Is an erection important in the scheme of things?

Is an erection important in the general scheme of things?

I think that if I was obliged to lose one of my appetites, then I would forego the sense of taste or hearing before that of touch and sexual arousement. Sight? No.

When the first king of Saudi Arabia Abdul Assiz, (a non-drinker & non-smoker) was progressively attaining his dotage, his advisers provided him with younger and younger girls to sate his predominant appetite for pussy. When even that expedient had no effect, he lost the appetite for life itself and died.

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Originally Posted by MANICHAEAN

When even that expedient had no effect, he lost the appetite for life itself and died.

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I've always thought that a devout monk would eventually die during meditation from that same disconnection to the world.



Morning erections become a problem with a family. You've got to wait those extra minutes before you go out to the kitchen in the morning. Nobody wants to see dad with a boner in his pants. Slow down you move to fast, you've got to make the morning last.

Wood.
Ever notice that different stimulation [and arousal] produce different growth?

Not really. Its either up or its not!

I suppose if you want to fuck it's necessary.

Not a problem waiting a few minutes in the morning. The issue is how to create the same problem late evening about bedtime.

I think there are more interesting things in the sphere of human experience than shagging.

It is great fun of course but I can imagine life without it.

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Originally Posted by Looper

It is great fun of course but I can imagine life without it.

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I think your talking from a position of having an empty sack ,, give it a couple of days for a replenish and you will be back champing at the bit trying to edit your post :)

BTW I can't imagine it that way

I think sex is not that inportant to the woman but the men its a very big deal,

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Originally Posted by Looper

It is great fun of course but I can imagine life without it.

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I think your talking from a position of having an empty sack ,, give it a couple of days for a replenish and you will be back champing at the bit trying to edit your post :)

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You could be on the money there Nigel. I am in Phuket at the moment and have been schooling a pretty Sisaket girl in the arts of backdoor banditry for the past 2 days so my balls are like two dried raisins tonight :)

The good news is that she is an enthusiastic student and a quick learner! I have not had such good sexual chemistry with a woman for some time. Almost good enough to make me want to jack the work in and move here for her further learning needs :)

She is very nice actually and I would settle for her as a permanent GF if I moved here.

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Originally Posted by nevets

I think sex is not that inportant to the woman but the men its a very big deal,

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i think you underestimate the importance of sex to the woman.

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Originally Posted by Looper

so my balls are like two dried raisins tonight

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Ah >>>>>>>>> the memories :)

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The good news is that she is an enthusiastic student and a quick learner! I have not had such good sexual chemistry with a woman for some time. Almost good enough to make me want to jack the work in and move here for her further learning needs :)

She is very nice actually and I would settle for her as a permanent GF if I moved here.

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Wow ! Coming from the guy who won the Teakdoor competition for which member had sampled girls from the most number of countries, that's a pretty good compliment for her.
A good Isaan girl is indeed wonderful.

I'm happy to say without fail I wake up with a morning tent! I'd be very worried if i didn't.

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Originally Posted by MANICHAEAN

When the first king of Saudi Arabia Abdul Assiz, (a non-drinker & non-smoker) was progressively attaining his dotage, his advisers provided him with younger and younger girls to sate his predominant appetite for pussy.

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Yes, that is always worth a try

ask Eggsarnie

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I think sex is not that inportant to the woman but the men its a very big deal,

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oh dear, do you really believe that?

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The good news is that she is an enthusiastic student and a quick learner! I have not had such good sexual chemistry with a woman for some time. Almost good enough to make me want to jack the work in and move here for her further learning needs :)

She is very nice actually and I would settle for her as a permanent GF if I moved here.

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Wow ! Coming from the guy who won the Teakdoor competition for which member had sampled girls from the most number of countries, that's a pretty good compliment for her.
A good Isaan girl is indeed wonderful.

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BTW thats a missquote ,,,,

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I'm happy to say without fail I wake up with a morning tent! I'd be very worried if i didn't

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Nice to retain bladder control at your age.
I find lovers balls more of a problem. Need emptying regularly to keep the pain away. Not a problem since I moved here, even at my advanced age.

"Today we hab beeg erection! So no dlink, then party after. OK?'"

That's what my Thai lady said to me excitedly a couple of years ago as I woke up one morning.

I checked under the sheet, yup, the woody was there and getting twitchy,.... until a couple of minutes later when I figured out that she was getting all excited about the elections.

