if cats could speak they would speak japanese the language of cruelty and perversion. that's my opinion anyway!
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if cats could speak they would speak japanese the language of cruelty and perversion. that's my opinion anyway!
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Translation: :Flay the flesh from my very bones, thanks mom!"
nothing wrong with pussy, methinks...
Grrrr... you're a tiger, Harry, you're a tiger!!!!
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You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Harry again.
I was expecting this place to be full of Siamese cats. I love them, but where are the feckers?
Remember that chicken curry you had last night.......
Place is full of feckers Smeg but, as you point out, no siamese pussy.Quote:
Originally Posted by Smeg
<<<<<Here's some cats
I love cats. I wish I had a stray pussy in my backyard. I would be nice to pet something that feels good and not have any responsibility for it afterwards.
I love cats also.
Jing la? ;)
I love cats...
They taste good!!!
my cat - he a little naughty tho.....
took a chunk out of my toe at 5.30 am becaUSE I wouldn't let him into the aircon bedroom
(the missus is alergic to him, see!)
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If Japanese were animals, they would be popular petsQuote:
Originally Posted by Harry
cats are shit because:
They expect to be lazy and not do anything unless they want to
They only pay attention to you when they want something
The males just spray a crappy smelling piss marking their territories
The females run around screaming their bloody heads off when in heat
They run around inbreeding all the time and end up with twisted knobby little tails.
Most should be spayed or neutered and the rest, put in a sack with a heavy brick and thrown into a canal
Reminds me of some people :saythat: Guess you can tell, I don't like cats. :stups:
^ Are you talking about cats, or bargirls and katoeys? :confused:
cats are good
all those things you listed Elim, they are there because the cat was a wild animal. If humans want to live with an animal, they have to put up with those aspects. Dogs also have prtoblems, so do sheep. Even wildebeeste
I guess you didn't quite catch this: :stups:or maybe I should have done this: :poke:
I had cat once in China. At least I think it was - they claimed it was chicken, but from the bones I could tell it wasn't, nor was it a rat.Quote:
Originally Posted by Maudib
Tasted like chicken, but then again, most small animals do......
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Originally Posted by Wally Dorian Raffles
Wally me man you rock. :) How about some joints together someday? ;)
I actually like cats.
I think you will find that illegal in Thailand Macha
your kid needs a father...
Every time I read / see Wally's post I simply forget about law. :)
*No Wally we ain't having joints*
you guys are a scream... couldn't believe it when i saw this thread. only on the TD would such a shite therad run to 3 pages. hell, what would happen if i ever decided to do one of my good threads here *rasp* but that would be like casting pearls before swine... speaking of swine, where is dd?
Cat Gives Birth To Mouse-Like Kitten?
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(CBS4 News) TUNISIA A cat in Tunisia has given birth to something strange.
According to the owner of the cat, the litter included 5 regular kittens, and one that more resembles a mouse.
The owner says the nose, mouth and ears look like that of a mouse, but the rest of the body is that of a cat.
The mother cat doesn't seem to notice or mind. She's nursing and taking care of it, just like the kittens.
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*two fingers & a flash of my ass*
People who don't like cats are weak people who require a pet that will cower and suck up to them no matter what, they NEED that undying loyalty.
As for a cat, you have to EARN a cat's affection because cats are similar to Thai's in that there has to be something in it for them, why the fuck should they put up with all your shit like a dog does?
You can kick a dog and it will still come back to you, fear in its eyes, whereas a cat would say "Do that again sunshine and I'm fucking off" - because cats are cool - hence the saying, 'cool for cats'.
After touching a dog, I find myself smelling my palm and then having to wash it. I don't hate dogs and I have fed hungry dogs, but one thing I don't understand is...
WHY DO PEOPLE WHO HATE CATS LOVE DOGS?
It's almost as if the idiots and power trippers and Eliminators of the world hate cats because they are not dogs!!!
Why not hate goldfish, or anteaters? They won't fetch a stick for you either.
I love cats and most of them love me.
yes Mr Harry
you may have noticed that the topic was changed rather quickly, which may reflect on the quality of the original
Actually even if I ate cat once (I think, see post #21 above), I have deliberately eaten dog several times in Hanoi - and they taste much better. Don't know if that makes me a cat lover or a dog lover:confused:Quote:
Originally Posted by The Gentleman Scamp
As for pets, cats are cleaner, but dogs are more fun, and can actually serve a purpose, as in guiding the blind, sniffing for bombs or drugs, guarding you property. OK, cats will catch mice, but in my experience, tend to go for birds. Does that make cat lovers bird haters? - Perhaps not a bad thing these days.....:eek5: :yikes:
As for goldfish, I am terrified of them, and therefore hate them with a vengeance. If I ever catch one of those buggers sneaking into my garden, the gun will finally come to good use!:AR15firing:
So a dog can lead the blind but a cat can't?
