I have documented the cliffhanger break up with my chinky GF on a poll thread here.
https://teakdoor.com/members-only/118829-condom.html
Any other good ones?
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I have documented the cliffhanger break up with my chinky GF on a poll thread here.
https://teakdoor.com/members-only/118829-condom.html
Any other good ones?
I finished my last Chinese gf over facebook - She was studing her masters degree at Liverpool Uni.. she was lovely, intelligent, beautiful, however incredibly clingy and wanted me to phone her every night for a pointless conversation about what we both have done that day.
Here's how our last messages went..
Me:Quote:
U never call me
And ask me how is life going
I was ill after the exam 'but u never call me
U let me down
i don't know what i should say,but i really can not feel your love.and you know,you never cherish me.
you never share your life with me,and i think there is no point to get together
but i still feel very unthinaable,you don't really lokie me ,why you stay and sleep with me when we first met
i have many questions want to ask you ,and you really need to ask yourself
you are no responsible and you are not serious ,i could feel that.
donnot think i am paranoid or weird,maybe you need to think about yourself ,did you treat me nice?did u treat me like as a beloved one?no
and what i should say is i have get used to live alone without you .if you talk to me everyday.care about my daily life,maybe i will have attachment to you ,but you do not care about me ,so life is the same with you or without you .
HerQuote:
you ive too far away to be "serious" as you say.. and you will eventualyl go home to china.... so why not just be happy "seeing" each other every week and having fun??? what is the problem?
me:Quote:
You fucking bastard!!!!
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Wow you really are fucked up and ruin what we had
We had a great time together, i used to go stay with her at the weekends in her student accommodation. We'd go out for meals in Liverpool and the Cinema.. She had a pretty good deal out of me..Quote:
hello
Talk about tapped in the head :mid:
this thread has the makings of a comedy classic. Can't think of a bizzare breakup but there have been a few close shaves. I will post some close shaves if i can be so permitted.
go on then
From observations, your Asian girl connection seems to be exclusively through online resources. All we need to know.Quote:
Originally Posted by ShrewedPunter
Pathetic.
I tried for a years to pull this hot as shit, blonde Irish lass from behind the bar in my local Thursday night club when I was at Uni.
On the night that I finally succeded I also had the choice of another, younger, fitter model.
I decided to go home with the Irish girl and spent the night with an un-controlable boner that she somehow managed to skate around. I had blue balls. Anyway, next day I called number 2 but it was early February so bad timing.
Our date was valentines day so I spent a lot of my student budget on a fancy meal in an expensive restaurant. We go home after the romantic meal and my house mates were watching Something About Mary, so we joined in. Half way through the movie she says she has to go home and get her bag.
So she disappears and never comes back.
The next week I see her in the papers for shagging a married Leicester football player and then soon after that she's on page 3 of The Sun.
Bloody gutted I never got in that!
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Originally Posted by Rural Surin
I'm not lucky enough to live in such a vibrant multicultural part of the country, how else can i hook up with them? :bananaman:
one memorable, or rather hazily remembered evening I went out with a group of friends including the GF. Ended up at friends condo who lived in the place directly opposite ie front doors 3 metres opposite each other. Obviously copious amounts of alcohol had been consumed and eventually the GF retired back to our condo as the rest of us reprobates continued the debauchery. to cut a longish story short I ended up staying in the friends spare room with a female of the species. I think the intention must have been to get back to my place but sleep got the better of me.
Anyway I woke up to the sound of the door bell ringing, thank fuck the door must have been locked as a quick bleary eyed hungover assessment of the situation i concluded things did not look all that great. Shorts on and a quick bolt out of the bedroom before the door could be answered meant that i had time to grab the bedsheet from the bed with girl still lying there, lie down on the sofa and pretend to be asleep there. This was necessary as the hosts were unaware that I had failed to return to my own bed.
The door was duly answered and yes it was the GF wondering where the fuck I was and why I had not made it back the 3 steps it should have taken me to get back to my rightful sleeping place. I did my best to feign total bemusement as to where I was and put a brave face on it. It must be said my hosts GF was less than impressed with my choice of sleeping arrangements being a potential face losing situation all round. Possibly the loss of my face physically if things had gone wobbly at this point. Needless to say there was a fairly tense atmosphere around that morning. My mate the host found it incredibly amusing however and could not seem to remove the smirk from his face for a long time.
Yes I was sweating a bit and a little dry mouthed that morning.
Just your name and avatar makes me think of blood sucking virgins. I'm gonna have a beer and then read and enjoy your post.:)
Dude. Seriously.Quote:
Originally Posted by ShrewedPunter
Should have left it at that. Describes you perfectly.Quote:
Originally Posted by draco888
Try and remember a story should have a beginning a middle and and end.
jeez what is it with you? did your boyfriend leave shit stains on the bed sheets again today? why so full of bile? do your blood pressure a favour and simply put me on ignore big man. is that so difficult for you?Quote:
Originally Posted by chassamui
im going to a 5 star resort with my X in a few weeks. We couldn't find anyone to travel with so...
