Authentic foods from around the world.
The banana fritter.
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Pop into a Chinky take-away and order a deep fried banana in batter, served with a topping of tinned syrup and served in a tin foil dish.
A staple diet of millions of Chinese.
The doner kebab.
A luxurious and exotic animal, native to the inland seas of Iran, this dish is first skewered by your local Iranian, who serves it to the Westerner with a knowing smile. Him and his mates performed lewed acts upon the beast the previous evening after drinking an alcoholic beverage distilled from goats piss.
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