Use a f**king ashtray neighbour!

So I'm sweeping up the dead leaves of my Wembly like lawn, when I notice numerous Krong Thip nub-ends discarded amongst the hedgerow next to the neighbours fence,

as an L&M smoker I put it down to the old man next door.

After I brought it to attention of the missus she went around and had a quiet word saying her husband thought it was unsightly and dirty, and could he refrain from flicking his fag-ends into our garden in the future.

He replied no problem and would flick them onto the street from now on.

How about putting them into his bin? Bit of daft idea, I know. TIT

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Just take some bit of comfort in that you are more intelligent, and better at nearly everything it's better to be better at, than him and his 60 million or so compatriots.

They are a simple people.

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The fact that he teases his dog with a stick and lets it bark for around 40mins every night at 3.30am every morning is a different story... :disappointed: :durh:

^^ KW en famile

^^ Don't invite my wife's friends round for an outdoor barbeque.

They gnaw the meat off chicken bones and then zip them over their shoulder without even looking where they land (on my impeccably coiffured lawn) then an hour later, my dog is choking on -- yep chicken bones.

They thought that was hilarious. Sometimes I ... well, you know.

I think you need to just chill.

If these little things get to you, the big ones'll kill you.

Just see it all as flowing water. :)

constantly flowing into your house.


What garbage/filth can you place strategically to ensure pissing him off...

Chewing gum on his doorstep so when he comes in he gets chewing gum all over the carpets maybe

Petty and disconnected.

Carpets? :rofl:

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Originally Posted by Chairman Mao

Just take some bit of comfort in that you are more intelligent, and better at nearly everything it's better to be better at, than him and his 60 million or so compatriots.

They are a simple people.

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What if you aren't more intelligent and better then them?.....than what do you do?:scratchchin:

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Originally Posted by Chairman Mao

constantly flowing into your house.


What garbage/filth can you place strategically to ensure pissing him off...

Chewing gum on his doorstep so when he comes in he gets chewing gum all over the carpets maybe

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Carpets? Where do you live?:rofl:

yeah, what was I thinking.

Just use thumbtacks.

Held in place with chewing gum so he has to touch that when pulling them out of his feet.


That would make me feel better.

lace the tacks with a really nasty Hep B virus.

A sack of caustic soda spread liberally around his garden may help him get the message :)

Wouldn't it be more viable to lace the tacks with a little 'HIV' or 'ebola', Tex? Do the job right.:rolleyes:

He replied 'NO BOBPHEM'.....and the Farang bought it:rofl::rofl::rofl:

Just connect some live wires from the house mains to that section of fence.

Educate through pain. Tis the best way... offences don't happen twice.

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What if you aren't more intelligent and better then them?.....than what do you do?

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Are you new to this forum?

Farangs are by definition more intelligent, civilised, knowledgeable, rational, ambitious etc. than Thais.

Oh, and of course more handsome, caring, responsible etc., which is why Thai women prefer farangs to Thais.

Not new, but clearly in the minority.

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Originally Posted by spiff

Farangs are by definition more intelligent, civilised, knowledgeable, rational, ambitious etc. than Thais. Oh, and of course more handsome, caring, responsible etc., which is why Thai women prefer farangs to Thais.

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is this smegs new nickname ??

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Originally Posted by Texpat

lace the tacks with a really nasty Hep B virus.

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Instead of just a nasty one?

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Originally Posted by Chairman Mao

yeah, what was I thinking.

Just use thumbtacks.

Held in place with chewing gum so he has to touch that when pulling them out of his feet.


That would make me feel better.

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An old favourite when we were kids was a pile of dog shit wrapped in a newspaper, put outside the door and set it on fire, he comes out, stamps all over it to put out the flames and hey presto, he smells like dog turd for the rest of the day...only don't get caught!

throw in some sewing needles too.

Or do what me and me mate did. Nick a sheep's heart out of biology class, or just buy one at the butcher, and stick it through his letter box.

Mind you, over here they'd prolly think 'Sweet! Free dinner'.

Why can't the OP just swallow the butt?

I don't see what the problem is. Won't kill ya, will it?

It's more than one butt, silly.

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Originally Posted by BalconiesR4drinkinon

The fact that he teases his dog with a stick and lets it bark for around 40mins every night at 3.30am every morning is a different story... :disappointed: :durh:

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Yesterday the old git must have provoked the dog one time too many.

The dog bit him back, blood everywhere, so the fool goes off to hospital, comes back today minus a finger.


Now the retard of a neighbour has already an arm missing, so you'd think he'd be more careful of his remaining limb.

The dog is no more, they've sent him away somewhere, so no more barking for now.

Will they get another dog? If so, will it bark at night? Will the neighbour learn to look after animals properly?

Can't help feeling a touch of schadenfreude for the whole episode. :)
Though probably no good news for the dogs future prospects.

Problem: dog barking in the middle of the night.

Cause: dog wants out of its enclosure.

Solution: open the gate for the dog.

End of problem.

Perspective check required.

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Perspective check required.

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Nah, doesn't work with Farang neighbors.

Why don't you just brush it up like a good citizen and put it in your god dam bin. I'm hoping you don't polute the air with bikes or cars or whatever. Isn't it just doing your bit for the community. Now you probably have a neighbour who is well aware that you are there. Strewth. :cmn:

Some of you guys take the biscuit. More intelligent did you say. Jesus.

Save your breath BTK, these types don't get it. Never will.