https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHUe6BrZqZY
What a way to not start the Champions League!
Its the 2nd time in 4 days we've had no one to play against.:)
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHUe6BrZqZY
What a way to not start the Champions League!
Its the 2nd time in 4 days we've had no one to play against.:)
Could You Play With Yourselves, A Scouser Said Mancunians Excelled At It?
Why would there be a thread on here about a little club who nobody even noticed until they became an Arab's plaything?Quote:
Originally Posted by Chittychangchang
Manchester; if it ain't raining its gonna rain.
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The Wetihad has dried out, all set for the 7.45pmGMT kick off:)
Let the City thunder and lightening strike tonight, prediction 3-0.
That last goal killed my bet:)
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City win 4-0
bunch of arse!
The monster of a side keeps on keeping on.
Another emphatic win against Bournemouth 4-0
Thierry Henry believes it will take "something special" to stop Manchester City winning the Premier League this season.
City have looked impressive under Pep Guardiola, winning all eight of their competitive matches.
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The De Bruyne kid looks a bit special; sees passes and runs from all angles. And that free kick was another bit of spontaneous clever thinking.
It's going to take a lot to stop Citeh this season.
Barcelona v Manchester City: Live stream Champions League football online or watch on TV with BT Sport
Barcelona v Man City: FREE live streaming and TV coverage | BT Sport
3 hours 45 mins to go...:)
Let's see if the Arab's sex toy can beat the other Arab's sex toy.
My money's on the home team.
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Pep Guardiola, the Manchester City manager, reacts as his side go close in the Champions League game against his former club Barcelona at the Camp Nou.
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Messi scoring one of his 3 goals in Barca's 4-0 victory.
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and City's goalkeeper, Bravo, being sent off.
:rofl:
Bravo. Whisky Tango Foxtrot. :)
Never mind, Sheikh YabbaDabbaDoo can pick up a few players in the January sales and sack Guardiola.
This thread's gone a bit quiet recently, hasn't it? :smileylaughing:Quote:
Originally Posted by harrybarracuda
It sure has:)
At least there's the EFL cup.
Oh.
Etihad bouncing tonight 3-1☺☺☺
So that means the Smoggies are better than Barcelona then eh?
:rofl:
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What's the difference between Manchester City and my oven?
My oven is fan assisted.
"It is impossible to play good football if you don't make sex with your partner," says Manchester City boss Pep Guardiola
Manchester City boss Pep Guardiola has denied telling his players to refrain from having sex after midnight.
Midfielder Samir Nasri, who is out on loan at La Liga side Sevilla, claimed Guardiola imposed the rule so players get "a good night's sleep".
But the former Barcelona coach, 45, denied the claim and even encouraged his players to have more sex.
"It is impossible to play good football if you don't make sex with your partner," said Guardiola.
Frenchman Nasri had not been allowed to train with the main group of City players during pre-season because he had returned overweight.
He told French TV programme L'Equipe du Soir that Guardiola "wants his players to be slim and fit" and claimed Guardiola told Barcelona forward Lionel Messi he would avoid muscle injuries by not having sex after midnight.
But the ex-Bayern Munich coach said: "I never did that (ban it) and I would never ban that. If you are doing it... better players."
Guardiola is also reported to have banned wi-fi at the club's training ground in order to build better team cohesion, while defender Gael Clichy said the squad have been told to avoid pizza, some juice and certain "heavy food".
Pep Guardiola: Manchester City boss denies sex ban story - BBC Sport
We had more fans when we went down to div2 back in the 90's than your average PL team.
Talking outa yer rear :)
Just as a matter of interest, how did City succeed with a former athletics stadium, and West Ham seem to be failing so miserably? I've been to neither.
^Thanks for that.
E.T.I.H.A.D
Eleven Twats In Hiding After Defeat...
Twas a bad day. Not hiding, regrouping.
I take consolation from the fact that several Chelsea coaches got windows put in.
Chelsea headhunters :)We shit em.
Manchester City moved up to second in the Premier League table as Arsenal squandered a lead to lose for the second successive game.
Theo Walcott's cool fifth-minute finish from Alexis Sanchez's pass put the Gunners in control at the interval - but the second half brought a familiar painful fate for manager Arsene Wenger and his players.
As at Everton on Tuesday, they were overpowered and the credits were rolling once Leroy Sane ran on to David Silva's pass to beat Petr Cech with Arsenal appealing in vain for offside.
Mesut Ozil shrank from the occasion and wandered around aimlessly and ineffectively
City were on a roll and Arsenal were on the rack, the winner coming 19 minutes from time when Raheem Sterling was the beneficiary of Kevin de Bruyne's brilliant pass to arrow a low finish past Cech at his near post.
It bolstered City's title ambitions...
Manchester City 2-1 Arsenal - BBC Sport
The oddest thing in football at the moment, there are still Arsenal fans who think they can win major titles under Wenger. How long does anyone need at one club? How many years is it since won the league now?:rofl:
Zippy HAMMERED playing I'm forever blowing bubbles...
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West Hams new pitch is a yard too big on every side for their own good.
It's been a while since I've seen City enjoy that much space.
:rofl:
Apparently some Chinese visitors to London rang up West Ham to ask "what time is kick off?".
The answer?
"Every fifteen minutes".
Dirty b'stard Spurs.
We should be second in the table now.
It's not over till the fat Lulu's sings:)
Poor Harry Kane
Poor old Harry Kane
Found near a hospital down South
Poor Harry Kane
Poor old Harry Kane
Sounds like he's got a tampon in his mouth.:rofl:
Prediction. ...
Tonight's the night the tide changes in the title race.
Bournemouth 0 City 2
7 points behind Chelski and in second place.:)
What a prediction, get in!!
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Somebody's missing finger or toe.
FOL:)
C'mon City
Guess the debt collectors got started on him already. :sad:Quote:
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Somebody's missing finger or toe.
Citeh take on the mighty Terriers (Huddersfield Town) in this weekend's FA 5th Round. At fortress John Smiths Stadium. :)
Before the scoffing sounds, Huddersfield have been on a great Championship run lately, stuffing leaders Brighton, then derby rivals Leeds Utd, and then doing QPR away in their last 3 matches.
I bet Citeh are not relishing the trip East over the Pennines this weekend. :chitown:
Got a mate who supports both teams and he's buzzing at the extra revenue Huddersfield will get to buy a much needed new striker.Quote:
Originally Posted by kmart
They are definately not a team to be underestimated.