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Geesh pretty sad when I start dreaming of buying frozen french fries in Tesco...maybe time to fill the bathtub, put on a Leonard Cohen CD,grab a large scotch and a box cutter?
Naah maybe just head off for a happy ending oil massage?
Come on guys maybe not a great thread but marginally better than how does "it" smell or taste"..well perhaps not.....?
Wallow in the sadness of it all.
It makes you appreciate the finer things in life.
Then go and get your arse cheeks rubbed with oil for 59 minutes before .............
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Leonard Cohen,
Jesus Christ, he would be a fuken hoot at a piss up EH. :spam2:
They say that misery loves company but Leonard takes misery to a whole new level.
Suzanne was a nice top yourself song.
I was out with some guys the other night and they where telling me Dr Blow Job on Sukumvit now has a budget shop aimed at Teflers and other low life types.Quote:
Originally Posted by crepitas
Called Budget Dr Blow Job or similar.
Anyway its 500 for a blowy, maybe check that out EH. :)
Fuk listening to Leonard. :spam2:
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Originally Posted by patsycat
Onya Pats. Send that link to Socal EH. :rofl:
^^Probably a glory-hole with socal in the back...
You live in Thailand and have a bathtub? WOW!
I dream of having a bathtub.
Never thought of filling one with frozen fries from Tesco. Jello, maybe, but not fries.
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Socal lives to suck anonymous cocks. He works for free. :)
But then, no one has touched my perfect body with their mind...
^^With lips like a guppie, so they say...Heh...
Just Google the Sad Songs ever invented and you can wallow away.
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Socal has lips the size of a front end loaders tires. :)
^Sucks the chrome of a bumper, says Emma...
The Best of Bread was a good sad song album for me. Throw in a few Luther Vandross and Barry White and off we go for a tearfest.
Dance with my father again by luther..... Even grown up men have admitted to me that they get a bit wet around the eyes with that song. Hayfever.
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Could go on all day about socals oral skills EH. :rolleyes:
^Yep...Glad to hear he's using them well at Dr BJ's Bargain-Blow...
Onya, socal!...
Does he know how to use a knife and fork?
To eat meat?Quote:
Originally Posted by patsycat
Nah, probably not.
I am a mind of sad songs. Jim Croce comes to mind.
Given the way i have seen Northern Americans way of eating. They cut the food up into wee tiny pieces and then use their forks to shovel it in.
Our friend Crusty probably just gnaws on the most available meat product. Be it alive or dead. Doing a Vampire Diaries remake in Fuckit.
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Crusty gnaws on Socals tiny little wiener.
Socals little piece of meat is mainly dead. Just how Crusty likes it.
Rancid, smelling and oozing smelly stuff. :spam2:
Every house I have ever lived in Thailand in had a bath tub. Where have you been slumming? :)Quote:
Originally Posted by misskit
At the moment in Sunny Switzerland i only have a shower. Oh to lie in a bubble bath would be a dream come true. Listening to sad songs.... drinking a nice cold glass of wine.
I don't cost much.
^^The North.
When I built this house there was a dearth of bathtubs in Chiang Mai. Also, the water pumped from the ground stained everything white a yellow color so didn't make sense to install a bathtub.
Now, Homepro is full of bathtubs and I have, just last month, been connected to city water. Some serious remodeling of this house must be done to get one installed, but it's in the plans.
Then I shall fill it with jello, not fries.
Fill it with jelly and then get in up to your neck and then lie still let it set and then post a pick!
I vote for green!
Having just spent the past 3 months wallowing in my own filth by using the solitary washing facility, a bath, at my father's gaff in the UK, I yearned, nay deliriously craved a refreshing shower where ones own grime could be seen to slide gracefully off ones torso, opening ones choked pores from the daily stubborn pollutant that we call earth's atmosphere.
Alternatively I suppose I could have just stepped outside my father's abode completely naked as it had been pissing down non stop for around 6 weeks to achieve same. Unfortunately we live in a park with plenty of lighting so maybe it's only geared for attention seekers :)
Indecent exposure.
Purchase a shower adapter that fits over the taps of the bath.
Or do a little plumbing job and fit a shower ,tap combination to the bath. Then you can have a shower in the bath.
Fancy knocking Leonard Cohen, Terry!
Dear me!
He's a legend!
Leonard Cohen Closing Time YouTube - Bing Videos
You stick it through that glory hole, Socal is gonna take that box cutter and cut it off. Just another shriveled TD member's member for his necklace.Quote:
Originally Posted by BaitongBoy
https://teakdoor.com/images/imported/2014/03/1215.jpg
That is a recent pic of Socal by the way.
How much for short ?Quote:
Originally Posted by AsGoodAsItGetsYou stick it through that glory hole, Socal is gonna take that box cutter and cut it off. Just another shriveled TD member's member for his necklace.Quote:
Originally Posted by BaitongBoy
https://teakdoor.com/images/imported/2014/03/1214.jpg
That is a recent pic of Socal by the way.
The working girls should wear necklaces like that. It could give them rank.
https://teakdoor.com/images/imported/2014/03/1217.jpg
^Looks like an intrauterine device...
I lived in places in Bangkok that had bathtubs, but the hot water system was so crap (had to have the shower on hot and let it dribble) that you had to wait about 3hrs.
Had a few bathtime games with birds in those bathtubs, most of whom had never sat in one