Testicular pain has a number of causes. Often, with pain in the scrotum, the pain is not actually originating from the testicles, but rather from the surrounding structures. One such cause is epididymitis; this is inflammation of the epididymis, a coiled group of tubules sitting on top of the testicles. Epididymitis may be acute or chronic, is often due to infection, and may be accompanied by painful urination and increased frequency of urination.

A varicocele, or abnormally dilated vein in the scrotum, can also cause a type of dull ache. A dull ache originating from the testicle itself could be due to a benign mass such as a cyst, or more rarely, due to a more serious condition such as testicular cancer.

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I find lovers balls more of a problem. Need emptying regularly to keep the pain away

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Originally Posted by MANICHAEAN

Testicular pain has a number of causes.

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check it out!

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She is very nice actually and I would settle for her as a permanent GF if I moved here.

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You bringing her along to the Chrissy Teakdoor piss-up mate? :)

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check it out!

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I did. About 5 years ago one of my balls became painfully swollen. The size and colour of a cricket ball. Within 10 days it a benign growth was removed as a day case patient.
The lovers balls I refer to is a more generalised dull ache in the area of the bollox when not emptied regularly. I am fortunate that I have no bladder problems, frequency or pain with urination, (and an obliging partner). Job jobbed. ;)

I suppose easy erections are useful if you are a fast food barbarian.

Presents no challenges or opportunities.

Gimme a proper dining experience every time.

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I suppose easy erections are useful if you are a fast food barbarian.

Presents no challenges or opportunities.

Gimme a proper dining experience every time.

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Two to three courses.

Jan, Jan
Quick read this one

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The good news is that she is an enthusiastic student and a quick learner! I have not had such good sexual chemistry with a woman for some time. Almost good enough to make me want to jack the work in and move here for her further learning needs :)

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She is very nice actually and I would settle for her as a permanent GF if I moved here.[/COLOR]

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Wow ! Coming from the guy who won the Teakdoor competition for which member had sampled girls from the most number of countries, that's a pretty good compliment for her.
A good Isaan girl is indeed wonderful.

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BTW thats a missquote ,,,,

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so my balls are like two dried raisins tonight

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Nigelandjan replied..

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Ah >>>>>>>>> the memories :)

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You remember Looper's balls??!! - Too much information mate :)

Simon

^At least Chas has the sensitivity to keep his lover's identity anonymous :)

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I find lovers balls more of a problem. Need emptying regularly to keep the pain away.

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A pub-goer is wanted by police for wiping faeces on women drinkers.

Both of the 'disgusting' attacks took place at The Oakes pub on Bridge Street, Ramsbottom.

The man was spotted walking into the men's toilets before reappearing and wiping his own faeces on the women's arms.

Police have now released a CCTV image of a man, who is wanted on suspicion of assault.

Pc Rachael Allen, based at Bury police station, said: “This is a disgusting act that has left two women deeply shocked by what has happened. This was a completely unprovoked assault by a man the victims did not know and we believe the same person is responsible for both incidents. The image captured on CCTV is very clear and I believe that someone will recognise the man. If you do, I urge you to contact police. Alternatively, if you were at the pub at the time of both incidents and saw something suspicious, please call us.”

The first incident happened on October 12 at around 11.30pm.

The 46-year-old victim noticed the man wipe something on her arm. It was only after he walked away she realised it was excrement.

The second assault took place less than two weeks later on October 25 at around 9pm.

A 52-year-old woman felt her clothing being touched before looking down and discovering human waste on her sleeve.

The man was white, aged 45-50, of medium build and around 5ft 8 to 6ft tall. He had short cropped hair that was grey at the side and wore a dark jacket, check shirt with a grey t-shirt underneath.

Anyone with information should phone police on 0161 856 8122 or the independent charity Crimestoppers, anonymously, on 0800 555 111.

^Ah, yeah - thanks for that.

Not at all sure what it has to do with the thread though....

Did he have an erection?

If so is it relevant as hard evidence?

^ No idea. But it is a shitty thing to happen...

they can recover dna from faeces, so good chance of cayching him.

^ True.

I think it's pretty important.
The Missus? Not so much these days.

Not important as long as you can get it in there with chopsticks. Aah ! That lovely warm skin on skin feeling :bananaman:

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Originally Posted by MANICHAEAN

Did he have an erection?

If so is it relevant as hard evidence?

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Temperate wood might be subjective to climate conditions.
Best to acclimate to tropical wood.