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If Seinfeld can have a show about nothing, why can't we have a thread about nothing?
I'll start,
I'm just sitting here drinking coffee.
Yep. Not too bad. It is instant, but it's coffee and still tasty. Kind of. No machine, just a coffee bag. You know, it's not as bad as I thought it would be! You'd think it would taste like tea or something but it doesn't.
Want some?
No.
You keep it.
Finally! A subject I know a lot about.
Coffee, I can relate to that.
I hate coffee and tea.
My paycheck tonight was three Heineken instead of three Singha.
Beer, now thats another thing. It was payday for the wife today and she just went to the market. They sell everything you could imagine at Thai markets.
If Fred Flintstone knew that ordering the dino ribs at the drive in would tip over his car, why would he continue to order it show after show???
'Nothing' is one of the most complex and confounding subjects available if you believe John Paul Sartre. His 1943 treatise on existential philosophy 'Being and Nothingness' was thick enough to use as a door stop. I read the first seventy pages 3 times before giving up on any hope of ever understanding it and switching on the telly instead.
A thread about nothing? :) As far as I can see 90% of the threads on just about any forum are about nothing.:kma: ;)
And you seem to add your best.:)Quote:
Originally Posted by qwerty
When it comes to vacuous banality I'm your man! :)
Hopefully because of appreciation. Or were they short on Singhas? :)Quote:
Originally Posted by buad hai
........
Great thread , because often, when you make a thread about something that you've done , or thought about,or seen, you get bagged out anyway.
I drink coffee, I drink tea,I'll drink anything, whether it's real or not, but don't try and get me to eat tripe or I'll barf all over you. :p
Is my spelling and punctuatioun OK ?
A thread about nothing is really something.
Something is tickling me.
I like Doctor Seuss. He is the one who inspired Jerry Seinfelderski
Nothing wrong with Tripe !!!
If you want to barf may I suggest Kaohsuing Airport in Taiwan - there is a food place that advertise (in English!) THE BEST LARGE INTESTINE SOUP in Taiwan !!!!
It is actually very nice but I would prefer not to be told what it was :rofl:
This is my 3000th post.:) and I like menudo. And yes I'd rather not have called stomach lining soup.
I was going to explain what this website was about but then thought it might be better if I said nothing
NOTHING
A thread about nothing could really be tabling the greatest question facing every soul wandering the earth and worrying whether his life is shaping up to be all it was meant to be.
What am I doing here?
What is it all about?
What is the reason for my existence?
The answer could be..... nothing
^^^ Earl - congratulations on the 3000
I purchased 6 pairs of boxer shorts today and gave my old ones to the charity shop. I'm wearing a new pair now whilst writing this.
No matter how hard life might treat me at times I can always cheer myself up with the thought that I don't have to wear second-hand underwearQuote:
Originally Posted by daveboy
i have no underwear on....
Daveboy can tell you where he donated his uses underwear too ad you can get some.Quote:
Originally Posted by nedwalk
Makes me think of rummage sales in America. Does Thailand have rummage sales?
I tried very hard, but I just couldn't. Sorry.
Dud, you blew it already.Quote:
Originally Posted by chitown
A thread about nothing would have to be blank.
Sometimes I see a totally blank post, meaning no words, no nuthin'
How do peopo do dat?
What sort of nothing are we talking about?
Abscence of something, or a total vacuum?
It would help to know:bunny3:
everything is nothing.
Some people want it all
But I don't want nothing at all
If it ain't you baby
If I ain't got you baby
Some people want diamond rings
Some just want everything
But everything means nothing
If I ain't got you
PS - I'm listening to Alicia Keys's song :)
No, they don't. Not by a long shot. Most of them don't even sell coffee bags or Beaumes d'Hospice. They do sell more varieties of stinky dried fish than I ever imagined could exist.Quote:
Originally Posted by chitown
I have to go back to work soon but i really don't want to! :(
So...
What's this thread about then?
^ Like most of the others, some bored ass farangs and a few Thais, have nothing better to do than sit and hammer all kinds of BS on the keyboard, and post it on TD (me included) :rofl:
The big zero of nothingness...