AirAsia, Tips and tricks

Ok I really shouldn't shouldn't share this shite with you but I will...

OK, you want leg room? row 1 is great for leg room but if the plane aint busy they tell you to fok off to the back, something to do with takeoff.

Row 13 is the emergency exits for when you crash land and the window seats have loads of leg room, although that is where the wings are and they are full of fuel so you will probably die in the explosion, well that's if it catches on fire while you are in the air, also they don't recommend opening the hatches if the wing you are on is on fire.

Now row 19 is another leg strecthing area on the old airasia flights, so guys, you now know where to get the best seats :)

I always get those front seats

you can chat with the stewardess there too

CMN could look up her skirt, which is fine

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Originally Posted by Andy

CMN could look up her skirt, which is fine

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I'm sure it is fine, but whatever are you on about now Andy??

I just remember that on takeoff and landing, the girl sits in the seat facing the front row, and their skirts are quite short

and you said you were a voyeur

thats what I was on about!!

The front seats are great except they wont let you sit there if you have kids.

Ahhh yes, they did have a couple of real cutie stewardesses, I have to admit I was quite tempted :) anyway can anyone guess which Island this is? it's between BKK and Penang.

And here is a picture my airplane, well not actually mine but it's the one I got on :) The return flight cost a measely 3,500baht, the only bad bit about the flight is the menu, they give you a list of about 20 things, but in reality all they have is tuna sanwhiches and cup noodles, both flights I asked for the cheese and ham and chicken sandwich, both times they had just run out, likely story.....

https://teakdoor.com/Gallery/albums/u...4/asia_air.JPG

It looks like some cloud in that video, where is the island?

I would guess Koh Phangan

Another good idea is to check your boarding pass, on the monitors it said airasia would be boarded at gate 13, on the ticket it said gate 14, as I hadn't bothered checking my ticket I was sitting in the smoking room watching the queue at gate 13, 7 minutes to go and there were still 100 ppl waiting, I then decided to check my ticket, hmmm, I was the last on the plane and there was nobody at the gate to take tickets, it was quite embarrassing when over the airplane tannoy it was asked if dirtydog could make himself known to the cabin staff, anyway the nice young lady came and took my boarding pass :)

Also when you land at bkk you end up at terminal 2, what they dont tell you is that you have to go thru immigration at terminal one, so there you are after waiting for 30 minutes and at the front of the queue when they give you this nice bit of info, I explained that I didn't have any luggage etc, but alas we had to walk to poxy terminal one and join the poxy queues there, by this time I was pretty pissed off so I went thru the Thai nationals stand.

Anyway here is a nice video of where to hang out at Penang airport, yep at terminal 13, they got the smoking room and a place that sells beer at 10 Ringit :)

Penang a better place to hang out than KL? Never been to either...

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Originally Posted by dirtydog

both flights I asked for the cheese and ham and chicken sandwich, both times they had just run out

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Me too!

^is that you Marmite in your avatar?

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Originally Posted by colourful-era

^is that you Marmite in your avatar?

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Well, this ain't TV, so its not my BF.

Too damn cute to be marmers.

Cute is not a word I would associate with marmite :)

Anyway here is a nice video of airasia safely landing in Bangkok :)

Who are the kids in AO's avatar? I'll assume that they aren't his, as surely even he isnt odd enough to do that.

AO has been 'doing it' for decades.

Marmers how old are you in that pic? It's a classic.

Damn it is the boy!! Wont tell Marmers what Kayleigh said though.

Smeg I have been very cool and stayed out of your way. Those are the loves of my life. Lets leave it at that. I am glad you think they are cute.

Thank you.

Check out the other kids. MeMock has a cutey right above mine.

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Originally Posted by MeMock

Marmers how old are you in that pic? It's a classic.

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4 or 5 - I think it was first school pic (must've been 5 then as I started school at 4)

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Originally Posted by aging one

Wont tell Marmers what Kayleigh said though.

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I seriously advise you to tell me, of Kayleigh will get tickled to death when I'm over next. That's an official warning!!

(Did she say I was cute?? :) )

Anyway here are some nice pictures taken from the old airplane of Penang coastline.

https://teakdoor.com/Gallery/albums/u...resize%7E7.JPG


https://teakdoor.com/Gallery/albums/u...resize%7E5.JPG


https://teakdoor.com/Gallery/albums/u...resize%7E6.JPG

She was a bit confused as to your gender.

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Originally Posted by aging one

She was a bit confused as to your gender.

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Right! She's dead meat! :rocketwhore:

Here we have the take off video as we leave Penang.

So, does it beat Pattaya for girlies?!

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Originally Posted by Smeg

So, does it beat Pattaya for girlies?!

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dont be so ridiculous, the sex in penang thread will be an extremely short one.....

Just like your....oh doesn't matter :)

Marmite when you get to my house we will see who is dead meat!!!!

Waterguns at 20 paces. :saythat: Kayleigh

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Originally Posted by aging one

Marmite when you get to my house we will see who is dead meat!!!!

Waterguns at 20 paces. :saythat: Kayleigh

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:talktohan

You'd better have scuba diving gear young lady - 'cos you is goin' down!

:nana:

We have snorkles and masks, what do you have?^^^^

:talktohan

Errr...

A plastic bag. :sad2:

We'd like you come on over anyway, we shall give you a water gun, a hose, or a bucket. Its up to you!!

:rock_dj:

OK - the 29th. BTW, Songkran is over by then, so the waterguns should be stashed away somewhere until next year.

Marmers they dont seem to think so. Bring a change of clothes.

:AR15firing:

Do you think I'll be able to throw them both into the klong from your sala?

They keep fighting with each other and I will help you!!!

Nice video of the coast of Penang.

Flying over Penang a bit.