The ideas for threads thread.

I often have these shwanky ideas for shwanky threads and I'm either not sure of their veracity or I'm too drunk to remember them the next day.

I swear that 30 minutes ago, just before my evensong walk up to the park , I had a boner of an idea and can't for the life of me remember what it was in spite of going through the alphabet for beginning letters. it's odd how few words start with 'B' you know.

Anyway, if you have an idea for a thread that you don't fancy posting in the here and now or even fancy testing the waters, this is where you might do it, here.

I was thinking something along the lines of" naked celebrities..with a twist"

Beer.
Bed.
Breakfast.
Balls.
Breasts.
Bum.
Bottom.
Bourbon.
Brandy.
Benedictine.
Boobies.
Bouncy.
Bollocks.
Biggun'.
Bad.


That's enough!

"Smeg killed child at the zoo" what about that?

An ass bandit after Mrs. Q's and S/keeper's ass? Sounds good?

Name Macha's secret niks that he using to cause havoc with rep points:)

Check the otter thread NickA mate. :)

Might be time to remove Macha's rep points posting rights.

It's making the forum a little bit silly at the mo!

Funny things you have found in your belly button.

The worst thing you have ever laughed at (think retarded children getting hurt)

The worst thing you have wanked to (see above)

My favourite Tea mugs (this one might happen soon)

Most disgusting things you've eaten (MrsQ is disqualified)

How many times have you caught your dick in your zip?

When? Where? How? did you first get pissed?

Best, worst and most fucked up acid experiences.

Fook me, why don't I start more threads, Harry would be proud of tha bunch!

^ yes, that's what I was getting at.

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How many times have you caught your dick in your zip?

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that's the sort of thingy.

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Might be time to remove Macha's rep points posting rights.

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You mean it sir Poolie? :(

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Originally Posted by Macha

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Might be time to remove Macha's rep points posting rights.

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You mean it sir Poolie? :(

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Being mates as we are, I know you'll understand that it would only be in the better interests of TeakDoor and nothing personal! :)

fancy a game of golf sometime old chum?

Fights with inanimate objects - like when you're in a bad mood and you bump into a table and then start kicking the shit out of it for no reason.

Farang - Thai telephone conversations

Books you never finished

errr.....

Cheese....

Stanley Kubrick - how did he make all them films and finish that puzzle thingy as well?

ermmm.......

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Books you never finished

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I'm liking that one a lot...

Top ten nicest Germans (with help we might get 6 or 7)

Tea bags - square, round or pyramid - the controvers continues.....

Favourite way to eat weetabix - I'm liking them squished with milk and then left in the fridge for several hours

Beens make you fart - fact or fiction!

Favourite Indian curry

I hope somebody is taking notes...I'm on fookin fire!!!!!!

Why the fook does that welsh person (I refuse to name him) have five dots? It's a fookin joke - when did you get that new dot you **** - you're the fooker with all the niks you cheatin arsehole, not Macha!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Your mum or your dad. Who would you kill if it was between the two?

Your mum or your dad. Who would you let blow you if you had to choose between the two.

Would you kill a random person in the street if you knew you would get away with it?

Mad Dog is clearly the unfortunate result of Cornish in-breeding.....

Talking to yourself when you think no one is listening.
Trying to fart quietly.....(woman ony)?
kicking the cat ,...then feeling really quilty...
Getting really pissed, and pretending not to be
Dropping something youve cooked on the floor..then picking it up and putting it on someone elses plate

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Originally Posted by poolcleaner

Beer.
Bed.
Breakfast.
Balls.
Breasts.
Bum.
Bottom.
Bourbon.
Brandy.
Benedictine.
Boobies.
Bouncy.
Bollocks.
Biggun'.
Bad.


That's enough!

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fuck bro - u da man!

dont 4get booyuckacha!

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Originally Posted by NickA

Farang - Thai telephone conversations

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fuckn killa that 'un!

jsut the other day i had a company ring me for money ! WTF - they owe ME the money and i proceeded to tell them so

she interupted in very slow loud english

3,500 baht

i interupted back Bitch - you owe me the monay !

she replies i not talkign to you ! WTF

I says fuck off then and hang up!

( go figure she rings me - then tells me shes not talking to me! )

My average telephone conversation....

Me: Hello
Thai: Hello
Me: Hello
Thai: Hello
Me: Hello

At that point they either launch into some Thai I don't understand or put the phone down. I never back down on my Hello, until they say something other than Hello.....later I can pretend I couldn't hear them or something like that if it was someone important.

It's nothing against Thais actually, I just hate phones, I try not to answer, but if they keep on ringing I have to in the end - I know it'll be for the missus as I have no friends....

Did you ever hear about the kid that was so scared of phones he died of a heart attack when he was left in the house on his own and it rang - I'm a bit like that, the fucking noise of a ringing phone drives me mad...

I see a wealth of brilliant threads here but sadly.....no action on the outside.

Yes, I would kill a random.....No Wait!! ........what am I thinking?

Soi dogs
Uni students
Backpackers
Security guards
Sex tourists

I gotta broaden my horizons on thread ideas

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Originally Posted by DJ Pat

Soi dogs
Uni students
Backpackers

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NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Who has got the biggest porn collection?

The Simpsons character you are most like

Best German films

Nasal hair pulling - pain or pleasure?

Testicular cancer - when was the last time you fondled your bollox to check for lumps?

Builders - are they all ****s?

Is Grange Hill still on the telly?

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Originally Posted by DJ Pat

Soi dogs
Uni students
Backpackers
Security guards
Sex tourists

I gotta broaden my horizons on thread ideas

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I thought DJ Pat was following on from your previous post Poolie

...... categories of people I want to kill.

Answer my "Thai girl excuse" with another

"Would you employ a maid purely to try and get into her pants?"

"Can you see into your neighbour's bedroom?"



I'm going to keep this thread close by so when things get quiet I can do a Mrs.Q '20 threads in 20 minutes!'

Would you bang a maid just to get someone to clean your house?

Can your neighbour see into your bedroom?

Skinny dipping experiences

Caught by the fuzz

Cheapest alcoholic drinks from around the world

Best chippy

Best kebab shop

How to best kill your girlfriend and get away with it.....twice.

Smegs thread that one

How old are luk kreungs from the Vietnam war? (no, nobody would be f'ing silly enough to do a thread about that, would they????)

Now who would ask that question?

Did you get any answers yet?

I thought about replying, but then tought, why the fook, let the lazy fooker find out for himself, which I thought was very kind, compassionate and community spirited of me!