So what did I miss?

Hello chaps and chapesses?
Had VPN issues and TD being blocked in China I couldn't get in for a while.
In case you're wondering where I've been I've been over on Thailand Chatter taunting Boon Me and his bitch milky /blackheart /cold Pizza laughing at their man crush Trump.
Boy those morons have got it bad. They have blinkers on or something. As do some here.
Anyway BM gets quite put out sometimes that Trump isn't taken seriously as the elder statesman so that's fun.
Anyway, got the VPN sorted and so here I am. Good to be back. It was getting tedious those two patting each other on the butt and mid posting news, that's about it over there.
What's new here? I see a few old faces have returned.

Everybody wants to return to TD , something must right here then.

Good to see you back, Cujo. I did wonder where you had got to.

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Originally Posted by wasabi

Everybody wants to return to TD , something must right here then.

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Yes, a nice lively board with a good cast of characters and the odd troll to poke sticks at and not too extremely moderated.
What more could you want.

I turned 43

Sheriff Cujo welcome back for law and order has broke down on this forum this last couple of days , it was like the OK corral in Tombstone on the repo thread , :)

Donald Trump was elected President and all the Americans have turned nasty. No sense of humour.

My beard went grey as fuk.

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Originally Posted by DJ Pat

I turned 43

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Congratulations you old koont.

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43 stone , :)

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Originally Posted by snakeeyes

Sheriff Cujo welcome back for law and order has broke down on this forum this last couple of days , it was like the OK corral in Tombstone on the repo thread , :)

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Right, better go over and restore order then.

Who are you?

I bought a new tablet, and was told I bought the wrong one.

TD was briefly bought out by a Colombian Cartel and everyone who'd been a member for more than 5 years was given 5 Kilos of Cocaine and a Leopard. Obviously that wasn't sustainable so the forum was sold on to a consortium of Hua Hin motorbike-taxi drivers, Donatello, Leonardo, Michelangelo, and Somchai who now use TD to advertise the services of their sister Sofia (you know her as Butterfly) to the kind of discerning gentleman who values uniquely degrading public-lavatory based experiences. As a consequence Mr Earl is still drinking all the urine he can get his hands on and every other poster is a Scampy sock-puppet.

Good to see ya back, Duggy..

Glad you're able to clear up the "Chinese Block".

For the life of me, can't understand why the Chinese might have issues with the likes of TD - perhaps, it's a broader censor cast upon anything associated.

Welcome back.

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Originally Posted by UrbanMan

I bought a new tablet, and was told I bought the wrong one.

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I bought a new tablet and it's the dog's bollocks.

And a new router.

And new Mesh Wifi.

And two new phones.

Mind you, I didn't pay for the fuckers.

So what did I miss?

Terry became upset with the world.

Loy Toy disappeared under a mound of pie orders. (We hope he's ok.)

Pat got a new girlfriend.

Some guy in Burma needs to know how kinky you go and
another one in Saudi wants to know what nationalities you've banged.
(Apparently they're writing books - eye roll)

Shrewed Punter was pissing fire and bleeding from his eyes, but DID NOT have an STD.

Fluke shat out 50 new excuses to not be a dad and...


















.....Dirty Dog's ghost has been haunting these hallowed hallways with the kind of vengeance that would make a Thai die...on the spot.

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and chapesses?

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Still no.

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Originally Posted by hick

Fluke shat out 50 new excuses to not be a dad and...

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Did he finally face up to the fact that this bird got him hook, line and sinker?

:rofl:

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43 stone , :)

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43mm :)

I don't understand the question

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Did he finally face up to the fact that this bird got him hook, line and sinker?

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In his defense.....on this point, I do believe he has (basically) admitted that he got 'got.' In fact at one point he claimed rape...through intoxication.

Then he fucked a ladyboy he met on the street, but I digress.

For all intents and purposes, all remains "well" in Fluke's world as it seems he'll abscond successfully with no lingering bills, demands or responsibilities.

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Originally Posted by hick

Loy Toy disappeared under a mound of pie orders. (We hope it's for good.)

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Filed under TD improvements

Earl is in full meltdown. Incoherent ramblings about him being Jesus now. He may have found a safe place in the TD basement. He will find comfort there from many other TD psychos.

I introduced the fictional characters Mr F and Miss T and there was a feeding frenzy for an hour ... think like tossing a few dead chickens in a piranha pool ... blood everywhere. https://teakdoor.com/living-in-thaila...-actually.html

The Janitor mods dropped by and cleaned up that mess... I never did that them.


Ant is still no-where to be seen under his old nic.


Building thread has been quite active and some quality stuff there.
https://teakdoor.com/construction-in-...use-build.html
and https://teakdoor.com/construction-in-...nce-isaan.html
Chico is sort of starting his build ... https://teakdoor.com/construction-in-...g-on-farm.html


And ... as a few people have said ... a couple of old timers have dropped back to pay their respects. Here is one ... https://teakdoor.com/the-teakdoor-lou...-few-days.html and sort of combining a couple of themes, chitown is asking if we miss DD https://teakdoor.com/the-teakdoor-lou...dirty-dog.html


OH ... linking the Building Forum and Old Timers ... Marmite the Dog under his new nic dropped by for a cameo and finished off a building thread he started years ago and some general Forum postings. About 1/2 down this page https://teakdoor.com/construction-in-...es-pad-14.html and https://teakdoor.com/newbies-lounge/1...hi-im-mtd.html


Trump threads are still being created. 'ole Trumpy ... the Herpes Man ... the gift that just keeps on giving. I wonder what Hillary would have been called had she won? To many to name.


