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Well, all these fine Indo threads lately I think its time DD opened an Indo subforum.
see look, even the punters are asking for it!
so youall PM DD and tell him to open up an indo subforum quick smart, like!Quote:
Sir Burr Quote:
Originally Posted by mrT https://teakdoor.com/images/td_defaul...s/viewpost.gif
personally my favourite is the Indonesian Travel - subforum
oh hang on, it doesnt exist yet!
I would definitely read a thread on the 'legendary' girls from Madura.
i suppose you want to moderate the sub-forum too.
sub-moderator mr T
absolutely not.
far too busy to spend all day on a forum!
i was going to go out with my camera today and take pics of places of interest around my area but its raining. :(
slimboyfat could be "Our Man in Batam".
Heeeeeeeeeey, this thread was supposed to be about ME!
dont hijack it before it even reaches 5 posts! :(
yeah i could handle that. i dont mind trying out everything there in the interests of TDQuote:
Originally Posted by Sir Burr
stop your crying you bloody schizoQuote:
Originally Posted by mrT
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ok ok YOU can be our ladyman in Batam!
i've got Jkt covered.
Is the Tanamour (spelling) still going strong in Jakarta, a few unforgetable nights i've had there. In fact that place was my introduction to the asian girly scene back in the early 90's.Quote:
Originally Posted by mrT
I have fond memories of Kramatunga in Tanjung Priok and the Jungle Bars in Surabaya.
I'm telling ya - there's loads of threads here!
and before anyone gets concerned that it will be all bargirls and stuff.....
you can check out these well interesting threads....
The Welsh embassy in JKt's girlie bar district
mrT
...........
oops,
hang on here' some legit indo travel threads...
1000 Islands - a school trip
mrT
Bandung - a weekend trip.
mrT
and its not just me either...
A Day At the Zoo
kingwillyhggtb
plus some indo news .....
Thousands of workers demand Nike not cut shoe orders from Indonesian supplier
mrT
Garuda jet crashes in Indonesia
MeMock
Make him the mod then, he must have a lot of spare time that can be better used than going to the zoo..Quote:
Originally Posted by mrT
and sport
oops forgot the linky
https://teakdoor.com/the-sports-room/...tml#post349565
and yet another reason to open an indo-subforum ...
piss off the taffy.Quote:
ChiangMai noon
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knock off the whinging.
I've been asking for a Welsh one for years.
i'll have to vote against making mrT a mod of any indo forum seeing as he can't be arsed to answer my question about the Tanamour club.
yeah thats the thing with mr T
its all ME ME ME ME with him.
my first thought too when I read the header...Quote:
Originally Posted by slimboyfat
I think a general "Asia Travel" subforum would be a good idea, there are a few threads of other countries in the region, the Philippines for example.
Could title it "Little poxy third world Islands" :)
yes, you could
but Jakarta does have a nice, laid back, girlie scene
lots of cuties and cheap, even free!
it was one of the best kept secrets until some posters opened their mouths
I went to Bali once. I could write about how a hotel waiter took me out to the jungle where I thought he was going to rape and torture me but in fact he took me to a funeral. It was a nice first date.
jet Gorgon, sounds like a lot of fun.
I think Fatboy should be made a moderator of the Malay/Sing area.
I also think KW/Mr T should be merged before we even consider an Indo sub-forum.
Hmmmm......merging the two avatars, shouldn't be too hard.Quote:
Originally Posted by Marmite the Dog
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Originally Posted by Marmite the Dog
but it was all a cunning plan, I wanted to create a good boy nic so that when my missus gets to reading TD she wont discover what KW has been up to!
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i had plans to use my gang of forum thugs to destablilise that area, then I myself would offer to restore law and order.Quote:
Originally Posted by Marmite the Dog
its a good plan and it has worked before for other dictators.
^
like Stroller in Issues.
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i dont actually care to be murderator, someone else can do that, just want somewhere i can post the odd travel or news related items in their proper place.
I think a Korea sub forum is needed
Or maybe just other asian countries forum
see this is the problem, IF we had an indo subforum i'd feel compelled to answer your questions, complete with pics and/or going prices....Quote:
Originally Posted by buriramboy
here's a little something with a reference to the "tanamour", but basically the tanamour and JJ's are in the shitty dive area of Kota - china town where anything goes, takes a braver man then me to walk into those dens of iniquity..... i suspect its somewhat similar to GRace hotel in bangers....
