Beyond Reality!

There really is no helping some people!
They are a seriously fucked up bunch of RETARDS at times the Thais! Sometimes you want to put an axe through their stupid fucking heads!
Three examples in the past few days that have really pissed me off!

Example 1: The wifes Mother/Father have been a bit strapped for cash as of late (don't look at me for a bailout!) The dipshits ended up getting their electric cut off...so couldn't do nothing, (the only income is from making garments, using machines, that work on ELECTRIC! Priority one you would expect? Get the electric turned on...no, bury your head in the sand and pretend there was no problem! Then that cost them a 100 baht surcharge!

Example 2: They have Lam Yai trees, in order to grow Lam Yai, you need to water the trees periodically, especially now, what do they do, before getting the electric turned on, that could turn the pump, that could water the Lam Yai? They buy some fucking "Herbal Medecine" like that Wheatgrass and Alfalfa shit from "NEWLIFE", priorities or what!

Example 3: This really took the fucking biscuit with me, 1: The electric is fucked, the house supply is tripping faster than a junky on acid, the pump cannot pump water for the Lam Yai, the phone get's cut off due to non payment (AGAIN) and I need to go to the market today to buy a bit of stuff. Miraculously, the wife pulls out a few hundred Baht like a fucking magician, with a rabbit in a hat, (money from the old woman) and what does she do? what has she been INSTRUCTED to DO...pay off the electric... pay the telephone...buy a plug..(to save her 75 year old Dad having to stick bare wires into open sockets to try and get his Lam Yai Pump Working no oh no..none of the logical things that a thinking rational human fucking being would do! She goes into some shop and re appears 500 baht the lighter, after buying an Orange Basket of SHIT for the local ORAnGE DRESS BRIGADE OF TWATS in the TEMPLE! "For good luck" she says....hope Daddy doesn't touch the live on the fucked up pump, I say... goes down like a lead ballon!

What is wrong with these fucking idiots? Can the school system really DESTROY human intelligence THIS FAR?

Look on the bright side....they got 500 baht

And they have luck on their side.

Maybe it'll rain tonight. :)

Ever thought of why the missus may have needed to marry a westerner?

Pension scheme for the parents, perhaps? The Thai are odd.

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Originally Posted by watterinja

Ever thought of why the missus may have needed to marry a westerner?

Pension scheme for the parents, perhaps? The Thai are odd.

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Not in one million years, there is not one Baht that gets from this Westerner to those stupid enough to pay money to the SHITE that live free in Temples.

I can help "practically" but unfornutalely, spiritual monetary compensatation is not available here! They wouldn't get not one fucking Baht, mainly due to their previous record of stupidity! I am not, nor never will be a gift horse!
Should they feel the need to donate to the Saffron clad VERMIN, please feel free to do so, but please do not expect me to assist!

Geeeez, bet your missus is thanking her lucky stars she met you at the lottery stand huh ?

...and I bet he's thanking his lucky stars that she came along when she did:rolleyes:

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Originally Posted by Missismiggins

There really is no helping some people!
They are a seriously fucked up bunch of RETARDS at times the Thais! Sometimes you want to put an axe through their stupid fucking heads!
Three examples in the past few days that have really pissed me off!

Example 1: The wifes Mother/Father have been a bit strapped for cash as of late (don't look at me for a bailout!) The dipshits ended up getting their electric cut off...so couldn't do nothing, (the only income is from making garments, using machines, that work on ELECTRIC! Priority one you would expect? Get the electric turned on...no, bury your head in the sand and pretend there was no problem! Then that cost them a 100 baht surcharge!

Example 2: They have Lam Yai trees, in order to grow Lam Yai, you need to water the trees periodically, especially now, what do they do, before getting the electric turned on, that could turn the pump, that could water the Lam Yai? They buy some fucking "Herbal Medecine" like that Wheatgrass and Alfalfa shit from "NEWLIFE", priorities or what!

Example 3: This really took the fucking biscuit with me, 1: The electric is fucked, the house supply is tripping faster than a junky on acid, the pump cannot pump water for the Lam Yai, the phone get's cut off due to non payment (AGAIN) and I need to go to the market today to buy a bit of stuff. Miraculously, the wife pulls out a few hundred Baht like a fucking magician, with a rabbit in a hat, (money from the old woman) and what does she do? what has she been INSTRUCTED to DO...pay off the electric... pay the telephone...buy a plug..(to save her 75 year old Dad having to stick bare wires into open sockets to try and get his Lam Yai Pump Working no oh no..none of the logical things that a thinking rational human fucking being would do! She goes into some shop and re appears 500 baht the lighter, after buying an Orange Basket of SHIT for the local ORAnGE DRESS BRIGADE OF TWATS in the TEMPLE! "For good luck" she says....hope Daddy doesn't touch the live on the fucked up pump, I say... goes down like a lead ballon!