Lulu is sill in the Kitchen


The Puppy thread needs updating ... anyone know the Man for that job ... :rolleyes:


Someone's selling fake cameltoes. https://teakdoor.com/the-teakdoor-lou...-for-sale.html


There's a monthly TD photo competition and, despite a slowish start, it's gaining momentum. https://teakdoor.com/photoshop-and-ph...ry-2017-a.html


We are up to page 3 in have you ever fcuked a midget in a plane and later discovered he was a post-op.
https://teakdoor.com/the-teakdoor-lou...nky-weird.html


If you ever followed the Fluke thread ... a new brave twist ... that man's imagination knows no boundaries .. https://teakdoor.com/living-in-thaila...ml#post3455295


Danny Boy and NiceThaiZa have eloped ... :rolleyes:

David44 and Bobo746 have are AWOL


A guy identified as the Shrewd Punter came and told us that he was banging 1/2 of Bangkok ... but posted only food shots, condom wrappers and some out of focus skinny Chinese LB images. He said he found true love, but, on his return to the north of the land of the soap dodgers, he found he a true STD ... later denined of course. That thread you'lll have to serch yourself.

Dillinger, however, did go and shag half of PP in a single week-end Visa run and had the images to prove it ... well done that man ... https://teakdoor.com/members-only/172...trip-pics.html


Couple of nice trip reports flowing in ... https://teakdoor.com/thailands-travel...nd-2017-a.html and https://teakdoor.com/vietnam-nepal-and-burma-travel-forum/173395-my-xmas-vacation-in-vietnam.html

I'm still stubbornly heterosexual - despite the best attempts by my sexually confused TD brethren, to entice me over to the dark side... :bananaman:

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I'm still stubbornly heterosexual - despite the best attempts by my sexually confused TD brethren, to entice me over to the dark side... :bananaman:

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Strangely enough [not really] Richard, TD has a rich tradition of twisted inner-homophobic denial and disclaiming-shouting-the-loudest contest from the most sensitive of macho guys/real men.......and the omnipresent of gay references, insults, accusations, puns, back-handed humour, etc sprinkled throughout any given thread is a way of life within this most abrasive venue.

Latent poofery rises to the occasion more often than not.

Cheers, mate...


:)

^^Really, dickie? I've always pegged you as a rainbow guy. Heh. :D

The chapesses are still here, but less visible, I think.

Misskit is still busy with the news.
Za is busy caring for her dad who's in hospital due to the C
Patsy was diagnosed with the C and is in a Swiss hospital, having chemo
Graceless Fawn is still busy with her farm & flowers
I'm still busy with my day job & looking forward to my travels

Thats it, I think...

Oh, and snakeyes is still busy w/ Danny Boy & the Thai baht. :D

Cheers & welcome back! :bananaman:

Jeff is still looking for a Job as a cook,9 years is a long time to be unemployed.:)

Thanks for all the latest gossip, one must keep up to date. And thanks for all the welcome back greens. (you know who you are)

About this...

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TD was briefly bought out by a Colombian Cartel and everyone who'd been a member for more than 5 years was given 5 Kilos of Cocaine and a Leopard. .

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So who's taking care of mine?

^Presumably DrBob has snuffled the lot. But who nose.


As for this

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I'm still A campy homosexual - despite the best attempts by my sexually confused TD brethren, to straighten me out.. :bananaman:

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Blue finally came out and started a thread about sucking cock. It got doghoused of course and he flounced, then came back as "GCockwell" then flounced again.

Hey Dog face,

Did ya read on Mids forum that I am the new owner of Teak Door. :)


I just fookin Banned ya by the way. :smileylaughing:

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So what did I miss?

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Lots of unfunny pictures, and dead people that weren't very famous.

Roll your OCD sleeves up, Dawg..

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Originally Posted by terry57

Hey Dog face,

Did ya read on Mids forum that I am the new owner of Teak Door. :)


I just fookin Banned ya by the way. :smileylaughing:

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Congratulations.
Can I be a mod?

I love winding up BM over there. His Trump love knows no bounds. He's too piss weak to come here and defend it though.

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I love Mid,

His utter pure commitment to any sort of Political bullshit deserves my respect.

He's mad as a fukin wheel and at it 24-7 forever and ever. :bananaman:

Quite an achievement i recon. :)

Socal is still mad as fuk , the Filth should let Socal back on here just to counter some of the dead boring coonts. :spam2:

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Socal is still mad as fuk , the Filth should let Socal back on here just to counter some of the dead boring coonts.

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Agree that.

Welcome back, Dawg...

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In case you're wondering where I've been I've been..............

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Be still my beating heart! Only every fucking minute of every fucking day. OHMIGOD, just where the fuck is Cujo? Jesus H Christ, I have been just so fucking bereft at not hearing from him, hunched over my laptop willing the screen to spark into life with news, I've been just so worried sick at what may have happened to him.

You fucking gormless twat, do you really think our lives are so impoverished that your absence is such a fucking notable event that its cause is a matter of fucking conjecture and concern?

Fuck off.

Heh...He missed you, Dawg...Good thing yer just a Husky and not a wiener dog...

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Sausage man strikes again. :smileylaughing: