The Teak Door "Bucket List"

Jack Nicholson (a rich CEO) and Morgan Freeman (a blue collar worker) play characters who that both have terminal illnesses. They meet in the hospital and Nicholson comes up with the idea of making a list of things to do before they die (The Bucket List)

The adventures include the heart pumping sky diving, auto drag racing, and trips to exotic locations and foreign countries. The tow are oddly paired do their backgrounds.

OK - if you were in their shoes, which Teak Door member would you choose and what would you put on your list to do before the two of you kick the bucket?

As a team, come up with the list!!! :p

I think I will choose Chintee since we are a bit different - he has the big wallet and I have the big neck!! :rofl:

I thought about choosing MtD.

We are quite opposite - I am a refined. proper gentleman and he is such an uncivilized brute with no manners at all :p

Every time I meet up with him his clothes are disheveled and he he is hung over. I hate it when he sports his "same same but different" t-shirt.

Jetty & NR - Double tag-team. :)

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Originally Posted by chitown

Every time I meet up with him his clothes are disheveled and he he is hung over.

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Not my fault you want to meet at the crack of dawn (no, not in Hua Hin) on a Saturday.

I have no intention of dying, ever..

I want to do a line of cocaine off a models arse on the trans Siberian railway.

Well, I would plan the biggest heist the world has ever known. Federal Reserve type level, or de Beers vault, something like that. I would need somebody with good technical skills to figure out all the details, so would pick an engineer.

I think Watterinja or maybe Norton, who knows a lot about high tech too.

After we got away with all the loot, we would spread it around to the village chiefs of the Moo Bans in Isaan, in exchange for one night with the prettiest two girls in the village.

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Originally Posted by chinthee

the prettiest two girls in the village

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don't waterninja or norton get any girls then?

^Oh, I forgot about them. :)

I'd choose Props, Loomy or Charley Farley. Jettie would be good, but she's the obvious choice.

Any of you 3 guys fancy skydiving with me? (I've done it once, but I'll do it again if you care to join me ;) )

I've always wanted to skydive...

In the 1st place, skydiving is not what I would fancy if I was with you and Jet!!!

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Originally Posted by November Rain

I'd choose Props, Loomy or Charley Farley. Jettie would be good, but she's the obvious choice.

Any of you 3 guys fancy skydiving with me? (I've done it once, but I'll do it again if you care to join me ;) )

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A girl I knew a few years back licked coke out of the pussy of Jean Claude Van Damme's g/f

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Originally Posted by chitown

I think I will choose Chintee since we are a bit different - he has the big wallet and I have the big neck!! :rofl:

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Shit, I've been overly friendly with the wrong yank.:(

NR - Green eyed babies.:)

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Originally Posted by Redneck

A girl I knew a few years back licked coke out of the pussy of Jean Claude Van Damme's g/f

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Was she terminally ill?

I'd like to run rampant in a nunnery for a weekend...any volunteers want to join in?

[Yes, I did attend a Catholic school ]

I'll pass on the nunnery thanks

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How about a round the world cruise on the Queen Victoria with an all female crew

That could take over a year :)

I'd go in a Grand Tour of all the spots left I haven't been but still want to see- Zanzibar, Ngorongoro crater, Venice, Rome, Cuba, Nicaragua, Alaska plus a few more stops for memory lanes sake. First class, of course.

As for the TD member, well fairly flexible but firstly he/she (females Most welcome :)) would need to be terminally ill already- wouldn't wish that on someone just to accompany me on a Grand tour!

Bucket pal. Terminally ill...only know one on the board that is in that condition -- Ray Carey. I'd take him to Chaco Canyon and chuck him off of a sacred ruin. Put him out of his misery. Maybe he'll come back as a lovable dolphin.

Then, I'd be refreshed and would come back to Thailand to party at the dog mansion with NR, little boy and Lady Hawk. We'd invite all you boys and take turns using you as dart boards.

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Originally Posted by November Rain

I'd choose Props, Loomy or Charley Farley. Jettie would be good, but she's the obvious choice. Any of you 3 guys fancy skydiving with me? (I've done it once, but I'll do it again if you care to join me

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Yeh - I would give that a go, as long as you join me down the Cresta Run :)

I'll choose English Noodles...

Bucket List:

1. No rules boxing bout against Noodles in a ring....
2. Old style 10 paces duel, turn around and shoot, against Noodles...
3. Russian Roulette... just me and Noodles and 1 bullet...

Hopefully I wouldn't be dead after the above 3 then I could carry on my bucket list in peace....

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Originally Posted by rawlins

I'll choose English Noodles...

Bucket List:

1. No rules boxing bout against Noodles in a ring....
2. Old style 10 paces duel, turn around and shoot, against Noodles...
3. Russian Roulette... just me and Noodles and 1 bullet...

Hopefully I wouldn't be dead after the above 3 then I could carry on my bucket list in peace....

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:rofl::rofl::rofl:Nice.

^ and ^^

Is this the new 'clash of the titans' now that Obsidian and AntR are hibernating?

Naahh....... Just a jokey dig now and then... me and Noodles have progressed past our bickering stage and just have the odd sly jab when bored...

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Originally Posted by zipcode

Is this the new 'clash of the titans' now that Obsidian and AntR are hibernating?

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hardly Titans... more like a slight scuffle behind the school shed.

^Not even that mate, just a little piss take now and then, all in good humour:)

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Originally Posted by November Rain

I'd choose Props, Loomy or Charley Farley. Jettie would be good, but she's the obvious choice. Any of you 3 guys fancy skydiving with me? (I've done it once, but I'll do it again if you care to join me ;))

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Thanks Miss Rain, I am well chuffed. I'm not very good at hights so I will need hypnotism or something to get me up there. You fancy doing a drag race with me? I have a nice blue frock.......

Shag Nov Rain??? :dev+ang:


Seriously sky dive is prob next, crossed Bungee Jumping off last Nov.
Maybe summit Everest??
Drive a motorcycle on Great Wall of China?
A trip to outerspace?
Have a swig of the oldest whiskey in the world?
Shag an A list movie star?
Trip to Artic and Antartica - make the 7 Continent Club?

I'd choose Rawlins cause next to him I'd look positively handsome.
;)

I'd love to do an Outback road trip with MtD, MM, Wayne, a good friend of mine that MtD knows and some of Wayne's mates.

The girls would be something we could arrange along the way - but the banter would be brilliant.

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Originally Posted by William

The girls would be something we could arrange along the way

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I presume you'd want some brought over?

Forgot to add, I think Moog might be the partner I'd perform the bucket list with. He's far more wittier than I am and I'd be laffing along the way.

But who would explain his jokes to you Brit? :)

^^ Notebook with google???? OR could recruit you mate. ;)

Well I was pushing for an invite Brit.

A trip out with Britmaveric and The Moog, now that'd be a funny one.:)