All you need is just a little patience!

Talk about Jai Yin Yin! Talk about getting fucked around...Jesus, I have had a TITS FULL today.

A simple task, not very difficult one would think.

Get a motorbike delivered up North.

Not so simple.

Firstly, you have to find out who can deliver the bike. All indications pointed to "Nim See Seng"

So, after a bit of a hunt on the internet, Nim See Seng Lamphun was discovered.

Simple, A telephone call, no problem they said, but you need to bring the bike to the company...no offers of extra cash would get them to come and collect.

Can you deliver Door to Door? Yes they said...another complete fucking lie.

How much will it cost I asked? between 800 and 1200 Baht they said.

So, this morning, I used an old door and managed to get the bike up on the back of the pick up, not that easy on your own.

Strapped it in and away we go.

Nim See Seng Ta Lie was the port of call, about 35 KM from me.

I gets to Ta Lie, and we ask for directions. End up at a Nim See Seng Credit shop...no joy there.

The credit shop then sends me on a 20 mile detour to the main Chom Thong office, and just as I am about to get the bike off the back, they tell me, no, sorry, only Bangkok from here.

They then tell me to take it to Nim See Seng Bantawai..EXPRESS, luckily we got the phone number and rang them on the road...another 40KM, and they told us they only deliver small express parcels.

They then suggest Nim See Seng in Lamphun!

another 50-60 KM detour.

We plod through Lamphun and are told to find their offices at Doi Tee. which, after a bit of a fuck around I eventually find Doi Tee.

Ask for directions.. (and this is where it really pisses me off, instead of saying "I DON'T KNOW" they fucking lie and make up some shit! - so I head off on another 30Km journey around the delights of the industrial areas of Lamphun, only to end up again at another Nim See Seng Credit shop!

However, the girl that works here has a brain and is alive, she draws a map, with little pictures on it!

So, another 15 KM detour, that believe it or not brings me back to within 200 metres of where we first asked directions...and here we are...Nim See Seng Transport.

By this time I am well fucked off, anyway, better late than never, and yes they will deliver up North..."pull up to the bay" unloads the bike...then the cunts want 2500 Baht...not the 1000 they initially asked for...

what can you do? Drive away and look for someone new?

The bastards had the cheek to say it wa because the bike was 250CC ....like is that 3 times the size of a Honda 125????

Anyway, as usual, they see the Farang and rip us off!

May they truly get what they deserve when they go to Thai Heaven!


What I thought about was getting a little book, a one I can put in all the names of these robbing bastards, and when I die, I will haunt them, to the point that they will spend every penny they make repenting to their Jowtees and the Monks...

Yeesh...coulda drove it up yourself and taken the bus back..might have saved some time...

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Originally Posted by shunpike

Yeesh...coulda drove it up yourself and taken the bus back..might have saved some time...

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Nah, don't start me off!

The last time I got caught by the BIB Cunts, they nicked me in Hang Dong, it cost me 15000 Baht, yes, 15000 baht in lies and tea money to get the bike back...boxes of beer, fines for no bike license, don't make me cry...I got fucked over big time!

It literally cost me 15000 Baht, and at the end of the day, they gave me the bike back with a 1000 Baht receipt for some misdemeanour...whilst pocketing the rest, and they kept the bike for almost 3 weeks, in the hope that they would steal it from me, repaint it and sell it!

So if you think I was about to drive through all those checkpoints up to Chiang Rai...Dream on...they would have repossesed my house by the time I got there!

Don't let anyone tell you that you only need to show the filth the original invoices...it is a load of crap! You will be fucked over big time if they think they can get your bike!

We had "mysterious Phone calls" we had cars parked outside the house watching, my wife was told to go and meet these shady fucking cops at their "BIKE SHOP"... on her own...no way! These people are CUNTS!

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Originally Posted by shunpike

Yeesh...coulda drove it up yourself and taken the bus back.

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Why not put it on the train?

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Originally Posted by Thetyim

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Yeesh...coulda drove it up yourself and taken the bus back.

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Why not put it on the train?

