"
19-02-2009, 10:30 PM
EmperorTud

Quote:

Originally Posted by kingwilly

hwo can you justify paying that sort of good money on luxury items in a 3rd workd coutnry!

I buy them and some stuff for the g/f usually in the discount stores on Reservoir High Street in Melbourne when I'm over in the thirsty country.

Cheap they are. They are a rip-off in Thailand but there's no limit on how many you can bring in through Customs unlike in the UK.
19-02-2009, 10:41 PM
Begbie

Quote:

Originally Posted by EmperorTud

I don't use those cheap deodorants.

I use rock salt after showering to remove body odor and only use decent parfums.

At the moment I am using Jean Paul Gaultier, Allure Homme by Chanel and Paul Smith's London, amongst others.

That sounds like it's straight out of "American Psycho"

How do you dispose of the bodies ?