Hitler he only had one ball. - It's true I tell you

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20-11-2008, 12:40 AM
Troubled

Hitler he only had one ball. - It's true I tell you

Nazi leader Hitler really did have only one ball - Telegraph

Nazi leader Hitler really did have only one ball

Hitler really did have only one ball, according to claims by a German army medic who saved the Führer's life during the First World War.

By Alastair Jamieson
Last Updated: 9:35AM GMT 19 Nov 2008

https://teakdoor.com/images/smilies1/You_Rock_Emoticon.gif Although it was known Hitler suffered a groin injury in the Somme, evidence that he was 'monorchic' - the medical word for the condition - has evaded historians Photo: PA

The Nazi leader lost a testicle during the Battle of the Somme in 1916, the doctor claimed.
The medical condition, for which there has never been conclusive proof, was mocked in the Second World War ditty which begins: "Hitler has only got one ball, the other is in the Albert Hall."
The revelation is made in a document noting a conversation in the 1960s between German war doctor Johan Jambor and his priest, Franciszek Pawlar, according to The Sun. The priest's document has come to light 23 years after Jambor's death.
Although it was known Hitler suffered a groin injury in the Somme, evidence that he was 'monorchic' - the medical word for the condition - has evaded historians.
Blassius Hanczuch, a friend of Jambor, said the doctor later blamed himself for saving Hitler's life. He said: "In 1916 they had their hardest fight in the Battle of the Somme. For several hours, Johan and his friends picked up injured soldiers. He remembers Hitler. They called him the 'Screamer'. He was very noisy. Hitler was screaming 'help, help'.
"His abdomen and legs were all in blood. Hitler was injured in the abdomen and lost one testicle. His first question to the doctor was: 'Will I be able to have children?'."
The popular song emerged in 1939 and is thought to have been written by a publicist for the British Council which was tasked with helping build propaganda that would damage the Nazis.
The commonly-recalled version is an adaption of the original, which ran: "Göring has only got one ball, Hitler's [are] so very small, Himmler's so very similar, And Goebbels has no balls at all."
20-11-2008, 01:42 AM
Issan Man

Sound's like a Cock and Ball story to me:UK:
20-11-2008, 02:06 AM
pickel

Reminds me of John Kruk, the former Philadelphia Phillies baseball player. He developed testicular cancer and had a testicle removed. The Phillies management didn't want him to play unless he was 100% healthy, so he showed up at training camp with a t-shirt that read: "If you won't let me play, I'm taking my ball and going home". :)

I wish Hitler didn't play and took his ball and went home.:(
20-11-2008, 10:24 AM
Thetyim

I remember reading the same Hitler story many years ago
20-11-2008, 10:29 AM
watterinja

Well, then... he must have had a rather large ball... to do what he did... :(
20-11-2008, 12:08 PM
blackgang

From what I heard happened in the bunker at the end when people were killing themselves, even Eva killed herself and Adolph didn't have the balls for it and someone had to shoot him in the head.

Sorry prick.:(
20-11-2008, 12:39 PM
Thetyim

If you want to know the truth you will have to ask the Mitford Sisters
20-11-2008, 01:01 PM
Redneck

Himmler was very similar.
20-11-2008, 01:05 PM
Jet Gorgon

Any kids comfirmed? Outside of the boys from Brazil like.
20-11-2008, 01:07 PM
Thetyim

^
There is evidence that Unity Mitford had a daughter from Hitler.
The child was born and raised in the Cotswolds but the evidence is not conclusive

When war was declared Unity tried to commit suicide and failed but suffered brain damage.
She was sent to a maternity home for treatment
20-11-2008, 01:10 PM
Jet Gorgon

^ Let's research. Could be fun. You sure Stroller ain't related?
20-11-2008, 01:12 PM
watterinja

.....
20-11-2008, 01:14 PM
Thetyim

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jet Gorgon

Let's research.

I tried before.
The Mitford sisters were well connected and able to use influence to cover it up.
Look who they married
1) Oswald Mosley
2)nephew Winston Churchill
3)nephew Harold Macmillan
20-11-2008, 02:01 PM
blackgang

But so what if he only had one nut, it still possible to knock a broad up, hell 1 nut can make squiggly pollywogs as good as 2.
1 nut damn sure don't make you sterile.
20-11-2008, 02:28 PM
Rural Surin

Saam Kaapoke

Interesting. I've got three testicles. Really. No, the alternate is not a cyst nor any sort of benign or malignant growth. It's medically classified as a testicle. Though, the odd ball {no pun} as been checked on by a number of doctors and specialists throughout my life, they all conclude the same - 3 balls. Truth.;)
20-11-2008, 02:44 PM
AntRobertson

^Crickey, I admire your testicular fortitude in admitting that here, on the forum, RS (boom tish!). You freak of nature you! :p
20-11-2008, 02:53 PM
Rural Surin

Quote:

Originally Posted by AntRobertson

^Crickey, I admire your testicular fortitude in admitting that here, on the forum, RS (boom tish!). You freak of nature you! :p

;););)
20-11-2008, 02:56 PM
Thetyim

Host : I have with me Mr Rural Surin who... (pause) Mr. Rural Surin, I understand that you - um - as it were... (pause) Well let me put it another way. Erm, I believe that whereas most people have - er - two... Two.

