Troll, Drunk or Whoremonger - Which are you?

From my special friend at TeflShit...

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Originally Posted by Whitey

"I am now more than ever sure that we did the right thing removing him as a moderator. Hillbilly, you asked what I thought about the thread on that other site. I do not really care. From the looks of it, that thread has dominated that site for a month. Normally I would be flattered that this site is that important to the daily lives of the posters there, but it saddens me that we are that important to trolls, drunks, and whoremongers. "

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So which are you??????

I'm going for the drunk....I drink beer so I "must" be a drunk.

That's just too funny, TEFLers referring to people as trolls, drunks, and whoremongers, i personaly thought those were the qualifications you needed to become a TEFLer.

foking bunch of muppets, hobbits is all they are..

I used to be a whore-monger....................but I got better.

^^^ now just a bar girl monger??? ;)

I'm tee-total, celibate and a respected poster. How do I vote?

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Originally Posted by Marmite the Dog

celibate

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not by choice I wouldn't have thought.

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Originally Posted by Marmite the Dog

and a respected poster

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I guess I should have added a category for respected posters that don't drink and can't get laid. My apologies! :)

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Originally Posted by CSFFan

My apologies!

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Apologies accepted.

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Originally Posted by Marmite the Dog

I'm tee-total, celibate and a respected poster. How do I vote?

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Try the 'non of the above' option, i guess multi choice questions were not your strong point at school then?

Noodles.

I figure 2 out of 3 ain't bad.

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Originally Posted by Marmite the Dog

I'm tee-total, celibate and a respected poster. How do I vote?

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a liar!

*hic*

guilty on all 3 counts yer honour
at least i'm not insane mind and worried about thai culture courses enough to bemoan it on the internet

i alternate.

Decisions, decisions, still can't decide.

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Originally Posted by Texpat

Decisions, decisions, still can't decide.

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You were a drunk last weekend :) and got slap by your wife for tring to be a whoremonger if I remember right :rofl:

^ Troll! :)

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Originally Posted by CSFFan

So who are you??????

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I am Whitey.

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Originally Posted by fielder

I am Whitey.

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Funny...you don't seem like a idiot! :)

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Originally Posted by CSFFan

From my special friend at TeflShit...

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Originally Posted by Whitey

"I am now more than ever sure that we did the right thing removing him as a moderator. Hillbilly, you asked what I thought about the thread on that other site. I do not really care. From the looks of it, that thread has dominated that site for a month. Normally I would be flattered that this site is that important to the daily lives of the posters there, but it saddens me that we are that important to trolls, drunks, and whoremongers. "

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So which are you??????

I'm going for the drunk....I drink beer so I "must" be a drunk.

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He's dragging a flipa giirl with a couple of kids. The brought an internet degree and but is stuck at the bottom of the barrel becuase of his trampish looks and terrible speaking skills. He is trying ot save the money to get Visas for the gold digger wifr and her kids and then go and stay in mums trailer... This is all true by the way a genuine trailer trash scum. Slipping along till immigrations pings his degree mill qualifications. His life sounds like hell so he needs his hardman online persona

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Originally Posted by Marmite the Dog

I'm tee-total, celibate and a respected poster. How do I vote?

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Ask the OP to add the option "reborn-christian"....:)

I'm a trollmonger.

There is nothing quite as erotic as the light, sensual touch of that bushy little tail against ones abdomen when one is pumping away.

I don't think it's quite worth learning their language though, why would I want to communicate with such inferior creatures when all they are really good for is a rogering up the backside?

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Originally Posted by Frankenstein

I don't think it's quite worth learning their language though, why would I want to communicate with such inferior creatures when all they are really good for is a rogering up the backside?

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I was going to dignify this statement with name calling but it just isnt worth it with; is it?

^You are of the opinion that trolls deserve more respect, and that one would be terribly impolite for not learning Trollish whilst still enjoying the perusal of their furry little bodies for sexual relief?

Fair enough, let's just 'agree to disagree' like gentlemen. :doglol:

^ In the case of skycop or Yaya, I'm resigned (actually I'm rather pleased ;) ) to never understanding a bloomin word they say.

^ Whas flugel wit dem hitten del ratatattle skunk?

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Originally Posted by Marmite the Dog

I'm tee-total, celibate and a respected poster. How do I vote?

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On the truth telling scale for UK politicians I guess 2 loads of BS out of 3 ain't so bad.

^ You mean you think he is a respected poster??? ;)

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Originally Posted by November Rain

You mean you think he is a respected poster???

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Well, this could be a gray area and don't want to get in a long drawn out pissing contest. The other two are undeniable lies. Even MTD would not take on the challenge of proving they were true without strong legal representation.

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Originally Posted by Frankenstein

^You are of the opinion that trolls deserve more respect, and that one would be terribly impolite for not learning Trollish whilst still enjoying the perusal of their furry little bodies for sexual relief?

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And how do you figure that? Deserve more respect than the likes of you or just more than what they are getting from the likes of you? in any case I would like you to quote me on that. Where have I ever said whilst still enjoying the perusal of sexual relief that it would be impolite to not at the same time learn trollish? Or have any moral effect on anyones perusing? Thats crazy man.


But I was thinking of simple name calling, like dickhead, which seemed very appropriate given the nature of your statement.

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Originally Posted by Frankenstein

all they are really good for is a rogering up the backside?

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Or maybe shithead. Or shity dickhead if you take all elements into account..

Are you like the übertroll since you take such umbrage at my suggestion of slipping them a salami up the tailpipe?

Or are you just having reading difficulties, and don't understand that the word troll and the word Thai refers to two completely different things... although I guess it is possible there may be some Thai trolls as well.

If you do speak Trollish it would be great if you could start a topic on the benefits of speaking it.

^^So you fuck actual trolls up the ass then?

Did I say Thai? You can quote me on that along with the other claims.. Thanks..

Or you just going to keep speaking trollish?

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Originally Posted by kingwilly

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Originally Posted by Marmite the Dog

I'm tee-total, celibate and a respected poster. How do I vote?

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a liar!

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Exactly!He was seen in Chiang Mai last year having a Pimms and lemonade.

^^ eeerrmm, Cali Kid. Frankenstein was making a pun on the OP question - ie are you a drunk, a troll or a whoremonger (as it is assumed to be fact that each of us on TD must be at least one.) Troll, in this case, as is usual on forums, being someone that gets things stirred up (or in some cases tries to do so in a very amateurish way). Frankenstein merely mixed the two parts of troll & whoremonger to suggest that he enjoyed having sex with forum trolls. It was funny for goodness' sake! :D

all humour is lost if one must explain a joke. it is better just to remain enemies and know you got over on the kunt.

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That being said I would still like to know where one might have got the impression that my opinion is that of which was stated by Frank..

Unless he was just trolling in which case I guess he could go roger himself..

I went from 2 to 3 quite often in a former life. :sgrin:

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Originally Posted by cali kid

That being said I would still like to know where one might have got the impression that my opinion is that of which was stated by Frank..

Unless he was just trolling in which case I guess he could go roger himself..

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:sorry1:But it was still funny... :)