Light travels 91m miles from the sun, and your shadow deprives it from reaching the ground in the last few feet!
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Light travels 91m miles from the sun, and your shadow deprives it from reaching the ground in the last few feet!
Why is it that all instruments searching the cosmos for intelligent life are pointing away from Earth?
Neil Armstrong, the first man to step on the moon, is A Lien backwards.
The female praying mantis devours the male within minutes of mating, while the female human prefers to stretch it out over a lifetime.
ftfm
Lost a few brain cells just looking at this.
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Why are there 5 syllables in 'monosyllabic'?
Sez hooQuote:
Originally Posted by jabir
I like Chukaten Thai Muay, got lots in the Garden and every time I see one it never fails to make me smile.
Yes its spelt wrong Cy you cock womble.
Wouldn't it actually be Gnortsmra Lien.Quote:
Originally Posted by jabir
'Rhythm" is the longest word not containing any vowels (afaik).
Which is endlessly more uncanny because the Gnortmar Lien (sometimes spelled "Knortsmar") named after the German financier and famous Rothchild business rival, was used after a debt was incurred by NASA in the Apollo 11 Project.Quote:
Originally Posted by AntRobertson
The Gnortsmar Lien is one in which the collateral is non-recoverable, eg stages one and two of Apollo 11.
:smileylaughing:
How many people jumped to Google?
Gotcha. :)
Fucker! :D
I didn't Google it though
Light does not travel, it is everywhere but it is surrounded by dark matter.Quote:
Originally Posted by jabir
The sun is nothing but a dark sucker which removes the dark with the speed of dark and then you can see the light.
Heh. Nobody will be checking Google for that one :)
But it does have a ring of plausibility to it for the ignoratti, I suppose :)
Rhythms?Quote:
Originally Posted by kmart
^ Point!
Jabir,...thanks for the fun thoughtful OPs...:smilie_clap: Have a great day,...sir.Quote:
Originally Posted by jabir
I shall meditate on that, consequences down to you!Quote:
Originally Posted by lom
7 letters.Quote:
Originally Posted by Maanaam
Don't you mean "Massah, Sah"?Quote:
Originally Posted by TuskegeeBen
Yep. Good one.Quote:
Originally Posted by jabir
Symphysy.Quote:
Originally Posted by jabir
Twyndyllyngs, but is archaic.Quote:
Originally Posted by nidhogg
(Yes, I googled symphysys and came across it :) )
Only a sick society is filled with people who would never steal from their neighbour, but demand that the government do it for them. - William Comer
I believe the contestants for the gravy chain offer the voters the bribe in advance. No "asking" is needed.Quote:
Originally Posted by jabir
^Think he f*cked that up. Schooling IS fairly synonymous with education, but not with intelligence.
he should have said "Don't confuse schooling with intelligence......"
He's fucked up quite a lot lately, but the quote is fine.
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Disassembled DSLR, that's why they're so expensive.
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If Saturn replaced the moon.
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Imagine living in Alberta, Canada, and seeing this every day.