What is wrong with these fucking idiots? Can the school system really DESTROY human intelligence THIS FAR?

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I know, I know, who would believe it
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4. she married you

bloody hell

I can't believe you're still married you tight arse twat. There's a difference between being a doormat and a helpful inlaw.

You're clearly neither.

And as for the Orange twats and vermin comments. Why the fuck are you still here?!

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Originally Posted by filch

I can't believe you're still married you tight arse twat. There's a difference between being a doormat and a helpful inlaw.

You're clearly neither.

And as for the Orange twats and vermin comments. Why the fuck are you still here?!

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That's the age old inquiry here. Some just go through the motions....without rhyme nor reason.:rolleyes:

True

As a relatively rich farang with some world experience, I would have thought a little help from yourself when you could see it was needed would have been nice

if you can understand the problem so clearly, just solve it and be nice, get some self-respect

I've come to the belief from reading several of MM's posts that he's one of the sad old, miserable, I 'hate everything about Thailand' twats. Why on earth he still resides here is a mystery.

Also odd, he's clearly a fella', but uses the name MissisMiggins and has an avvie of an old lady.

Actually, no, come to think of it, it's not odd at all. He is a miserable whiney old woman.

he should take a good look at his missus and plan for the future , daughters usually turn out to be carbon copies of their mothers.

500 THB is not much, doesn't hurt to help

you are not going to change them, that's how they are, no matter how long you will rant

would you blame a monkey because he acts like he acts ? of course not, so why do you do it with the poor rural Thais ? you have to respect the different species of our world

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Originally Posted by taxexile

he should take a good look at his missus and plan for the future , daughters usually turn out to be carbon copies of their mothers.

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I hope, if he hasn't already, procreated.

I am hoping his wife is a bit sharper than he gives her credit for and fucks him off. Miserly whiney old bastard.

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Originally Posted by DrAndy

True

As a relatively rich farang with some world experience, I would have thought a little help from yourself when you could see it was needed would have been nice

if you can understand the problem so clearly, just solve it and be nice, get some self-respect

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Though I would like to extend a little advice, or even help. Chances are the OP would shoot-down any and every avenue I might suggest. My experiences, exposures, and connective tissue are contradictary from his. You certainly could have a number of varied suggestions and well-meaning advice here and there - probably wouldn't help anyway. He seems to be stuck on hold without being flexible. Vacancies of familial, social, and community extensions do not get you very far here. It's an imperfect universe.....:)

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Originally Posted by taxexile

he should take a good look at his missus and plan for the future , daughters usually turn out to be carbon copies of their mothers.

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Most assuredly...

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Originally Posted by Rural Surin

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Originally Posted by DrAndy

True

As a relatively rich farang with some world experience, I would have thought a little help from yourself when you could see it was needed would have been nice

if you can understand the problem so clearly, just solve it and be nice, get some self-respect

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Though I would like to extend a little advice, or even help. Chances are the OP would shoot-down any and every avenue I might suggest. My experiences, exposures, and connective tissue are contradictary from his. You certainly could have a number of varied suggestions and well-meaning advice here and there - probably wouldn't help anyway. He seems to be stuck on hold without being flexible. Vacancies of familial, social, and community extensions do not get you very far here. It's an imperfect universe.....:)

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Well put. Couldn't agree more.

Why would anybody make a 500 baht donation to a temple if they can't pay an electric bill that their livelihood is dependent upon?

Sounds pretty fucked up to me. But I'm a heathen.

miggins rants are so much more entertaining than smegs rants on the same subject.

looking forward to more.

^And he has a point

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Originally Posted by ChiangMai noon

miggins rants are so much more entertaining than smegs rants on the same subject.

looking forward to more.

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I agree

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Originally Posted by Texpat

Why would anybody make a 500 baht donation to a temple if they can't pay an electric bill that their livelihood is dependent upon?

Sounds pretty fucked up to me. But I'm a heathen.

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Interesting. Sometime back, during an unsual busy time for tamboons in our community {every conceivable type}, those good members of the community find themselves obliged to attend - even if they're not connected personally - and of course the 'donations' are in order. Our hard-working neighbor, whom found it necessary to attend most of these affairs {therefore coughing up more Baht that she couldn't afford to dispose of} was over talking to the Missus bitching about this Tamboon and that Tamboon, here and there a Tamboon. "I can afford to go". My logical reply was, ...."if you can't afford it - why do you attend?". It's not as if the community is going to castagate here for not being able to be a 'caring' community member, less a good Buddhist. The missus understands perfectly, but we are in a different tax bracket. Nonetheless, she will instinctively listen to the whinging neighbor and put on the airs of empathy. Priorities are in order here. Do I eat or give to the Wat..??