So what? ...Neither can a gerbil, neither can a fucking tarantula - so why is it that cats get all the flak for not being dogs?
Dogs are a push over, they shit on pavements and smell unpleasant and are at are beackoned call because they have fuck all independance and need constant attention - fine if you want kids but can't have any.
I agree, dogs can be good fun but cat's can be also and cats are very funny indeed sometimes, just watch a cat when a butterfly enters the room or somebody waves a laser pen.
QUOTE: FREDDY MURCURY OUT OF QUEEN:
I don't hate dogs but I have little time for them, dogs are a working class mans best friend where as cats are more suited to intelligent people.
I think what he meant was that dogs are for men, and cats for poofters. Besides, the late Mr. Murcury (sic) never stuck me as particularly intelligent, but I guess it depends on what you are looking for. I guess you mix with different crowds than I do......Quote:
Originally Posted by The Gentleman Scamp
I have days like that :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Ken May
speaking of freaky cats..
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Cyclops kitten no hoax
January 11, 2006 - 4:19PM
A photo of a one-eyed kitten named Cy drew more than a little scepticism when it turned up on various websites, but medical authorities have a name for the bizarre condition.
"Holoprosencephaly" causes facial deformities, according to the US National Institute for Neurological Disorders and Stroke.
In the worst cases, a single eye is located where the nose should be, according to the institute's Web site.
Traci Allen says the kitten she named Cy, short for Cyclops, was born on December 28 with the single eye and no nose.
"You don't expect to see something like that," the 35-year-old Allen said from her home in Redmond, Oregon.
Allen said she stayed up all night with the deformed kitten on her recliner, feeding Cy a liquid formula through a syringe.
She says she cared for the kitten the next day as well, until it died that evening.
Allen had taken digital pictures that she provided to The Associated Press.
Some bloggers have questioned the authenticity of the photo distributed on January 6.
AP regional photo editor Tom Stathis said he took extensive steps to confirm the one-eyed cat was not a hoax.
Stathis had Allen ship him the memory card that was in her camera.
On the card were a number of pictures - including holiday snapshots, and four pictures of a one-eyed kitten.
The kitten pictures showed the animal from different perspectives.
Fabricating those images in sequence and in the camera's original picture format, from the varying perspectives, would have been virtually impossible, Stathis said.
https://teakdoor.com/images/imported/2006/03/186.jpgCy ... the one-eyed kitten suffering holoprosencephaly.
I'm allergic to cats - and therfore - they should all be f*cking killed!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Wally Dorian Raffles
^maybe it's just the hair you are allergic to? ....
A sphynx cat may be OK...
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^ No thanks mate.
I love a shaved pussy, but sphinx is part Egyptian.
Cheers. :D
I like hairy pussy :saythat:
There was once a black cat so loyal, it stayed with it's owner (a Hell's Angel) at all times except for loud music venues.
It would ride on the handlebars of his Harley with a custom made pair of goggles but sadly both died in an accident in 1994.
Anyone have a link? I can't be arsed to Google, I'm in an internet cafe as usual... I have to pay for all the shit I write.
My kitten has no nose.Quote:
Traci Allen says the kitten she named Cy, short for Cyclops, was born on December 28 with the single eye and no nose.
"You don't expect to see something like that," the 35-year-old Allen said from her home in Redmond, Oregon.
How does it smell?
Terrible.
My cat, Eric, is a right hard foker for a nipper. Batters the shit out of dogs and bigger cats. He's got worse since he now wears his Man Utd collar. He a fokin nutter - the authorities have even banned him entering Germany for the World Cup so he has to make do with kickin the fok out of other Thai cats with scouse or chelsea collars on. He bit Mrs C this morning the little cnut. Also likes attacking Man Shitty players on UBC - especially that fokin scouse scally smackhead cnut Joey Barton.
i saw two cats in the act of love-making yesterday. it was in a spectacle store round the corner from ratchatewwi station. they didn't seem to care that ppl. we looking on in shock. i overted my eyes & hurried away to the pantip.