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I don't think they have built a train line to Chiang Rai... I believe it stops here, Chiang Mai.. (and it only got this far North because of the BRITISH!)

If you know different let me know...maybe I could post it?

I was wondering if AbhiSHIT and his governemt had developed a kind of particle/matter transportation.. like from Dr. Who...I am sure that Thailand will be the first to develop this!

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Originally Posted by Migs

Ask for directions.. (and this is where it really pisses me off, instead of saying "I DON'T KNOW" they fucking lie and make up some shit!

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Standard Thai protocol, why are you surprised?

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The last time I got caught by the BIB Cunts, they nicked me in Hang Dong, it cost me 15000 Baht, yes, 15000 baht in lies and tea money to get the bike back...boxes of beer, fines for no bike license, don't make me cry...I got fucked over big time!

It literally cost me 15000 Baht, and at the end of the day, they gave me the bike back with a 1000 Baht receipt for some misdemeanour...whilst pocketing the rest, and they kept the bike for almost 3 weeks, in the hope that they would steal it from me, repaint it and sell it!

So if you think I was about to drive through all those checkpoints up to Chiang Rai...Dream on...they would have repossesed my house by the time I got there!

Don't let anyone tell you that you only need to show the filth the original invoices...it is a load of crap! You will be fucked over big time if they think they can get your bike!

We had "mysterious Phone calls" we had cars parked outside the house watching, my wife was told to go and meet these shady fucking cops at their "BIKE SHOP"... on her own...no way! These people are CUNTS!

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The worlds leading organized criminals according to a survey last year, they ranked above the Italian and Russian mafia.

If I was Thai I would be so proud.

Gonna green you for you woes Miggins, but this thread isn't as funny as some of your previous efforts, I really enjoyed the petrol and the Pepsi and the sugar and the piss.

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Originally Posted by Missismiggins

fines for no bike license,

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Outrageous!

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The bastards had the cheek to say it wa because the bike was 250CC ....

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Believe it does differ on the cc.

Every time I've sent a bike by post the lad at the computer's main request was, PO delivery address and cc. Then came the price.

Like car tax back home, wankers... still using the same road as some nonce in a little Nissan Micro, but gotta pay twice as much coz you actually have a decent car. Wankers.

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Originally Posted by Chairman Mao

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The bastards had the cheek to say it wa because the bike was 250CC ....

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Believe it does differ on the cc.

Every time I've sent a bike by post the lad at the computer's main request was, PO delivery address and cc. Then came the price.

Like car tax back home, wankers... still using the same road as some nonce in a little Nissan Micro, but gotta pay twice as much coz you actually have a decent car. Wankers.

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So you "posted " a bike? How do you do this? I heard it was possible, but to be honest, I never bothered to follow it up. I knew you could send by rail...but until someone builds a railway to Chiang Rai...then it is a bit out of the question.

what I can't understand is how they quote 1000 Baht over the phone, then they fuck you over for almost 3 times that when they see you have a bike strapped to the back of the car...they know you are fucked!

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Originally Posted by Missismiggins

fines for no bike license,

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Outrageous!

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I had a Thai Car license, it is normally a 400 hundred Baht fine, I paid, no worries, but these CUNTS eventually milked me for 15K, it was outrageous, and you can do SWEET FUCK ALL ABOUT IT once they try to bleed you...you can give in and hand over your bike, or you can put up a bit of a struggle, it just depends how far you are prepared to go, me, I go 100%, to the full cost of what these cunts will try and steal!

Fuck em, in for a penny in for a pound, but once bitten . Twice Shy...they won't get me twice...

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Originally Posted by Migs

Ask for directions.. (and this is where it really pisses me off, instead of saying "I DON'T KNOW" they fucking lie and make up some shit!

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Standard Thai protocol, why are you surprised?

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The last time I got caught by the BIB Cunts, they nicked me in Hang Dong, it cost me 15000 Baht, yes, 15000 baht in lies and tea money to get the bike back...boxes of beer, fines for no bike license, don't make me cry...I got fucked over big time!

