Girl with messy room wants $10,000 to help her ‘devote my life to cleanliness’

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REMEMBER Alyssa Bordelon? The American student with the messy bedroom?
Her bedroom selfie went viral for all the wrong reasons yesterday, when eagle-eyed Twitter users found what appeared to be a rat in the corner of the room, perched on a pile of dirty clothes.

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Now Ms Borderlon has set up a crowd-funding page and wants the public to donate $10,000 so she can quit her second job and clean her room.

“Many of you have expressed concerns with the state of my apartment,” she wrote on the GoFundMe page, which has since been deleted.

“I hear them. However, being an adult with adult expenses, it is sometimes difficult to find time to give attention to less pressing needs. I have a full time job and a part time job, and I attend college full time.

“For those of you who don’t attend college full time, that’s 40 hours + 20 hours + [(1 hour per class x 2 times per week) x 4 classes per semester] = 68 hours per week.

“I won’t even add into that equation time spent studying, eating, or sleeping; however, those are necessary components of many human lives, mine included.
“This new internet fame I have encountered has given me a unique opportunity to make the most of my time. If I reach my goal ($10,000 = 1 year of tuition at my school), I will quit my second job and devote my life to cleanliness.”

Ms Borderlon tweeted the link to the GoFundMe page to her followers. “Pay My Tuition & I’ll Clean My Room. A worthy cause if I’ve ever seen one,” she wrote.

Girl with messy room complete with rat sets up GoFundMe campaign to clean up

Crazy bitch!

Needs a slap and a good rogering,... Scream ya little minx!

Where's the rat?...Heh...Back in my bartender days, we had a waitress who told how a rat in her room would eat the crotch out of her panties...Nothing else in the entire room...Only the crotch out of her "used" panties...

Make of it what you will...She thought it was funny as fook...


Anyhow, good luck with the room-cleaning, Alyssa...

Needs a pic of the carpet downstairs. To see how messy it is.

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the GoFundMe page, which has since been deleted.

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As it rightly should have been.
I agree with ENT, she needs a good rogering.

^ Is that the cure-all for all "messy" rooms?...

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Originally Posted by BaitongBoy

^ Is that the cure-all for all "messy" rooms?...

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Yep. My wife keeps our room spotless. Rogering obviously works.

^ my wife's a scruffy bastard it's a bone of contention
But nothing on that dirty bitch

Silly slapper!

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Originally Posted by jimbobs

^ my wife's a scruffy bastard it's a bone of contention
But nothing on that dirty bitch

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Try rogering a bit more ;)

^
May it would help if him if he bought the new brand of Viagra called '007'. It doesn't claim to make you James Bond but, it does make you Roger Moore.

Sorry. I'll get my coat. ''TAXI!!!!!''

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Sorry. I'll get my coat. ''TAXI!!!!!''

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It wasn't that bad...Heh...

But I'm wondering about that statement/condition...

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to help her ‘devote my life to cleanliness’

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What does it mean to devote one's life to "cleanliness?"...55...

Will she die on the cross to save something?...Will she do my room?...And yours?...Will she now insist upon condoms?...(sorry)...

I wanna know the specifics before I help her...

Doesn't even say she'll clean the fooking room!...555...

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Will she now insist upon condoms?

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Too bad her parents didn't.

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^ my wife's a scruffy bastard it's a bone of contention
But nothing on that dirty bitch

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Try rogering a bit more ;)

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I do as much as possible
But she would not like it if she found out

^^^ Laughed out loud at that one...They might've "put her up to it"...


^ And jimbobs...That was good...So you might get suspicious if the place was half-clean?...555...

I'd certainly give her a go.

I think I'll start a go fund me so I can devote my life to alcoholism.

She appears to have a huge head, or she may be a dwarf. However Kingwilly would give her one.

She just do for take a pic? ...

Probably still got last month's tampon up her who who to save time when this month comes. As long as the nickers don,t have skid marks they should be good to go.

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She just do for take a pic? ...

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Yeah...She do for me, Za...But people see dirty room and say dirty things...

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I'd certainly give her a go.

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messy girls like that always make lazy fucks, probably a bore in bed

ok for a quick ass fuck I guess, while she cries in pain and ask for more :p

^Careful, she may have run out of toilet tissue

Last time I heard, bum guns hadn't been invented in USA just yet

great, you could go tubgirl on her :p

win-win :)

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I'd certainly give her a go.

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messy girls like that always make lazy fucks, probably a bore in bed

ok for a quick ass fuck I guess, while she cries in pain and ask for more :p

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whoa, calm down butters. She doesn't meet your criteria of having a shlong, she's actually a generic girl.