Key difference is that your neighbor doesn't have a magical wealth creator to fall back on.

These are upright, Mobile Cash Dispensers that come in an assortment of shapes and sizes and colors. They're almost exclusively available to women. They're organic.

A fortunate woman talks sweetly into the front side of the MCD, occasionally fiddles with a knob or tweaks a button, and viola! Wealth magically appears at the back end. Women fortunate enough to have one of these devices, can take liberties that others cannot.

Stupid is as stupid does...these people (family for want of a better word) have wasted more money in the past 10 years than you would believe!

They only believe what Thais tell them, they will not listen to advice, for example - they "constructed" a "house/shop" on a piece of land, that they had no chanote for, they built it spacing the supporting pillars 6 metres apart, even an arse here knows that the basic concrete they use cannot support more than about 4m. Would they listen? Would they fuck.
So, they pawned all their gold to construct this fucking behemoth of a building, and, before the roof was even on, it all began to crack.
6 months earlier, it had (by the Farang) been pointed out that the supports were too far apart....poo poo!
Later, after spending well over 100K a Thai tells them the same, now, for some strange reason they listen!
Then the Farang tells them it can be saved, using something like Acro Props and then put in additional supports...what do they do? They listen to the fuckwit Thai who tells them it needs to be demolished!
So now, for about 150K, they have a pile of rubble.
They even went and paid someone 7K to put the roof on, after they knew it was going to be torn down!
BUT....they spent a few hundred baht on the Saffron Robed VERMIN, in the HOPE, that the fuckers would make everything OK! Jesus...this is not normal thinking, it is irrational stupidity.
They honestly believe that whatever mess they are in the Temple will save them!

The casually forget about the time when the rest of the village went and kicked the whole lot of SAFFRON VERMIN out of the temple because they were fucking women and having drunken parties every night!! Boy that got buried!
Don't preach to me about morals, I have seen this shit in my face, they are nothing more than unemployable criminals in many cases, and the poor fuckers in the villages keep supporting them with the belief that these shits, are paving the way to a better life..give me a fucking break!

How do you know they are not praying for brains ?

Anf if you want more examples..I have them by the dozen! Take a look at the local TV, the local schools, the hospitals, the police, the army, the government, the country is a fucking mess, yet they constantly rant about how fucking smart they are...ask a Thai to point to a map and show you Germany, or any other country for that matter, they probably couldn't find Thailand for christ's sake!
But, they honestly believe they are the smartest fuckers in the world!
The kids here don't have a cat in hells chance, and that is exactly how the middle/upper class want it!

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Originally Posted by Nawty

How do you know they are not praying for brains ?

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Good question!
But it would require a thought process, a sort of rationale that they understood in the first place that they didn't have a brain, but from my side of the penny, they think that they have the greatest brains in the world...so, I think that that one is out!
Bsides, the only GOD in this country is MONEY.

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Originally Posted by Texpat

Why would anybody make a 500 baht donation to a temple if they can't pay an electric bill that their livelihood is dependent upon?

Sounds pretty fucked up to me. But I'm a heathen.

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Interesting. Sometime back, during an unsual busy time for tamboons in our community {every conceivable type}, those good members of the community find themselves obliged to attend - even if they're not connected personally - and of course the 'donations' are in order. Our hard-working neighbor, whom found it necessary to attend most of these affairs {therefore coughing up more Baht that she couldn't afford to dispose of} was over talking to the Missus bitching about this Tamboon and that Tamboon, here and there a Tamboon. "I can afford to go". My logical reply was, ...."if you can't afford it - why do you attend?". It's not as if the community is going to castagate here for not being able to be a 'caring' community member, less a good Buddhist. The missus understands perfectly, but we are in a different tax bracket. Nonetheless, she will instinctively listen to the whinging neighbor and put on the airs of empathy. Priorities are in order here. Do I eat or give to the Wat..??

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EXACTLY!!! but you are looking at it like me, from a rational point of view!
Here they see it completely different, they would sell their kids to make that Tambon just to SAVE FACE!! Quick sell Somchai, we need to pay the Orange Devils 500 Baht or we won't go to paradise...fucke the electric, fuck the water....appease the SPIRITS!!!