It literally cost me 15000 Baht, and at the end of the day, they gave me the bike back with a 1000 Baht receipt for some misdemeanour...whilst pocketing the rest, and they kept the bike for almost 3 weeks, in the hope that they would steal it from me, repaint it and sell it!

So if you think I was about to drive through all those checkpoints up to Chiang Rai...Dream on...they would have repossesed my house by the time I got there!

Don't let anyone tell you that you only need to show the filth the original invoices...it is a load of crap! You will be fucked over big time if they think they can get your bike!

We had "mysterious Phone calls" we had cars parked outside the house watching, my wife was told to go and meet these shady fucking cops at their "BIKE SHOP"... on her own...no way! These people are CUNTS!

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The worlds leading organized criminals according to a survey last year, they ranked above the Italian and Russian mafia.

If I was Thai I would be so proud.

Gonna green you for you woes Miggins, but this thread isn't as funny as some of your previous efforts, I really enjoyed the petrol and the Pepsi and the sugar and the piss.

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Well, sometimes the things that happen here aren't that funny too...see, it's fucking pissing down tonight, as it did last night, as if God hates me and is trying to wash away my 3000Bahts worth of fertiliser I just wasted on the lam yai...I feel a shoe lace around the neck coming on!

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Originally Posted by Migs

Ask for directions.. (and this is where it really pisses me off, instead of saying "I DON'T KNOW" they fucking lie and make up some shit!

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Standard Thai protocol, why are you surprised?

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The last time I got caught by the BIB Cunts, they nicked me in Hang Dong, it cost me 15000 Baht, yes, 15000 baht in lies and tea money to get the bike back...boxes of beer, fines for no bike license, don't make me cry...I got fucked over big time!

It literally cost me 15000 Baht, and at the end of the day, they gave me the bike back with a 1000 Baht receipt for some misdemeanour...whilst pocketing the rest, and they kept the bike for almost 3 weeks, in the hope that they would steal it from me, repaint it and sell it!

So if you think I was about to drive through all those checkpoints up to Chiang Rai...Dream on...they would have repossesed my house by the time I got there!

Don't let anyone tell you that you only need to show the filth the original invoices...it is a load of crap! You will be fucked over big time if they think they can get your bike!

We had "mysterious Phone calls" we had cars parked outside the house watching, my wife was told to go and meet these shady fucking cops at their "BIKE SHOP"... on her own...no way! These people are CUNTS!

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The worlds leading organized criminals according to a survey last year, they ranked above the Italian and Russian mafia.

If I was Thai I would be so proud.

Gonna green you for you woes Miggins, but this thread isn't as funny as some of your previous efforts, I really enjoyed the petrol and the Pepsi and the sugar and the piss.

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Would you believe, this TWAT sent me on a 15K detour, when the office was actually no more than 200 metres up the road...fucking IDIOTS!

The wife covers her ears these days in the the car...even she was doing a bit of blapheming today!

I don't know what it is mate but you seem to have had some wicked spell placed on you with all this bad karma of late.

Disaster upon disaster and I am becoming more concerned about what I am going to find whenever I open one of your threads.

At the end of the day you have a hell of a lot more patience then me and that is maybe half your problem. Start kicking a few arses and get the people who should be helping you organize your shit up off their arses.

Oh.........and I hope tomorrow see's you having a better day. You fvcking deserve one. :)

Sometimes you just have to laugh, you made your bed....lie in it!

Normally the wife gets it in the ear..but it isn't her fault!

I had to laugh today when she ended up calling them all idiots/Cunts /Retards....

It is actually hilarious watching a Thai take a stand and VENT!!!! they really go for it!

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Originally Posted by Loy Toy

I don't know what it is mate but you seem to have had some wicked spell placed on you with all this bad karma of late.

Disaster upon disaster and I am becoming more concerned about what I am going to find whenever I open one of your threads.

At the end of the day you have a hell of a lot more patience then me and that is maybe half your problem. Start kicking a few arses and get the people who should be helping you organize your shit up off their arses.