^Is that the big Canadian lumberjack girl Socal?
Get a twin room so you don't have to suffer a week of that Dutch oven boyfriend abuse :)
Nah, he`s going for that big Caribbean bird who`s going to give it him up the poop shoot every night seeing as Emma has gone AWOL.
She ain't fat man. But she's almost 6 feetQuote:
Originally Posted by Looper
Funny how I get my balls busted for Emma but various critics know Emma's status.Quote:
Originally Posted by astasinim
yeh critics like George Michael .....
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The classic Monty Python Lumberjack Song is coming to mind.
I mentioned the story here at teakdoor years ago.
Nice looking bright girl (electrical engineering degree) but a bit possessive. Just visited her website (because of this thread) to see how she’s doing. Married with two kids now.
Had a weekend meeting to attend (hazardous material issue) and I was running a bit late to meet up with her. I called her a good ½ hour before we were to meet to let her know I would be running late.
She wasn’t happy. So I told her to go ahead without me and I would meet up with her later.
After meeting up with her later and listening to her hem and haw, she/we thought it might be best if we split up. I told her, since I was in the area it would be a good time for me to pick up my clothes that were at her house (I was living with her about 5 evenings a week).
I arrived at her home shortly after she arrived (she was driving her corvette) and knocked on the door. She was reluctant to answer, but I persisted and she finally let me in. I picked up some of my things and asked where she was keeping the rest? After more hemming and hawing she gave it all up and I was out the door.
She followed me and as if she had some place to get to in a hurry she started out the driveway before me, but had to pull back in because of a flat/low tire.
She got out of the car and jump on my hood as I was leaving and started to key the hood of a very nice SUV I was driving blaming me for her flat tire.
I pulled back into her driveway, with her still on the hood and tried to reason with her while still in the SUV. It didn’t ease her frustration, but she did slide off the hood to start keying the side of the SUV.
At that point I called the cops (neighbors started to gather). Cops came and each of us told our side of the story. Officers asked me if I wanted her arrested. I thought for just a second and realized if she was arrested she might lose her professional license, so I asked her if she would pay for the damages I would not have her arrested. She agreed.
Now the bizarre part,…………
After getting a copy of the estimate for the damages (from the Mercedes dealer) she said she wasn’t going to pay. I called the attorney who was handling the case for the county and the attorney filed some papers to have her picked up and arrested.
Couple weeks later I received a call from the attorney saying they had picked her up and they booked her in jail. The attorney (working for the state was pissed at this young women for some reason) and wanted her to spend time in jail. The old girlfriend decided to try and fight the charges and bonded out.
My deposition,…….
It was clear to everyone at the time the girl had no chance in winning in court so her attorney consulted with her and she agreed to pay for the damages.
But Oh No, that wasn’t good enough for the attorney working for the state. This young women wasn’t getting off that easy.
The attorney working for the state consulted with me and told me this young women needed jail time and I tried to explain her to about her professional license (would lose it). I didn’t want the girl to suffer (professionally) because of a one heated argument.
The state attorney told me about a first offender program that she would charge the old girlfriend with. As a first offender, the crime wouldn’t show up on her record unless she were to comment another crime and no professional regulatory board would ever find out about her run in with the law unless she committed another crime.
The court ordered the old girlfriend to pay me back for the damages, over 400 hours of community service, anger management classes, court costs and about one year probation.
Bad girl :)
I was dating an Hispanic girl from Honduras that had moved to my neighborhood. She was beautiful, but had a hot temper. She suspected I was cheating and one day, she knocked on the door of a girl's house I was at. She had somehow tracked me down there and to this day, I am still trying to figure out how she found me across town in a city of millions of people. The other girl answered the door and came and got me and told me I had a visitor. When I went to the door I got socked in the face, shoved, screamed at and told off in Spanish and then she stormed off.
She then went to my house, used her key, went in and tore the place up. She burned all my important documents in the kitchen sink - social security card, birth cert etc She also set fire to all the photos I had of me as a child. It was all of them and I do not have any pics of me growing up now! She broke dishes and slashed some of my furniture and walls with a knife. She grabbed all my clothing out of my closet, went outside and threw them up and down the street.
I arrived home to see the my shirts and jeans and other apparel hanging in the trees up and down the street and all over the place. Thank goodness she did not get in my gun safe.
For months she would call me and leave weeping messages asking to get back together. She showed up at my company and house constantly. She was so beautiful, I had to fight off the urge to start seeing her again! :)
I have a half a dozen or so other stories that I might share when I have time.
from observations, he posted the following, which doesn't sound like on-lineQuote:
Originally Posted by Rural Surin
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Originally Posted by ScrewedPunter
sounds OK to me
so some good came out of all that!Quote:
Originally Posted by chitown
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Who the fuck are you ordering people around in a threatening manner? Are you a mod or the new site owner?Quote:
Originally Posted by draco888
I suspect you are too dull for anything that exciting. You obviously need to get a more interesting life than the one you have now. You are a waste of a good skin.