Rural Surin: Oh, sure.

Host: Ah well, er, Mr Rural Surin. Erm, is that chair comfortable?

Rural Surin: Fine, yeah, fine.

Host:Mr Rural Surin, er, vis a vis your... (pause) groin.

Rural Surin: I beg your pardon?

Host:Your groin.

Frampton: What?

Host:Er, your crutch. (Whispers)crown jewels. Sit-upons.

Rural Surin: What's that?

Host: (whispers) Your bullocks.

Rural Surin: Oh, me balls!

Host: (hurriedly) Sshhh! Well now, I understand that you, Mr Rural Surin, have a... (pause) 50% bonus in the region of what you say.

Rural Surin: I got three balls.

Host:Yes, yes, excellent, excellent. Well we were wondering, Mr Rural Surin, if you could see your way clear to giving us a quick... (pause) a quick visual... (long pause). Mr Rural Surin, would you take your trousers down.

Rural Surin: What? (to cameramen) 'Ere, get that away! I'm not taking me trousers down on television. What do you think I am?

Host:Please take them down.

Rural Surin: No!

Host:No, er look, er Mr Rural Surin. It's quite easy for somebody just to come along here claiming... that they have a bit to spare in the bollocks department. The point is, our viewers need proof.
20-11-2008, 05:00 PM
EmperorTud

I knew a guy at school that had four testicles. He claimed he could damn near fill a coffee cup full of spunk.
20-11-2008, 05:01 PM
Norton

Quote:

Originally Posted by Thetyim

Host:No, er look, er Mr Rural Surin. It's quite easy for somebody just to come along here claiming... that they have a bit to spare in the bollocks department. The point is, our viewers need proof.

You are the evil one TT!:)

Nawty
https://teakdoor.com/../avatars/nawty.gif
Offence; Posting pictures of his penis
Punishment; 3 days
21-11-2008, 12:00 AM
Rural Surin

I'm a little more modest than that - displaying my wares amongst the masses. You'll just have to take my word. :)
21-11-2008, 08:27 AM
Jet Gorgon

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rural Surin

Interesting. I've got three testicles.

So, do you produce triplets? :)
21-11-2008, 09:00 AM
Thetyim

Quote:

Originally Posted by EmperorTud

I knew a guy at school that had four testicles.

That's a load of Bollocks
21-11-2008, 09:08 AM
kingwilly

Quote:

Host:No, er look, er Mr Rural Surin. It's quite easy for somebody just to come along here claiming... that they have a bit to spare in the bollocks department. The point is, our viewers need proof.

needs repeating....

Quote:

Originally Posted by EmperorTud

I knew a guy at school that had four testicles. He claimed he could damn near fill a coffee cup full of spunk.

you cannot help but try and go one better for any story.........

BTW - semen is not made in the testicles, its made in the seminal vesicle which is further up the body, testicles are where the spermatoza are make.

so extra testicles aint gonna make extra semen regardless.
21-11-2008, 09:14 AM
Thetyim

Polyorchidism is the incidence of more than two testes. It is a very rare congenital disorder, with under 100 cases reported in medical literature. The most common form is triorchidism, or tritestes, where three testes are present. The condition is usually asymptomatic, but can increase the risk of testicular cancer. A man who has polyorchidism is known as a polyorchid.

Polyorchidism alone does not increase testosterone production.
21-11-2008, 11:34 AM
Rural Surin

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jet Gorgon

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rural Surin

Interesting. I've got three testicles.

So, do you produce triplets? :)

Ironically Jet, Of my six duaghters {3 mothers}, I have two sets of twins - one paternal the other maternal.
21-11-2008, 12:04 PM
Marmite the Dog

Quote:

Originally Posted by EmperorTud

I knew a guy at school that had four testicles. He claimed he could damn near fill a coffee cup full of spunk.

A Turkish coffee cup maybe, seeing as the average ejaculation is around 10ml for someone with two testicles.
21-11-2008, 12:38 PM
Thetyim

^
Nope
4 ml
21-11-2008, 12:41 PM
Norton

Could be wrong but thought the size of the prostate would be the significant factor in determining the sum of the cum.
21-11-2008, 01:40 PM
Whiteshiva

I am a bit shy to admit it, but I actually have more than twice the average number of testicles. :)

Don't believe it - wanna bet?:)
21-11-2008, 02:03 PM
jim1176

Quote:

Originally Posted by Troubled

Hitler he only had one ball. - It's true I tell you

Did you actually see that solo testi, bet it was huge