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Life in the UK Test - Free Online Practice Questions - Test 4 - www.hiren.info
To gain ILR in the UK you must pass this test.
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This maybe of interst to you :
Life in the UK Test - Free Online Practice Questions - Test 4 - www.hiren.info
To gain ILR in the UK you must pass this test.
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Or send your mate in wearing a burka.
Give it a whirl i cant pass it.
You must be fucking joking. I have never seen such a crap arsed wanky test as that in my life and I seen hundreds of wany crap arsed tests.
Is that a trick question?Quote:
The Monarch is not important and popular among most people in Britain
True
False
I got 8 wrong answers :( Probably won't let me back now :)
I F*ckin failed it !!!:rofl:Quote:
Originally Posted by AZZZEY68
But on the other hand the person who wrote the questions probably did as well when they did the literacy section !
Read the wording for question 10 WTF!!
Enjoy you have to study 55 pages x 24 questions takes about 3 months and sit your test .
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Originally Posted by NickA
I got that one wrong as well, seems that the queen is now popular in the UK, she wasn't when I left thats for sure.Quote:
Originally Posted by NickA
Damn! Failed as well.
who wrote them questions i have a feeling they werent by a native brit
What are the two characteristics of civil servants?
Friendliness and efficiency
Long holidays and quick service
Political neutrality and professionalism
Political correctness and slow but careful service
just an ace question
75%, said i was welsh :(
on the next page we get this
Where can you get advice about contraception and sexual health?
From your local News-agent
From your Family Planning Association (FPA)
From the mayor
what it has to do with getting avisa and want to live there i have no idea
American guy i would think, my wife used it and passed.
what damn liberty! or waste of time?
Is it just me or is this question terribly worded?
Many part of Britain is not the same, national newspapers, different languages, radio, and television, and shops with branches throughout the United Kingdom mean that everybody, does not share a similar culture
Glad I failed. :D
It would be embarrassing to pass such a shit test.
Just another way to spend the tax payers money.
Perhaps test answers weren't the only thing the Yank was slipping your wife. ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by AZZZEY68
I failed 66% woohoo never going back again!!
indeed.Quote:
Originally Posted by benbaaa
Whole story's bullshit.
The truth about 'high level' language tests for migrants - which include words like 'shop', 'big house' and 'very rich' | the Daily Mail=Quote:
But the Government's big idea is not quite what it first appeared.
Papers released alongside the announcement said the required English skills would be similar to "A1 of the Council of Europe scale".
The Daily Mail has tracked down the Council's A1 document and its requirements are basic, to say the least.
A1 is neither tip-top, or the highest standard - it is the lowest, and by far.
The new arrivals will be expected to show nothing more than "a very basic range of simple expressions about personal details and needs of a concrete type".
They might be expected to explain where they live and show they know enough language for basic survival. This would include such rudimentary phrases as "where are the shops?", "how much is that?" and "my name is..."
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Originally Posted by AZZZEY68
My wife studied the book for 2 weeks and passed. They dont tell you how well you have done if you pass, which is a pity
Agreed. Some of the questions do not have the right answer. Others are badly worded and look like they have been written by a comitee. I failed miserably but I still maintain that civil servants are over paid and can look forward to a very high pension, at the expense of everyone else.Quote:
Originally Posted by NickA
Agree Loomy.Quote:
Originally Posted by Loombucket
The English is dreadful in a number of cases (so obviously fluency in English is not a requirement). I actually would like to debate a couple of answers, because I'm sure they're wrong. Several answers (like the women working & civil service ones) are debatable. I'm sure native Brits might give different answers than those given as the correct answer. ;)
So, basically, if you can sit over their textbook for 3 months & repeat everything rote fashion, you're fine. If you can actually think for yourself, you're buggered.
