"Camilla! Fetch me my lao and my sickle this instant or I'll have mater lop your fucking head orf"
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"Camilla! Fetch me my lao and my sickle this instant or I'll have mater lop your fucking head orf"
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Look more like Oprah.
No it doesn't. It looks exactly like Prince Charles because it is the man himself.Quote:
Originally Posted by pseudolus
Thanks for the laugh STS. Too much fun. I got delayed in leaving the rice bowl last month (definitely ranked up with one of your epic adventures).
The machete' incident on the third followed by the BIB appearance 2 hours later.
More to follow. As it is now less than 32 hours before I do a face plant getting off the bus in good ol' Patters.
For Super Bowl Monday of course.
I offer the young lord the finest intoxicant known to humanity
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I did not know that lao khao had estrogen?
Homemade pic Slap?
Pinched it..:)Quote:
Originally Posted by bkkpirate
The ayes have it.Quote:
Originally Posted by withnallstoke
One of the foremost choreographers of Isaan flaunts his skills..
3...2....1.....SPLAT
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Slap, does your Mater-in-law start up a fifteen minute conversation/rant that you have absolutely no idea wtf she is talking about?
Please say yes so I am not the only one as my Mat only speaks in Laotion...
We haven't conversed in months. Mainly due to me hating her.Quote:
Originally Posted by bkkpirate
I don't know which is worse... leaving the rice bowl and The Thailand (don't) Got Talent 24/7 bass players here...
or to see the beautiful Mensa members in Pattaya.
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^ That chap has numerous attributes.
A snazzy comb over. An assortment of tasteful tattoos. A stupendous stomach. And a fucking massive knob.
^ The first three are blatantly obvious, how do you know about the last?
It's acting as scaffolding for his fuck off gut..Quote:
Originally Posted by palexxxx
Thanks for the laughs this afternoon.Quote:
Originally Posted by somtamslap
Off to the first and maybe only visit to the esteemed Tesco's in the urban sprawl of Na Kae (all 3 square KMs of it).
Be safe and I'll crack open a LEO Grande' (or six) reading over Slap's Siam Adventures.
Soon to be on Bravo Television.
Tell me, why guys do comb overs.
What else would they do? Comb afters?
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Originally Posted by Mozzbie47
lmfao red bull gives you wingsQuote:
Originally Posted by bkkpirate
Charles and William both do "comb overs. Question is, will "Arry? Is he in your neighborhood as well Slap?
If so, she's lost an considerable amount of weight.Quote:
Originally Posted by pseudolus
The fat cow.
^^^^^Quote:
Originally Posted by bkkpirate
Is that the Israeli cnut Benjamin Netanyahu, cheap fooker , spying on the Iranians in Pattaya, :)
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Because it hides Jewishness.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mozzbie47
Or the 666 on the top of the head.
Get away, that's por isn't it?Quote:
Originally Posted by somtamslap
You've married into royalty.
I was told by a Japanese lass that worked for me that the Japanese call the comb over a 'bar code'
I guess it reads fu*k-wit