on gay porn...
if it's lesbian action of course :)
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on gay porn...
if it's lesbian action of course :)
Keep tugging, look them in the eye, and do this...
https://teakdoor.com/images/imported/2015/11/578.jpg
that should do it, thanks :)
It's already too late for a protocol. here's what happens next, though:
https://teakdoor.com/images/imported/2015/11/692.jpg
Apologise to your mum and put a lock on that garden shed you live in.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dragonfly
Tell them it's your cock and you'll wash it as fast as you want
Willy just sent me a PM.
He recons there is no protocol when he spanks his little mini Monkey.
He especially likes doing it in play grounds, preferably in the day so everyone can see him. :confused:
You're a tad fucked up Willy and should seek treatment immediately. :ourrules:
Doctor's orders.
I was told to exercise my prostate regularly after my last examination.
:rolleyes:
Tezza just spilled his fantasy...by accident of course
Depends who you are wanking.
I have never read The Onan Protocol by Robert Ludlum but Genesis advises fleeing before Yahweh smites you.
By the way Onan wasn't cracking one off in the bible, he was having a go on his dead brother's wife* but pulled out and blew it on her back to avoid knocking her up (which is standard procedure as far as I am concerned).
It seems a bit historically unfair for him to end up as the patron saint of wanking.
* the brother was dead not the wife
not a question you need to ask, unless you suffer from multiple personality disorders.Quote:
Originally Posted by pseudolus
If caught wanking, simply speed up and aim for their eyes.
They usually leave of their own accord.
Greet with a handshake...Quote:
...what's the protocol when caught wanking...
Not at all. Take you for example - always wanking off old blokes in toilets for 20 baht. So what is your protocol when caught wanking off these old blokes? :smileylaughing:Quote:
Originally Posted by hazznot a question you need to ask, unless you suffer from multiple personality disorders.Quote:
Originally Posted by pseudolus
Nothing. Its the 11th Commandment.
Thou Shalt Not Get Caught.
PPPPPPP
I completely agree with the understandable part of your post.Quote:
Originally Posted by VocalNeal
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Originally Posted by Nawtier
Well at least I don't Wank into my Neighbors goats bottom. :confused:
You should stop that Immediately Nawty , I'm sure the goat does not like it and Somchai will not be happy when he catches you. :kiwi:
Is that what you pay for a young man to wank you off? 20 Baht?Quote:
Originally Posted by pseudolusNot at all. Take you for example - always wanking off old blokes in toilets for 20 baht. So what is your protocol when caught wanking off these old blokes? :smileylaughing:Quote:
Originally Posted by hazznot a question you need to ask, unless you suffer from multiple personality disorders.Quote:
Originally Posted by pseudolus
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=omNifHK_kXM
Why all the goat hate???
Is that your new sig?
So...you just admitted it....interesting.Quote:
Originally Posted by terry57Quote:
Originally Posted by Nawtier
Well at least I don't Wank into my Neighbors goats bottom. :confused:
You should stop that Immediately Nawty , I'm sure the goat does not like it and Somchai will not be happy when he catches you. :kiwi:
goat to go now....bye
Take no prisoners...Loose lips sink ships...Quote:
Originally Posted by Dragonfly
I have never wanked.
As an ex fluffer I take exception to the degrading of, what was, a very rewarding career. Unfortunately due to accident involving a donkey I am no longer involved in the lucrative business.
Many of the ladies are well known to tip the fluffer, as a "readied" weapon is a short quick ride to paradise they use to tell me.
its time you bought a hearing aid flutterby :)
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Originally Posted by Nawtier
Quite good that one Nawty. :)
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Originally Posted by wasabi
That's because you're quite lazy and rely on your Ladyboy to do it. :)
Jokes mate, just jokes, could not resist that. :kiwi:
I've never had a wet dream.
Wasabi must have had one every week his brother went on holiday
^
I had a Wet Dream one time Dill.
I awoke freezing my balls off and all of my bedding stuck to the ceiling.
I mean WTF. :confused:
Felt quite nice even though I was tad cold . :kiwi:
^ Should of called for the Fremantle doctor in a situation like that.
^
I thought about it but at 85 buks for a 15 minute consultation I thought I did not really need his advice. :confused:
for the whooosh ?Quote:
Originally Posted by reddog
What's whooosh mean?Quote:
Originally Posted by baldrick
Just deny it and say you are polishing the knob
When I were a lad, my dad came into my room unexpectedly while I was knocking one out.
He said "Son, if you keep doing that you'll go blind".
I said "Dad, I'm over here".
the wind passing above tweeery's headQuote:
Originally Posted by wjblaney
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fremantle_Doctor