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A simple and fun game for the whole family; simply add your own 'grandpa (or grandma) question.
I'll kick things off:
Q: Grandpa, why do you have a tattoo of a bird?
A: Well, little Johnny, in the 80's and early 90's I was famous for going to clubs and guzzling gallons of spunk from friends/strangers, and I thought it'd be a nice idea to commemorate my achievements with a swallow tattoo on my neck.
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Swallow?
African or European is the question...
YouTube - ‪Airspeed Velocity of a Swallow‬‏
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Q: Grandad, why do Grannys tits look like peg bags?
^ you've gotta add an answer, and a pic; well, not in this case perhaps...
(Grandpa, why are those two 18 year old girls fondling each other, would need a pic, obviously...)
A: Fuck off you snotty little oik.
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^ excellent.
Q: Grandpa, why has grandma got three tits?
A: Has she? I thought I'd remembered her having two, but I haven't seen them for years so you'd better ask Withnallstoke.
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Grandpa? Why do you smell of piss?
This nursing home is shit! I've gotta warm the sheets meself.
^ Excellent stuff, should be there meself before too long.
Marc Almond?Quote:
Originally Posted by withnallstoke
2 pints, allegedly.. :mid:
^ and mixed at that.
"Grandad, why does our Marc dribble when he talks and dribble when he walks?"
"Pull yer pants up, there's a good lad, and get off his knee."
Grandpa who the fuck is this and why do you keep posting it's picture all over the show?
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^ well, grandson, he is a hero of my close friends Socal and Papillion.
Now, to be fair, this is an awful thread, right for abuse, frankly, I'm surprised I haven't copped more... or should that be ,,, ???