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Imagine being married to the bird in the white shirt. It appears that she complains about every bloody thing.
The absolute best hamburgers?
Those made in a Greek cafe.
A real bun; beetroot; tomato sauce (ketchup) - up to you.
Would be 2/3 price of the Big Mac & more delicious - not "ala cardboard")
In fact, the Greek cafe is also good for fish 'n chips, vege scallops etc.
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Originally Posted by cnx37
Greek food = greasy, tasteless shit, what are you on about.
Mind you, that sounds like McDonalds anyway.
Ever had "non-greasy" hamburgers; fish 'n chips.
The grease is what makes it tasty.
The more times they reheat the oil the better.
Great stuff, fascinating, thanks for posting.
I'm delighted to know that yanks travel to pomland to try out the mcdonalds there.
Do try our excellent Mexican food too, before availing yourself of our most excellent NHS. We have fine psychological wards, full of pretty nurses coming to take you awaaay....
McDonald's indoctrination and references thereof.
There is something wrong.
No shit sherlock - and whatever it is, harryarsenalloser is a paid gimp in the system and bsnub is an unwitting/dimwitted accomplice :)
Poor little Albert is off his meds today.Quote:
Originally Posted by Nathan Napalm
:rofl:
You kidding?Quote:
Originally Posted by harrybarracudaQuote:
Originally Posted by cnx37
Greek food = greasy, tasteless shit, what are you on about.
Mind you, that sounds like McDonalds anyway.
Greeks do the best fish and chips.
And cnx37 is right, a proper hamburger needs a slice of canned beetroot, (before you knock it try it, you'll be surprised.)
Also TOMATOE sauce, NOT KETCHUP, which is sweeter.
Koojoo
You are all class - first class!
Next time you have a real hamburger, take a seat - don't stand up.
But, do not take the chair home unless she speaks Thai.
Poor little harry is an utter cvnt.Quote:
Originally Posted by harrybarracuda
:rofl:
every day :rofl:
Sounds like an aussie burgerQuote:
Originally Posted by cnx37
Of course!
I always thought the Wimpy burger was the British answer to Micky D's.
And of course Wimpy is the deadbeat mooching sidekick of Popeye the sailor.
Who said the British don't have a sense of humor?
:rofl:
^Cooked in Olive Oyl...
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Originally Posted by Mr Earl
Wimpy's British burger - to close to call.
Resembles Burger King than McD's
https://teakdoor.com/images/imported/2014/12/303.jpg
^is that really a Wimpy burger? That is a fucking work of art. Now I have one good reason to return to the UK.
:beerchug:
^Don't take his word for it Earl - they always used to look much shitter than that in real life.
I you are going to travel to the UK for a hamburger I feel sorry for you.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr Earl
I will stick with my local burger joints;
https://teakdoor.com/images/imported/2014/12/311.jpg
Thats a stack of bacon;
https://teakdoor.com/images/imported/2014/12/312.jpg
I live four blocks down the street from this local institution;
https://teakdoor.com/images/imported/2014/12/313.jpg
https://teakdoor.com/images/imported/2014/12/314.jpg
those repulsive accents and the supercilious delivery just want to make to make me smack those silly goons in the mouth.
the united states , from being a once great country has with surprising speed, become nothing more than the land of the loser.
the chinese will very soon be eating the septics for breakfast.
^ It is pathetic old fools such as yourself clinging onto a long lost empire who are truly pathetic. I laugh every time I read a post like yours.
You pathetic little men who are just wringing your hands awaiting Americas downfall will have a long time to wait yet. Oh and by the way if the Chinese do ever "eat the septics for breakfast" may you enjoy living under their thumb they will not be as gracious as your current American masters.
This is a Wimpy.
https://teakdoor.com/images/imported/2014/12/316.jpg
This is a fake just like you Jeff.
https://teakdoor.com/images/imported/2014/12/303.jpg
there was a time, not so long ago, when america was the leader, when its culture and its products were eagerly snapped up around the world, it had energy, vitality and a sense of optimism that was the envy of other countries.Quote:
Originally Posted by bsnub
its language and speech was dynamic and exciting, english with its sleeves rolled up was how i saw it described once. it was the future.
these days, though it represents all that is wrong in the world, it is a risible land, populated by weak chinless oestrogen soaked males and their fearsome shrill ball breaking women and led by an indecisive and weak fool deludedly hanging on to a sense of self importance and leadership that disappeared years ago.
it is a land of oprah winfreys, cartoon superheroes, bankruptcy,californian airheads and used car salesmen. it is the past.
They might build villages for us instead of carpet-bombing us.Quote:
Originally Posted by bsnub
https://teakdoor.com/world-news/14907...-run-down.html
To be fair though Chas, what you actually get from Wimpy looks nothing like their own picture either.Quote:
Originally Posted by chassamui
The burgers are all a bit shit anyway. I was just pointing out how easy it is to find a pic of an actual Wimpy instead of being an idle faker and printing the first pic you come across.Quote:
Originally Posted by Nathan Napalm
Are you familiar with my intense hatred of buns covered in birdseed? To represent a shit Wimpy Burger with something remotely resembling a proper burger served in a fresh bread roll, is highly misleading. People have been shot for less. Then again Jeff is a protected species.
They can't even make chips, what on earth are you on about?Quote:
Originally Posted by Koojo
What cnut cooks chips in olive oil?
Yukkkkkkk
Beef dripping mate, that's the only way.
Koojo
Tut tut! You should know better.
This is fact!Quote:
Originally Posted by harrybarracuda
https://teakdoor.com/Gallery/albums/u...25/harry-b.jpgQuote:
Originally Posted by harrybarracuda
You fvcking plank
Those bitches need to get down the kebab shop lickety split.
Americans, in the main, are as insular and ignorant as Russians.
Despite all their advantages in life, opportunities for advancement and supping from the cup of knowledge, they still have creatures who think streaky, back bacon fried to a crisp comprises the full repertoire of what bacon can be.
" Is this Ham?" she whines in that ghastly manner so redolent of the dull witted adolescent which she probably is.
That woman needs a damn good buggering by a hod carrier's mate from Scunthorpe.
Just for balanced reporting? :)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ru6wri23Ljk
^ that was hilarious, especially the vegemite. Pity I can't green you again.
Trump that with Duck Fat...That IS the bestQuote:
Originally Posted by harrybarracuda
This is funny shit! I would love to see a Brits eat American vid because us yanks have some awful food as well.....
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y3g5TfrGN6M
Oh here we go...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=s4UEifGF8DU
Don't be silly man, that's Roast Potatoes.Quote:
Originally Posted by Little ChuchokTrump that with Duck Fat...That IS the bestQuote:
Originally Posted by harrybarracuda