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Originally Posted by filch

I can't believe you're still married you tight arse twat. There's a difference between being a doormat and a helpful inlaw.

You're clearly neither.

And as for the Orange twats and vermin comments. Why the fuck are you still here?!

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Why? should I leave my family because I disagree with the "religion?"
Would you pack up and move because you disagreed with Roman Catholics? I think not!

And, it's not a rant its a fucking OBSERVATION, so put that in your fucking pipes and SMOKE IT!

Any chance of getting Terry, Blackgang ang Missy here in a round room togehter with a live video hookup ??

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Originally Posted by Missismiggins

Stupid is as stupid does...these people (family for want of a better word) have wasted more money in the past 10 years than you would believe!

They only believe what Thais tell them, they will not listen to advice, for example - they "constructed" a "house/shop" on a piece of land, that they had no chanote for, they built it spacing the supporting pillars 6 metres apart, even an arse here knows that the basic concrete they use cannot support more than about 4m. Would they listen? Would they fuck.
So, they pawned all their gold to construct this fucking behemoth of a building, and, before the roof was even on, it all began to crack.
6 months earlier, it had (by the Farang) been pointed out that the supports were too far apart....poo poo!
Later, after spending well over 100K a Thai tells them the same, now, for some strange reason they listen!
Then the Farang tells them it can be saved, using something like Acro Props and then put in additional supports...what do they do? They listen to the fuckwit Thai who tells them it needs to be demolished!
So now, for about 150K, they have a pile of rubble.
They even went and paid someone 7K to put the roof on, after they knew it was going to be torn down!
BUT....they spent a few hundred baht on the Saffron Robed VERMIN, in the HOPE, that the fuckers would make everything OK! Jesus...this is not normal thinking, it is irrational stupidity.
They honestly believe that whatever mess they are in the Temple will save them!

The casually forget about the time when the rest of the village went and kicked the whole lot of SAFFRON VERMIN out of the temple because they were fucking women and having drunken parties every night!! Boy that got buried!
Don't preach to me about morals, I have seen this shit in my face, they are nothing more than unemployable criminals in many cases, and the poor fuckers in the villages keep supporting them with the belief that these shits, are paving the way to a better life..give me a fucking break!

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I'm sorry I usually don't speak like this, but you really are a stupid fucktard. Take your wife, if you're able, and move back to the country you came from.

Either that, or learn to empathize, cultularize and be a nice person.

So far you're coming across as a complete ignorant, irespectful asshole.

Religion aside, beliefs aside, your common sense doesn't measure with the family you chose to marry into. You're a prick. I'm going to quote Homer Simpson "Edumacate yourself!"

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Originally Posted by Missismiggins

Anf if you want more examples..I have them by the dozen!

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I'm sure you do.

One thing I have learned about Thais over the years is that they all believe they are smarter than Farangs. Nothing you can do or say will change this attitude.

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Originally Posted by helge

^And he has a point

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Which is....??

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Originally Posted by Panda

One thing I have learned about Thais over the years is that they all believe they are smarter than Farangs. Nothing you can do or say will change this attitude.

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Indeed. Go along to get along:rolleyes:

Miggins needs to get a grip if he is going to survive

you won't stop them giving money to the priests unless you convert them to satan

so on a practical level you need to convince them to give less without them thinking they will lose face when doing so - part of the problem is probably as they have a white devil in the tribe they are expected to give more.

start blatantly adding christian paraphernalia to the outside of your house and then the lations can explain to all and sundry that you donate to some other parasites which is why their contributions to the bald mafia do not include the white monkey tax

it might work

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Originally Posted by Missismiggins

What is wrong with these fucking idiots? Can the school system really DESTROY human intelligence THIS FAR?

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You might as well expect your missus to stop being Thai as to stop practicing her religion in her way. The merit is in the giving, not the recieving, and so she gets merit whether they are the living reincarnation of bhudda or a reprobate (although, to be honest, I do think they get more merit from one than the other).

You will NOT change her (if you stay in that environment), you will definately not change her parents. The only outcome will be frustration - as you see now.

Me? I let them all get on with it as much as possible. Whats the point in getting so bent out of shape. You have made it clear that no hand outs are forth coming, and from what you wrote - you have not been asked for one - so whats your problem? its thier lives, let them fuck it up as they want.

I will ask, however, would it have killed you to get a plug and wire it on yourself? The judicious application of help, in small doses, and at appropriate times will be appreciated, and it might make them think you are a nice guy instead of, most likely, a jerk.

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Originally Posted by filch

So far you're coming across as a complete ignorant, irespectful asshole.

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But, it is funny. :)