Hello. I discovered this site about a week ago. There seems to be some good commentary here so I thought I would join the club.
Now do I have to go through any hazing or such? Should I be learning a secret handshakes if we meet in person?
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Hello. I discovered this site about a week ago. There seems to be some good commentary here so I thought I would join the club.
Now do I have to go through any hazing or such? Should I be learning a secret handshakes if we meet in person?
Welcome
you really dont want to meet them as most of them are nutters
Welcome.
The secret handshake will be taught via an instructional video in the e-mail if you reach 100 posts in one week. :D
You forgot to mention the requirement to post nude pictures of yourself.Quote:
Originally Posted by stroller
Welcome Garuda. Ignore Riggers comments, he is only pissed off because someone forwarded his nude pictures to his boss.
Well that, and the fact his Boss liked them so much he is now requesting more...Quote:
Originally Posted by Dougal
If You Like to Bull Shit You have found the BS Capital of South East Asia. Some good Information can be found here Thats about 5 % of all comments. But mostly off the wall comments that with $2.00 U.S. you may be able to buy a cup of coffee. More if the vendor finds out you are a member of this group.
It is a fun place to read all the Pros and Cons. Please take it all with a grain of salt. Best way to make friends is agree with them. But that ain't no fun.
don
Rangsit Thailand. :saythat:
Just a pic with one's face clearly vsible is enough, our experienced photoshop experts will do the rest. :cool:Quote:
Originally Posted by Dougal
https://teakdoor.com/photoshop-stuff/...tml#post120761
Oh yes the hazing will be relentless! Especially if you don't live up you your exalted nickname!;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Garuda
anyway welcome and don't worry. This is one of the most laid back forums on the net. If it wasn't most of us would have been banned long ago.
And what is really scary is he is a big Harley riding Maori :(Quote:
Originally Posted by friscofrankie
hi garuda. welcome.
where are you from, what do you do and whats your inside leg measurement?
ok forget the last question
All kidding aside, welcome to the forum. This is a place founded on having fun while at the same time a great source of information on living in this wacky country. You got a few hunnert years of experience living in Thailand & South East Asia to draw on.
Folks here ain't too excitable and it's doubtful you'll pose a question someone hasn't had experience with. Lot of off the wall comments to be sure, but a helluva lot of good usable advice and information as well.
G'day Garuda, welcome aboard. You should enjoy yourself here. As SBF says, give us some info (but forget about the last one) !!
I was only kidding all the guys I have met from TD have been a good laugh and decent people except DD and his Bum bag brigade I would stay well clear of them :)Quote:
Originally Posted by JoGeAr
What? No secret handshake? I certainly hope there aren't any secret reach arounds.
I'm an American. But an American who is aware of the following:
-football is played on a pitch, by guys wearing a kit and boots,
-a Kiwi isn't just something you eat (unless she's a stunner),
-the differences between ARF and rugby league,
-the Rep. of Ireland isn't part of the UK, nor GB,
-Canada will become the US's 51st state soon enough,
-and most importantly, GWB is a twat.
I've lived in Thailand for nearly tree years, but the more time I spend here, the less I understand the place.
My inside leg measurment is anywhere between 5"-7". But I hear it's all about girth.
^ you'll do fine here bro!
does your choice of avatar reflect anything to do with Indonesia or low cost airlines?
For sure. I fly with them at every opportunity. Their logo rocks.
But I'm more interested in the mythical bird.
I thought avatars were only the picture.
yeah they are but you have to realise that KW is a bit thickQuote:
Originally Posted by Garuda
Hi Garuda, you seem like an intelligent American, you'll be a unique and welcome addition to the gang:)
'Piss off you bandy-legged monkey-faced clodhopper!'........And that was the last thing she said to me before she started throwing the saucepans; and there were quite a few of them - we were in the kitchenware section of Tesco Lotus........Anyhows, I shouldn't be bothering you with my problems, welcome to the board, enjoy your time spent here and if you want a peaceful life avoid woman with long red hair....coming out of their nostrils....trust me on this.
Surely you're just flirting Helicopter.Quote:
Originally Posted by Helicopter
"Intelligent American", isn't that one of those oxymoronic thingies?
Thanks, but I already made that mistake a few years back.Quote:
Originally Posted by danbo
Keep your wallet on you at all times, and if you drop it mind how you bend over to pick it up.
Jesus mother of Mary this community runs deep. How well do you people know eachother? There are secret handshakes are you're just not yet telling me about them. That's okay; I understand.
How is one supposed to know when not to enter into a thread? I figure with all your familiarities, determining the differences between sincerity and facetiousness, facetiousness and sarcasm is going to be quite difficult.
And what's with all these forums? I've never heard of Pattaya Secrets, Mango, and the others. I'd heard of stickman, but never been to the site, and I've only recently heard about TD from Ajarn. I feel like poor Donny from The Big Lebowski. "You're out of your element Donny!!"
!ACHNUNG! Stupid newbie question: Am I yet allowed to change "Newbie" to something fiendishly witty and jocular?
I want to change mine too, how many posts do you need for that?Quote:
Originally Posted by Garuda
Now thats sounds interesting, please elaborate, do you put it on to play sports? and what kind of sports do you like my young jocular friend ? Forgive the assumption (young) but I am 92 years old so most posters are younger than I. Although my sex life is more active than many eg (KW,MM)Quote:
Originally Posted by Garuda
^ My favorite sport is football. My favorite sporting activity is skiing. I do not wear my jocular while participating in either activity, however I try to maintain a certain level of jocundity at all times. Good on ya for the active sex life. I hope to have on at your age.
Feel free to join in anywhere you have something relevant or amusing to say.Quote:
Originally Posted by Garuda
I'd leave those other sites alone if I were you, especially Ajarn - just a bunch of perverts there.Quote:
Originally Posted by Garuda
Your status will change automatically in line with the number of posts you make till you get to a 1000 (I think) and then you can change it to what you like. I think you can bribe DD by offering some sort of 'personal service' to let you change it sooner, but you really don't want to go there.Quote:
Originally Posted by Garuda
Hello teakdoor!I'm very much a female and crossing my legs you'd treat fille douce in a nice way.
^ Welcome aboard. MiZwanting, we let all sorts in here.
fanch, Dougal.
Ok, I got bored with this before and i feel sure you wont bother doing it, you want it changed then you do me 6 titles for posters and decide where the poster should be able to change their own, you come up with the figure for posters to choose there own, and it aint gonna be one, maybe a few hundred, but if you want it changed give me the post numbers and all the titles, I will then change it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Garuda
Oh Goodie. A Virgin.Quote:
Originally Posted by Garuda
Takes me back to my very first time.:bunny3:
Who the f#@% are you?Quote:
Originally Posted by dirtydog
Just kidding.
I'm about as witty as a calculator, so I don't have any clever names, but the following policy agrees with me:
After 300 posts or 2 months (which ever comes second), you may change your profile. Profile name changes come after every 50 posts until you reach 300.
Or better yet, can you just change me to "Mythical Member"?
If anybody is willing to spend the time to do 6 user titles and suggest the post count for them they will be changed as long as it is reasonable.