In Bangkok, between marriages. Living in a dump apartment with Thai GF and sister (I spent most of my time working on the border, so wasn't there that often). Came up from the border one Friday evening only to find that the GF was about to get on a bus to go see her parents. So, I stay, as I have no other place to go until I go back to the border on Monday. GF's sister is there - bottle of scotch later, we're in the sack.
Meanwhile, GF's bus breaks down and, since they are barely out of the city, she decides to scrub the trip and return home.
An hour later, she walks in to find me and sis tearing up the sheets.............
End of................
Oh dear. One of those situations where you are about 2 minutes from orgasm, and can't possibly stop. But you can't continue.
I can't say I've had any actual bizarre breakups, but I've had some bizarre GFs. Probably the strangest was a Singaporean girl who liked me to bite her breasts QUITE hard, and whether I did or not, always screamed (as if in pain) just before I came. Used to rather put me off. Stayed with her though, as she had such a long cervix it was like having her tongue in there.....every man's dream. :bananaman:
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You wouldnt have touched the sides Princey......Quote:
Originally Posted by The Fresh Prince
Woiuld have been like chuckin a screwdriver in the back of a transit van.:)
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Don't know if this counts as it was a very short relationship, but it was quite strange. I was in university in Florida. Met an absolute stunner in one of my classes. A sorority girl, very unlike most of the girls I was seeing at the time, who mostly worked in bars. We went back to my place, drank and got high and screwed our brains out for four days. Didn't go to work or class, just stayed out at the farmhouse getting it on.
Woke up the morning of the 5th day and she's gone.....note on the table.
"Thanks for a great time and some good memories. I'm off to Germany this afternoon. Getting married in a few days to my boyfriend, who's an Army officer in Germany. Bye!!!!"
A bit of a surprise for you, but normal ! Girls often like to have one last fling. I had one girl twice, and about 7 months later saw her pregnant. Made me feel quite odd, and when I asked if it was me, she said definitely not. I knew she had been friendly with another guy but not THAT friendly. Seems she must have been one or two months preggers when she had a fling with me.
Saw the kid years later, and no family resemblance to me at all. I looked pretty closely, too !
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Didn't have a fat head and look like a dummy, eh? :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Latindancer
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Latindancer; "I have a fat head"..."she thought I was a dummy"
I decided to try an educated, 'normal' Thai girl. I did everything possible to make a go of it, even giving up my excellent apartment in the centre of town to have (and pay for) two homes; one in Bangkok for me during the week and one in Ayutthaya at the weekend. She would moan about paying the bills for the place in Ayutthaya, despite them amounting to bugger all. In her spare time when I wasn't there, she'd chat up other western guys. She got the arse with me when I read her email exchange with a potential beau - that was apparently more wrong than trying to have an affair.
Anyway, it took a while to extract myself from the situation and in the meantime got myself a nice Cambodian girlie who went like a train and had genuine intellect as opposed to the Thai gf's fake intellect.
The icing on the cake was when she helped me find a decent place in Bangkok thinking she was coming with me. The day we moved from the Ayutthaya place she was given her marching orders.
It's not only Thai slappers who get one over their other halves.
This breakup shure was bizarre
When I was about 19 , I was carrying on with a 43 year old , married with 3 kids.
She wanted to finish with him and go off in the sunset with me , er, to live in a caravan on Canvey Island.
Anyway her old man ( an Irish navvy ) had other ideas , employing a private dic to follow us etc.
Now the bizare ending to it was this paddy instead of smashing 7 bells out of me when he eventually caught up with me , came into my local watering hole and bought me drinks , became quite friendly with me , so I would divulge to him exactly what had made her so happy.
I never did as I guess I would have lost my head at that point. !
Happy ending though as they are still to this day together :cmn:
you find that threatening?? you seem easily scared big man :)Quote:
Originally Posted by chassamui
you appear to be one of the (thankfully) small number of members here who relishes pathetic playground style grudges against other members for no apparent reason. Are you a ginger by any chance?
Why are you making conjectures about my life? why read my posts if they are a waste of time? why take the thread off topic? do you feel safe and cozy behind your keyboard?
suggest you stick to your recommended daily dose of meds, no more and no less remember big man. Go now, your BF is calling!
Go on admit it, despite your macho avatar you're a girl aren't you. And an incredibly dull one at that.Quote:
Originally Posted by draco888
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Originally Posted by chassamui
Don't let the forum " boreham " get to you Chicken Chasseur :tieme:
I think Loopers chinese bird on another thread is pretty close to bizzare
So dull I inspire you to keep posting in response to messages not even directed towards you?Quote:
Originally Posted by chassamui
BTW what is wrong with being a female?
They're crap. Generally thick, ignorant and nothing but a pain in the arse.Quote:
Originally Posted by draco888
I had a girl jump out of a car I was driving because we were arguing about breaking up. She just opened the door, I was doing about 60km I suppose, I pull the anchors on while she was fumbling with the seatbelt and by the time she got out the car was going slow enough that she wasn't really badly hurt.
Of course I didn't break up with her that night, so she got what she wanted. I took a few more months of crazy shit before finally dumping her.