On a Motorsai, how do you defend yourself/get revenge?

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09-10-2008, 09:45 PM
frank barber

On a Motorsai, how do you defend yourself/get revenge?

I expect some of you rotters will complain that this should be in the Motorcycling Section but I’ve read some of that and it seems a bit macho, somewhat technical and often just too anal for me.
My shiny new motorsai is the first I have ridden in my life, it’s essential as Teelak uses our car for work and I am otherwise stranded at home all day.
The morning foray into town for the newspaper and a mooch round the farang bars for a chat with the other old gits, is often marred by the lack of consideration of many road users, especially the twats in the big 4WD trucks who regularly cut me up.
I am loath to kick the offending vehicle (flip flops = damaged foot) and a big stick with a metal point seems a bit drastic, also the blacked out windows most of them have could conceal any amount of unsavoury characters........
My best idea so far is to fit a paintball gun to the grocery basket thingy on the frront of the Motorsai and splat the bastards, giving me maximum satisfaction and minimal chance of being severely duffed up.

:nerner:
09-10-2008, 10:02 PM
jandajoy

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Originally Posted by frank barber

My best idea so far is to fit a paintball gun to the grocery basket thingy on the frront of the Motorsai and splat the bastards, giving me maximum satisfaction and minimal chance of being severely duffed up.

Brilliant idea, go for it, and get lots of photos.
Where did you say you lived?
09-10-2008, 10:05 PM
Loy Toy

Buriram JJ and if his avatar information is correct.
09-10-2008, 10:12 PM
jandajoy

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Originally Posted by Loy Toy

Buriram JJ

Excellent, go for it mate, don't forget the photos. :)
09-10-2008, 11:16 PM
Spin

Its a total waste of time getting angry and especially seeking revenge. If someone cuts me up i just call them a cnut under my breath and wait for the next one.
10-10-2008, 04:57 AM
nedwalk

unless you have the horsepower/skill to get out of any situation don,t even think about pay back on 2 wheels..you,ll lose
10-10-2008, 07:14 AM
keda

Eggs, eggs can do wonders for a car windscreen, esp since the first reaction from the driver is to flick the wipers...;)
10-10-2008, 07:54 AM
pai nai ma

In extreme situatuions, spit on the car or in their general direction.

They will look at you in absolute horror.

Or give half the peace sign as a lesser alternative.
10-10-2008, 08:02 AM
Fstop

I've found that a raised hand with a middle finger extension does the trick quite nicely.
10-10-2008, 08:21 AM
Loy Toy

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Originally Posted by frank barber

#1 (permalink) frank barber Hua Hin Last Online: Yesterday 11:10 PM Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Buriram Posts: 15 On a Motorsai, how do you defend yourself/get revenge?

If you can't afford a car (buy or rent) walk.

The most dangerous occupation in Thailand, and that is to get on one of those small pissy little motorsai's when everyone around you don't drive with common sense and care.

A big fcuk off powerful bike is better and can mostly get you out of difficult and tight situations. As loud as fcuk is also good and something like a Harley or a Kwaka 900 belting along scares the life out of most Thais.
10-10-2008, 08:30 AM
pai nai ma

Though quite dangerous, motorcycling is one of the joys of Thailand.

Never assume. Think for everyone. Take no shit.
10-10-2008, 10:10 AM
Norton

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Originally Posted by frank barber

(flip flops = damaged foot)

At some point you will be going down be it from a cnut driving a pick up, a stray cow or another motorsi driver. If you value your toes, suggest you change to shoes!
10-10-2008, 10:13 AM
good2bhappy

Do it Thai style with a gun
10-10-2008, 10:15 AM
Travelmate

buy a big fok off 4wd. simple solution.
10-10-2008, 11:58 AM
SiamLover

You shouldn't mess with Thais like that or you can very well find yourself experiencing what its like to be trampled by four wheels, along with your nice shiny motorsai.
10-10-2008, 12:22 PM
Jesus Jones

I just salute.
10-10-2008, 12:32 PM
pickel

People that partake in road rage tend to regret it as they lay in a hospital bed. :confused:
10-10-2008, 12:48 PM
melvbot

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Originally Posted by Loy Toy

If you can't afford a car (buy or rent) walk.

How far up your own arse can you get?
Not everyone who lives here either has the need or funds for a car.
10-10-2008, 02:51 PM
frank barber

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Originally Posted by jandajoy

Brilliant idea, go for it, and get lots of photos.
Where did you say you lived?

Not sure about photos - I need to ride with both hands.....

I live in Buriram
10-10-2008, 02:59 PM
kingwilly

the opposite side to that coin is I drive a car and I get absolutely nuts, white line fever about the behaviour of the motorcyles.... I start by refusing to move out of the way when they are driving on the wrong side of the road and then I begin swerving at the pricks to teach them a lesson. (and have to totally restrain myself from physically running them over)
10-10-2008, 03:03 PM
frank barber

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Originally Posted by Spin

Its a total waste of time getting angry and especially seeking revenge. If someone cuts me up i just call them a cnut under my breath and wait for the next one.

The old Jai Yen Yen thing? Teelak says this often but she has the bloody car !
10-10-2008, 03:06 PM
frank barber

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Originally Posted by nedwalk

unless you have the horsepower/skill to get out of any situation don,t even think about pay back on 2 wheels..you,ll lose

Now this makes me nervous - I have neither
10-10-2008, 03:09 PM
frank barber

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Originally Posted by keda

Eggs, eggs can do wonders for a car windscreen, esp since the first reaction from the driver is to flick the wipers...;)

Nice thinking but I really need both hands to control the bloody motorsai
10-10-2008, 03:22 PM
kingwilly

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Originally Posted by frank barber

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Originally Posted by keda

Eggs, eggs can do wonders for a car windscreen, esp since the first reaction from the driver is to flick the wipers...;)

Nice thinking but I really need both hands to control the bloody motorsai

so how do you sms your friends then? :confused:
10-10-2008, 04:53 PM
somtamslap

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Originally Posted by frank barber

get revenge?

C'est facile. Small concealable water pistol filled with break fluid. A couple of squirts should see the paint work of Mr. Inconsiderate's brand new Fortuna peel like a banana.

Have fun, but don't come crying to me to remove the bullets from ye buttocks. (if u get caught..mwhwahaaa)
10-10-2008, 05:40 PM
kingwilly

https://teakdoor.com/../images/td_def...tation_neg.gif On a Motorsai, how do... 10-10-2008 04:57 PM nedwalk so your the barstard

only the mental indo's mate. I'd never run you down.