Bought the book for mrs Ast a couple years ago. Looked through it and thought it was full of useless information that would have very little benefit for my wife. We both decided it would be better for her to back to school and do a combined ESOL and citizenship course. Ok weve have had to do two FLR visas instead of the one before getting ILR, but the benefits of going back to school and learning English have been enormous. Scrap the bloody test, unless English is your first language, and make everyone do an ESOL course. It will certainly benefit the country a lot more.
Can you believe even Canadians, Americans, Ausies, and Kiwis have to take the test. I mean jesus have you heard anything so damn ridiculous.
Visa Consultants are merely blood-sucking parasites. Charging enormous fees for something very straight forward based on ignorance.
British Emabassy warns against using any third party for Visas or Marriage. Sign posted outside the entrance in Bangkok. Embassy has very clear outlines and help for Visa applications.
^Actually, as a sign of the times, the signs are gone from the Embassy. Visas are now obtained from the Ratchdamri sub-contractor's office and the 'approved' Visa consultant, which I have never used, is in the entrance hall of the Visa application centre.
Sickening, perverse and, indeed, a sign of the times!
Oh well:)
Total Score: 14/24 (58 %)
You have FAILED the Test
You need to get at least 75% (18 Questions correct) to pass this test.
Not sickening or perverse, what was sickening and perverse was when i wanted to get something done at the embassy, I had to wait in line for hours behind a bunch of gold digging issaan bar whores who were trying to get visas to go suck the life out of some dumb retard back in the UK.Quote:
Originally Posted by bkkandrew
Every time it was the same, much better now. Australia and China are two that I know of who have been doing this for ages. I'm sure there are many more.
Total Score: 18/24 (75 %)
You have PASSED the Test
I failed as well, not enough Welsh questions and too many scottish ones.
Test's What a load of crap the Country is already full to the brim with the scum of the earth from around the globe .
What the fck do they hope to achieve now ??? when its too late Britain is lumberd with them thanks to self centred useless politicians for the last 30 years when alarm bells should have started to ring in there mindless heads .
Too Fkin Late now , let them all in the true Brits are leaving anyway like rats leaving a sinking ship which is what it is !!!!
But the Visa section and the Consular section (where you would 'get something done') are entirely separate and, being on different floors, you would not be able to view them from the Consular waiting area...Quote:
Originally Posted by English Noodles
Something is wrong with that test.
I feel that is was OCR scanned. Too many mistakes for it to be the real thing.
Where are the headquarters of the Metropolitan Police?
10 Downing Street
12 Oxford Circus
48 Regent Street
6 Scotland Yard
https://teakdoor.com/images/smilies1/You_Rock_Emoticon.gif
somewhere in London
Non of the above, it's New Scotland Yard.:)Quote:
Originally Posted by mrsquirrel
Chicago is a nice place to live.:)Quote:
Originally Posted by dirtydog
Guess you have to be a stupid merkin to pass the test!!;)
Total Score: 23/24 (95 %)
You have PASSED the Test
What are the two characteristics of civil servants?
Friendliness and efficiency
Long holidays and quick service
Political neutrality and professionalism
Political correctness and slow but careful service
I dont think that test is an officially approved one, just some commercial organisation trying to sell its answer books
The only place I have seen any typical questions was in the government website, and they were merely to help you get used to the format of the test
as for Aussies, Canadians etc having to take the test, why not? the t test is not about just English fluency, it is also about all you may need to know about living in Britain.
as for Sparkys remarks
what a load of rubbish!! would he like to tell us exactly what a "true Brit" is?Quote:
Test's What a load of crap the Country is already full to the brim with the scum of the earth from around the globe .
What the fck do they hope to achieve now ??? when its too late Britain is lumberd with them thanks to self centred useless politicians for the last 30 years when alarm bells should have started to ring in there mindless heads .
Too Fkin Late now , let them all in the true Brits are leaving anyway like rats leaving a sinking ship which is what it is !!!!
as for "too Fkin late", I agree, it was already too late by 1066
^ If you need me to explain the point to you then you obviously need to take the test . Wish you luck hope you pass England needs you !!!!!!!