I simply cannot get to sleep! Worst part of it is I have to be up in, oh, 4hrs 40min to catch flight to BKK. What a crap day this is going to be. :(
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I simply cannot get to sleep! Worst part of it is I have to be up in, oh, 4hrs 40min to catch flight to BKK. What a crap day this is going to be. :(
Booze, thats the answer, get pissed out of your head during lunch time like most other whores/lawyers, go back to work and just pass out at your desk.
Thank you, as always, for that nugget of wisdom DD.
Blame it on someone else.
You're well versed at that.
Ahh Tex! Excellent, keep posting... That'll definately put me to sleep
i recommend 25 sleeping tablets, that should get you off and sweet dreams.
Sweet, first Tweddle-dum and now Tweddle-dumber! Whole gang's here, party!
Bottle of vodka and some weed killer may help :)
I'm beginning to have doubts about the scientific validity of your claims that self-medication's the answer. New evidence has come to light:Quote:
Originally Posted by dirtydog
Tex has apparently been drinking heavily and he's still awake. Sort of.
12-gauge shotgun to the forehead always seems to do the trick.
Blind drunk I make more sense than you do on your best day.
(I'm not)
Huh really, you don't say...Quote:
Blind drunk I make more sense than you do on your best day
I bet you're also bigger and tougher than me too. Actually, I bet your dad could beat my dad up.Quote:
12-gauge shotgun to the forehead always seems to do the trick.
sweet dreams Ant
Oh the irony -- the sarcasm -- you're killing me....
It it really true you're you're 12? How did those twins come into it?
I hope you're a solid brother to them. (word)
SWEET BABY JESUS!
hey tex,
i would like to bet with you, that the irrit-ant, sends me more red blobs than he
sends you, but it's heartwarming to know that we are filling his life with a reason
to get out of bed in the morning, (even if he does not sleep well).
Is it just all a remarkable coincidence that - with a few notable exceptions - all our US chums on here are: middle-aged, prone to childish tantrums, inclined to the right in their political views; substitute ad hominem for reasoned debate; and generally behave like a bunch of immature children?
I'm starting to see a pattern...
no ant, i think the pattern here is that u are seeing maybe just a few of the people that you initiated attacks on, who like to engage your ego with a similarQuote:
Originally Posted by AntRobertson
lite hearted repartee.
now go and take 25 sleeping tablets and get to bed coz your up early don.t forget.
Welcome to the TD graveyard shift. :)
This is when all the fun stuff happens :bunny3: and get's deleted in the morning :(
^Deleted? What for? It's only people wishing that Ant was dead :)
You seem to have misunderstood, that was a rhetorical question. I don't actually care what you've got to say on the matter. :)Quote:
Originally Posted by dobella
You could always think about sheep.
I'm trying to get to sleep, not get all excited! :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Gerbil
have a wank!
:rofl:Quote:
Originally Posted by jizzybloke
That's probably the most practical advice on this thread yet!
SWEET BABY JESUS stop believing anyone here gives a fuck about you.
^Well you do apparently.
i was let off lightly today, only the 3 reds from the ego.
oh, of course, he has to fly off somewhere tomorrow..
do keep us posted on your next move please irrit - ant.
^Bangkok, he said in an earlier post!
Look all this nastiness directed towards ant is not warranted, it would be a sad loss to us all if he drank 2 liters of vodka, and 2 liters of weedkiller, and then started amputating his fingers and toes one by one with a rusty hacksaw, and then cut off his feet, and then cut off his legs from the knees down, and then crushed his knackers into pulp using a vice, and then chopped off his left arm in bits and pieces, you know you would feel bad about it if he did do that.
hey ant go wake the missus up and have your way with her!, at least the arguement you get from her will be a little more valid
Forum hangover. :rolleyes:Quote:
Originally Posted by AntRobertson
[quote=Texpat;713859]Oh the irony -- the sarcasm -- you're killing me....
It it really true you're you're 12? How did those twins come into it?
I hope you're a solid brother to them. (word)
SWEET BABY JESUS![/quote]
Quote:
Originally Posted by Texpat
F*cking hell Tex hungry in the mornings??
About time you gave up on the baby eating let alone our lord saviour Jesus Christ!!:)
Me neither, last time i slept properly was up until lunchtime Tuesday. I worked late Tuesday night until 4am and then watched telly for a couple of hours and then at 6am rode a 350 km round-trip visa run to Nong Khai. Got back here at midday on Wednesday. Tried to go sleep but coudlnt and worked again last night till 3am and now its 6am thursday morning. Still awake, it aint normal:(Quote:
Originally Posted by AntRobertson
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Originally Posted by Gerbil
yeah, its been awhile since I've had that problem, I find too much alcohol before bed, is the problem, beer and mixed drinks cause me to wake up after about 3-4 hours, and that is then it!
Can't sleep?
Turn your pillow over to the cool side.
It always works for me and I have no idea why.
Wait until you hit 45. You will never have uninterupted sleep again. You will always have to get up for a piss sometime during the night.Quote:
Originally Posted by kingwilly
It's a drag getting old.
that was years ago, Sirr.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir Burr
^ Learn to insert a catheter at night time yourself.
Sounds normal to meQuote:
Originally Posted by Spin
^ and me.
But would he cry whilst doing so?Quote:
Originally Posted by dirtydog