The Rolling Stones - what's so fucking good about them?
Is it because they refuse to call it a day or is it because they bring back memories for you?
Captain Sensible brings back happy memories for me, that doesn't mean he isn't shite.
It really annoys me that the same sort of people who think Elvis is god get their knickers in a twist if you say anything bad about the Stones.
They were not a bad band and still are not a bad band - same as the Scissor Sistors, same as Talking Heads, same as The Specials - they just stayed together and this for some reason gives them an almost godly status.
What?
Sorry, pardon?
Oh, they're classic are they?
classic
adjective
1 the classic work on the subject definitive, authoritative; outstanding, first-rate, first-class, best, finest, excellent, superior, masterly.
2 a classic example of Norman design typical, archetypal, quintessential, vintage; model, representative, perfect, prime, textbook. antonym atypical.
3 a classic style simple, elegant, understated; traditional, timeless, ageless.
noun
a classic of the genre definitive example, model, epitome, paradigm, exemplar; great work, masterpiece.
FUCK OFF
The Stones are an over rated ok band, and you get all defensive because you were into them 25 years ago when you were dropping acid, watching Tomorrow's World in black & white and skewering Tanya Parkinson on the bonnet of your second hand VW Beetle and that's why they are untouchable.
Mick Jagger is just a bloke, and so are the other three blokes - none of them have the talent of Mike Oldfield or Squeeze or that bald poof who made the bleepy noises in Erasure.
Fuck the Rolling Stones, I have had 9 of their bad quality tracks in my i-tunes for almost a year and I'm deleting all but a couple, and even those are mediocre.
I am not a Beatles fan but I admit they are pretty foking good and have at least to some degree earned their status, though pathetic that Oasis thought they were the next best thing. Oasis were more like the Rolling Stones than The Beatles; ironically BLUR were more like the Beatles in terms of variety and experiment.
Anyway, fuck the Rolling Stones - if you don't like this post you can stick it up your arse.