one my of cats loves me so much he/she has pissed into my laptop carry bag, any clues, ideas on how to remove the smell?
Or should i just buy a new one?
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one my of cats loves me so much he/she has pissed into my laptop carry bag, any clues, ideas on how to remove the smell?
Or should i just buy a new one?
White Vinegar
Quick answer.
# 1 = Kill the foking cat
# 2 = Throw the bag in the shitter, pop down to Pantip and buy a new bastard. :rolleyes:
^ sad to say but I agree with Terry... bin the cat and wash your items... simple..
Kill the bastard.
JEEZ,
That must of hurt Rawlings to agree with me. :rolleyes: :kiwi:
KW's cat is now my favourite animal.
Have to agree with these 2, throw the cat out the window, not self respecting Oz male would even own up to having a cat anyway:)
cheers, how? soak it? a slighty damp rag? wash it with a warm vinegar?Quote:
Originally Posted by Reaper
well i aint sure which one did it, could be any of 3 ( I only own 2, but they've made a friend)Quote:
Originally Posted by terry57
alright, i'll just duck out now, be right back tel.Quote:
Originally Posted by terry57
bastard - have a red.Quote:
Originally Posted by slimboyfat
new generation, i'm metro...Quote:
Originally Posted by ozman
Has it pissed or just scent marked it ? If you want to keep the cat have it's scent glands removed. Sorry I can't help regarding the bag.Quote:
Originally Posted by kingwilly
The only good cat....
https://teakdoor.com/images/imported/2008/03/274.jpg
^ I think KW's going to red you.
^ I hope not.. I like KingWilly....
WRONG TENSE.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ivor Biggun
Some people have no sense of humour.... (If I wake up in the morning and regret everything and apologise will you both green me?...)
https://teakdoor.com/../images/td_def...tation_neg.gif Cat piss smell... how... 12-03-2008 09:04 AM kingwilly BASTARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
https://teakdoor.com/../images/td_def...tation_neg.gif Cat piss smell... how... 12-03-2008 08:58 AM slimboyfat the second worst pic you have posted on TD
^ good, there should be more on the way!
in fact I'm gonna green every person who reds you for that pic! ;)
i have been refreshing my repo points page continuously for the last 10 minutes and am still awaiting your gift.
i think i need to recharge first....
There now, that cat pobly belongs to a smart man, only idiots let the bastards in the fuking house anyway so they deserve to be pissed on.:rofl:Quote:
Originally Posted by rawlins
Why are you asking this dumb question? You've got a maid, let her sort it out.
Buy a new bag you cheap fucker!
The only way to get rid of a smell would be to neutralise it with its natural opposite. so in this case I suggest you use dog shit, and make sure its a fresh one and not a dried up old specimen.
and when i say dried up old specimen I mean no offence to the majority of the TD posters.
Cover it up with bong water.Quote:
Originally Posted by kingwilly
She probably trained the cat to do it.:)Quote:
Originally Posted by Marmite the Dog
Rawlins, I can't red you now for that pic, but I'm afraid I must. I redded TheTyim once when he posted a similar pic, so I feel obligated to carry through that policy. Red coming when I have spread some love.Quote:
Originally Posted by rawlins
have you seen how competent she is?Quote:
Originally Posted by ozmanShe probably trained the cat to do it.:)Quote:
Originally Posted by Marmite the Dog
I want to tell her exactly wot to do, not just fix this....
KW, dunno if you can buy this in Indo, but it's pretty good stuff. Wash the bag first & then spray this on to neutralise any leftover whiff.
https://teakdoor.com/Gallery/albums/u...ll_remover.JPG
ths, i'll get the g/f to ask the maid if she's seen any in the shops.
It's specifically for animal smells, so she might get it in pet shops.
awesome, thanks.
This is one of those no shit sad and pathetic stories......
When I lived in Kentucky, the GF and I had a cat the ran the fields at night....sometimes the cat would come home tore the fook up by coyotes and sometimes she'd bring us a rabbits head.
One night I got to playing a little rough with the cat and the bastard sunk his teeth in my forearm about an inch deep it seemed.
The next morning my arm was a bit swollen and I told the gf her fooking cat bit me.
The next day my forearm looked like the cartoon popeye. I went to the company nurse (on a Friday afternoon) and she told me I probably had cat scratch fever. We both laughed and I went on my way.
By Sunday I was in the hospital getting IV antibotics and the docs were deciding how my of the muscle on my forearm they might have to cut out. 3 days and $1500 later I was cured of ever looking as a cat as anything else other than a target. Luckly the antibotics worked and I'm still an ambidextrious wanker.
But thats why I hate cats. They have no place in the food chain any more and thus should be granted the same status as mozzies...made extinct.
No No do not use this, to spray a cat use a 12 guage automatic shotgun and #4 buck shot, 3 hits on center mass is just right.:rofl:Quote:
Originally Posted by November Rain
Saves me doin it!!Quote:
Originally Posted by kingwilly
Cat piss smell
Morticians have a magic aerosol spray called - if I remember correctly- ActiSan- that just needs a quick squirt and the smell is completly gone - for ever.
most medical suppliers can supply it . Works on any nasty smell.
Used to use a shit load during some of my not so pleasant jobs - digging out earthquake victims and refugee camps in Ethiopia.
:puke: but you get used to it after the first couple of times.
Sort of !
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Originally Posted by CSFFan
Totally agree mate as there konts of things and should be exterminated.
God foked up when he made those bastard things and was more than likely was pissed when he came up with that design. :rolleyes:
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Originally Posted by kingwilly
You want to shag NR don't you King.
Its getting pathetic mate so lift your game will ya.
jeesuusss. :rolleyes:
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Originally Posted by zipcodeCover it up with bong water.Quote:
Originally Posted by kingwilly
Foking best idea yet besides killing them that is. :rofl:
Hey KW, whyn't you brush that nasty looking sumbitch, looks like he been run over by a car or sommit.:rofl:Quote:
Originally Posted by blackgangThere now, that cat pobly belongs to a smart man, only idiots let the bastards in the fuking house anyway so they deserve to be pissed on.:rofl:Quote:
Originally Posted by rawlins
Quote:
Originally Posted by blackgang
you bastard, u juz had 2 repost dat pic
didnt ya?
:(
I hate to point it out, but that cat's not just roadkill - it's completely decomposed. There's only hair & teeth left. Totally gross. :(