Oh.........and I hope tomorrow see's you having a better day. You fvcking deserve one. :)

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I think the Evil Witch from the EAST....her mother.. spooked me when she found out I wasn't rich!

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So you "posted " a bike? How do you do this?

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Went to the local post office. Asked if it was possible to deliver it to another PO. They entered that PO address into the computer, asked the for the CC, (and possibly the make and model). Gave the price (last time was 1,800b from BKK to Phuket). I agreed, went to drop off the bike....

Arrived back to be informed that they didn't have the jacklift to lift it onto the truck, so took I had to take it up to the next post office up the road.

Paid, got the receipt, and a few days later (3 or 4 I think) it ends up at the PO destination.

Miggins are you talking about a bike with no green book and plate here? or a properly plated bike?

Ah yes sorry, they needed to see the green book and match up the figures too before loading it up.

Think it was the same with the train. I did Khon Kaen to BKK for about 2000b I think.

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Originally Posted by Spin

Miggins are you talking about a bike with no green book and plate here? or a properly plated bike?

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No green book, no nothing other than tax invoices, but I am amazed the Post can post a bike!

Imagine postman fucking pat delivering your Harley to you in the UK!

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Originally Posted by Chairman Mao

Ah yes sorry, they needed to see the green book and match up the figures too before loading it up.

Think it was the same with the train. I did Khon Kaen to BKK for about 2000b I think.

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Yes this legal thing of green books, Tax etc. does seem to cause a few headaches! But good on you...POSTING A BIKE...did it go through the letterbox?

The UK used to have Postal Manual, as thick as a telephone directory, listing the correct protocol for posting and delivering mail, it was in our local library. You were not allowed to post anything in RED, red coloured envelopes, red wrapping paper...in case of strain on the postmans eyes...I forget the book, but it was hilarious, written by some fucking government spastic with nothing better to do...anyone remember it? I don't recall any objection to posting motorbikes, but I never saw any delivered...probably some clause there that Post Office Employees were not expected to have to carry anything heavier than about 50 grammes.

:smileylaughing::smileylaughing::smileylaughing::s mileylaughing:

Sorry mate, just saw this.

i'll make it up to you somehow, some time.

:smileylaughing:

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Originally Posted by Missismiggins

when I die, I will haunt them, to the point that they will spend every penny they make repenting to their Jowtees and the Monks...

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OK, sweetie, how long have you been living here?



Someone?












Anyone?














Oh, fuck! Up to me again....











MissisM, you're coming back as a cockroach.

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Originally Posted by Chairman Mao

Ah yes sorry, they needed to see the green book and match up the figures too before loading it up.

Think it was the same with the train. I did Khon Kaen to BKK for about 2000b I think.

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Yes this legal thing of green books, Tax etc. does seem to cause a few headaches! But good on you...POSTING A BIKE...did it go through the letterbox?

The UK used to have Postal Manual, as thick as a telephone directory, listing the correct protocol for posting and delivering mail, it was in our local library. You were not allowed to post anything in RED, red coloured envelopes, red wrapping paper...in case of strain on the postmans eyes...I forget the book, but it was hilarious, written by some fucking government spastic with nothing better to do...anyone remember it? I don't recall any objection to posting motorbikes, but I never saw any delivered...probably some clause there that Post Office Employees were not expected to have to carry anything heavier than about 50 grammes.

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The Post Office Guide, used to be able to buy it at the counter of the Post Office. Great book, whoever knew it was illegal to post chewing gum to Somalia?

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I am amazed the Post can post a bike!

Imagine postman fucking pat delivering your Harley to you in the UK!

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Actually they call you when it arrives at the designated post office, and you (or the person you're selling to) goes down to collect it.

Simply loaded on and off one of their trucks.

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Originally Posted by Missismiggins

when I die, I will haunt them, to the point that they will spend every penny they make repenting to their Jowtees and the Monks...

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OK, sweetie, how long have you been living here?



Someone?












Anyone?














Oh, fuck! Up to me again....











MissisM, you're coming back as a cockroach.

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A step in the right direction then?