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57 SHE AIN'T GONNA FUCK NO MORE
HASH SONG OF THE YEAR 1981
To Charlie Truby goes the credit of the greatest new hash song
of the vear, indeed the greatest new song at least since Len Funk intro-
duced Baltimore to Jakarta.
My eyes have seen the glory of the coming of the whore
Who had fucked all round Jakarta, but had never come before,
She'd fuck and suck most anything and she had a running sore.
But she ain't gonna fuck no more.
CHORUS - any version
She hung around the Tankard and she danced at Tanamour
And with all the fucking that she'd done, she'd never come before,
But she ain't gonnaTuck no more.
That whore went round Jakarta in and out of very bed,
But through she tried with all her might, her **** felt almost dead,
But she ain't gonna fuck no more.
59 She alost quit then in despair, but then she had a flash.
She siad "I've tried most everything, but havn't tried the HASH!
And all those wankers are so pissed up, they'll never see the rash".
But she ain't gonna fuck no more.
And so one steaming monday night, she found the Anker truck,
She could see by the craced looks in their eyes that she would have
some luck,
So she strolled into the circle and challenged anyone to fuck
But she ain't gonna fuck no more.
The Hash Master was in control and so he stepped up first,
But sadly the man had drunk too much and overquenched his thirst;
When he pulled his flaccid penis out, she laughed like she would brust,
But she ain't gonna fuck no more.
The Joint Hash Masters took a turn, they stepped up one by one,
But with each prick she gave a sigh for still she hadn't come,
She said "You're no good at fucking, you'd best go back and run",
But she ain't gonna fuck no more.
The Masters of Music tried their hands but couldn't do a thing,
One was so tired from running, all he could do was sing,
The other tried a short cut, got his prick lost in her ring,
But she ain't gonna fuck no more.
Hash Cash stepped hard into the fray and tried to fill the breach
But when he put it up inside she said it wouldn't reach,
So she grabbed the Secretary and she sucked him like a leech,
But she ain't gonna fuck no more.
The Scribe stepped up and cried, "The pen is mightier than the sword",
But when he jumped upon her she just lay there looking bored;
She said "You're really nothing when you've whored like I have whored".
But she ain't gonna fuck no more.
The Religius Adviser said a prayer and called upon the gods,
The only way to make her come was with his divine rod,
But even with celestial help, he was like the other sods,
But she ain't gonna fuck no more.
All in the circle took their turns the Germans and the Frogs,
The Aussies, Yanks and Pommies and even a couple of wogs,
But the Dutchmen were the first in line to shed their running togs,
But she ain't gonna fuck no more.
When they all had finished she said "there's something I must tell,
I've laid here in the circle and watched all your pricks swell,
But for all the good you've done for me, you can all go straight to hell",
But she ain't gonna fuck no more.
They each had tried her one by one as she lay upon the grass,
They'd jammed it up her **** and mouth and some had tried her ass,
The one thing that they hadn't tried, was to fuck her all en masse,
But she ain't gonna fuck no more.
What alone they didn't do, they accomplished it in sum,
With three pricks between each finger and 18 up her bum
And 16 each in **** and mouth, she said "I think I've come",
But she ain't gonna fuck no more.
The city bells began to peel, her body began to shake,
Exploding rockets lit the sky, the earth began to quake,
That one massive orgasm was all that she could take,
But she ain't gonna fuck no more.
60
And when they climbed down off her and they looked upon the ground,
Nothing of her could be seen and nothing could be found,
They said though she was one good fuck, she'd never be a Hash House
Hound,
For she ain't gonna fuck no more.
How long have we had this Malaysia/Singapore sub forum?
Never noticed it before.
erm - long time.
sooo, wot abt it then DD?
The Malaysia sub-forum has been there for quite a long time. The Singapore bit was added because i think i must have winged something like Mr T is doing now - although I didnt start a whole thread about it like a big girly poof.Quote:
Originally Posted by ChiangMai noon
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stop bumping up old crappy threads :)
You get a bunch of posters living in Indonesia over here and it will probably be done. You keep on whinging like a small girl and it won't.Quote:
Originally Posted by mrT
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